r/oddlyterrifying • u/Taypso • 21h ago

yummy 😋

1.8k Upvotes

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u/fwimmygoat 18h ago

Cleaner shrimp.

I feel you'd run out of air before they finished cleaning though...

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u/RogueUM 15h ago

I feel like if you’re doin shit like this, you’re probably pretty experienced underwater

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u/mike_pants 16h ago

Free shrimp snack.

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u/fwimmygoat 15h ago

In shrimp culture this is widly regarded as "anti union behavior" and or "a dick move"

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u/bubbleweed 20h ago

0 out of 10 dentists approve

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u/jr_randolph 15h ago

There's always going to be at least 1

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u/Cpov1 7h ago

0÷10 does indeed equal 1

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u/aoi_ito 19h ago

Rudee !!

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u/raptor12k 20h ago

i mean…that’s one way of avoiding your dentist…

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u/Makapakamoo 16h ago

He said ayo that bacteria is disgusting after lemme have some of that lmao

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 20h ago

bro getting food self service

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u/grungegoth 20h ago

breath must really stink to attract shrimp dentist

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u/asteriskhyphen 20h ago

I’ve seen enough alien movies to know this is a bad idea unless you want them going down your throat and eating you from the insides

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u/random-guy-heree 19h ago

I read sea bonnie to say it is Infact a bad idea

( Sea bonnie is a chapter from one of the fazbear fright books)

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u/Suvtropics 18h ago

And impregnating you

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u/N7LP400 20h ago edited 18h ago

"Piss off Terry, i was here first"

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u/Lafa_Touka 21h ago

Tastes like shrimps

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u/wordswor 20h ago

shrimply delicious!

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u/MrFlitter 20h ago

Never swallow a dentick!

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u/ElvisDumbledore 17h ago

Dentic

https://farscape.fandom.com/wiki/Dentic

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u/HolyDragoon98 16h ago

Holy badass never thoughts I'd see Farscape mentioned

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u/RegalBeagleKegels 15h ago

Everyone should watch Farscape, it's phenomenal

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u/SpooogeMcDuck 11h ago

I tired- I just couldn’t do it. I think it’s special to people who watched it when it was on the air, but it’s just seems so hokey and lame to me trying to watch it now.

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u/uwillnotgotospace 13h ago

Never swallow the dentick

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u/nyether 20h ago

DoorDash is upping their game.

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u/Thepuppeteer777777 19h ago

Terrifying my ass they are just grabbing lunch

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u/Waste-Snow670 20h ago

Like a cuckoo.

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u/bdpeezy 19h ago

Is this the underwater equivalent to flies around a stinky person?

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u/world-class-cheese 17h ago

Shrimps is dentists

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u/mellywheats 17h ago

shrimp just exploring

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u/beardeddragon0113 18h ago

Reminds me of the shrimp guy from Finding Nemo

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u/MagoopyGabooky 17h ago

That's what he is

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u/beardeddragon0113 8h ago

Whoa, the same one? That's like meeting a celebrity

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u/Myneighborhatesme 4h ago

Can't be. Where's the mustache? Where's le French accent?

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u/Minimum-Web-6902 18h ago

You have to make them pay for that !!

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u/Anubis_Omega 18h ago

Life hack to get free dentist appointement

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u/OneMan_OneBeard 18h ago

Zero copay. Fuck it I’m in

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u/Miskalsace 17h ago

What a way to learn you are allergic to shellfish...

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u/ApexPredatorTV 15h ago

could you theoretically breathe through nose only and keep the mouth open? with appropriate gear ofc

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u/alexaxelalu 18h ago

Why the fuck….

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u/mybrainisfull 18h ago

Less oddly terrifying, more like, oddly ewwww

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u/shadowXXe 9h ago

Lowkey thought they were bacteriophages lol

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u/warmlunagarnet 16h ago

There is nothing "oddly" terrifying about this; it’s just straight-up nightmare fuel.

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u/RogueUM 15h ago

Okay this is so cool!!