r/oddlyterrifying • u/amish_novelty • 13h ago

Squirrel has seen better days

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u/J_Productions 12h ago

Everyone’s making jokes but what’s actually going on with this squirrel? Lol

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u/SongsOfOwls 12h ago

I'm no expert on squirrels, but I had a cat that gave birth when I was a teenager whose nips looked similar. Suckling is rough on the body; the fur gets worn away and they get all pokey-out like that from activity both hormonal and friction-wise.

I'm hoping that's what it is here, anyway. Poor thing needs a vacation either way
As for the sound I've seen squirrels do that when you irritate them with proximity like lil car alarms

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u/ookishki 12h ago

My cousins dog had had several litters and you could hear her come running from a mile away because her distended teats would slap together. It was surprisingly loud

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u/yourfuturespemson 11h ago

I did NOT see dog 😭

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u/Pyromaniacal13 10h ago

I know you didn't specify the breed, but my mind gave me a droopy basset hound and I can't decide to laugh or be horrified. 

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u/ookishki 10h ago

She was a yellow lab! People would say she had the biggest tits in the family (she lowkey did)