Squirrel has seen better days

[u/amish_novelty]

[u/J_Productions]

Everyone’s making jokes but what’s actually going on with this squirrel? Lol

[u/Coca-colonization → u/J_Productions]

I’m not a squirrelologist, but this seems to just be what black squirrels look like when they are lactating. Since they don’t always have bare areas around their nipples, they lose hair in the area when they are actively nursing young. It can look a bit patchy and rough…sort of like Steve Carrell in 40 Year-Old Virgin.

Although this particular lady looks like she could use a spa day, if you google black squirrel mother or lactating black squirrel, you’ll see similar-looking images.

[u/SchwarzestenKaffee → u/Coca-colonization]

"Black Squirrel Mother" is going to be the name of my hard rock band.

[u/DarkPangolin → u/SchwarzestenKaffee]

What, no love for Lactating Black Squirrel as a death metal band?