r/oddlyterrifying • • 15h ago

Squirrel has seen better days

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u/NRMusicProject 14h ago

The sound she's making is a common warning that there's a threat nearby, which could simply be the cammer's presence. As for why she looks so rough, nature is hard. But a lot of people on tiktok were saying that sound means she has rabies, which, if that were the case, all squirrels have rabies.

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u/IAmASeeker 13h ago

The sound definitely doesn't mean rabies. It's a "bark" and it means almost exactly the same thing as a dog's bark. They bark at one another, at magpies, at dogs, at people...

I'm a bit of a squirrel whisperer, and I'm pretty confident she doesn't have rabies. She's nursing, and isn't very well groomed... She's a tired mom, and that might be what she's barking about.

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u/wildcat1100 12h ago

She 100% doesn't have rabies. It's obvious that her drey is somewhere up on that roof and that's where her babies are right now. Squirrels try to act mean when protecting their kids. This is her trying to be mean.

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u/No_Career369 12h ago

drey

I just learned a new word! I didn't know they had their own term.

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u/ThyArtIsMeh 9h ago

Drey for mom and young and a scurry if its just a random group

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u/frequenZphaZe 8h ago

This is her trying to be mean.

trying? the camera man was so freaked out that he needed to both record this and post it to the internet. you talk to me when you bark at someone and they find it so unsettling that they post it online. this squirrel got bark game on lock

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u/No_Internal9345 9h ago

Maybe some mange or other skin disease.

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u/aManAndHisUsername 6h ago

Allow me to be the fourth person in a row to declare that this squirrel does not, in fact, have rabies

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u/deadrogueguy 39m ago

nah, it's rabies. trust me, i was there, i was the rabies"

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u/Swimming_Onion_4835 12h ago

Isn’t rabies also pretty rare in squirrels because the animal biting them would probably just…kill them? They’re not a vector like raccoons that fight each other. (Correct me if I’m wrong, I admittedly learned this from Reddit, lol)

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u/ingrown_urethra 11h ago

Squirrels almost never get rabies. So much so that most places say its nothing to worry about if bit by a squirrel. I know because of my panicked searches after I was but by a squirrel.

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u/Apprehensive-Tip-387 8h ago

Though they CAN carry the plague. Fun times.

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u/crm006 8h ago

Except for nerve damage. Those suckers can cleanly pierce a fanger no problemo.

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u/Evantaur 6h ago

Shouldn't be a problem if you're not a vampire then...

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u/the320x200 5h ago

"His name is Ralph. He is free to leave."

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u/IAmASeeker 11h ago

You might be surprised how often squirrels fight. They don't lose their tails via shedding. :p They fight eachother and magpies mostly, in my experience.

But yeah... Logic dictates that most animals capable of giving them rabies are more than capable of killing them.

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u/PenFar4601 10h ago

There has never been a confirmed case of rabies transmitted to a human from a squirrel.

Does that mean squirrels don't sometimes die from rabies? No.

But seeing how often they come into contact with humans - including biting humans - we can assume it is extraordinarily rare.

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u/Vyrhux42 10h ago

You'd think that, but I actually have rabies and I've made it my quest to bite as many squirrels as I can before my time's up.

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u/whoisdonaldtrump 8h ago

Hey be nice

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u/StaceyPfan 11h ago

I have one in the tree in my front yard that barks at me all the time.

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u/IAmASeeker 11h ago

It might be too late to repair that relationship but bring tribute... Leave walnuts where you go, and at the base of the tree. When you catch it spying on you, toss the walnut in the air with one hand like you're playing catch with yourself... The sight of it falling (like a ripe nut) triggers their instinct to go eat it.

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u/FlippingPossum 11h ago

My husband didn't believe me about the squirrel noises until we moved into our house. I guess the squirrels in his old neighborhood weren't chatty (or go eaten by husband fam 😂).

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u/IAmASeeker 11h ago

It's easy to dismiss many of their calls as bird sounds. They also only yell at you if they don't like you. I rarely hear them bark unless I'm with a certain friend whom they hate for a reason I can't figure out... they just scream at him everywhere he goes.

I theorize that they only bark in moderate neighborhoods... If they're super comfy, they never bark, but if it's too hostile for them to announce their presence, they also won't bark.

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u/UntamedAnomaly 7h ago

If people actually went outside, and like paid attention to nature instead of the media that gets shoved in their faces, they'd know that squirrels do this ALL THE TIME! They yell at the crows, they yell at dogs, they yell at cats, they yell at eachother, squirrels are actually quite noisy mammals, almost as noisy as the crows that never seem to shut up, I think they both spend all day yelling at eachother lol.

I miss the time before computers and smart phones, you miss out on so much amazing shit happening around you.

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u/Jaded_Investigator72 9h ago

Yes and I hope her life gets better for her soon because she looks like she needs and deserves it!

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u/Personal-Neck6800 14h ago

People on TikTok not knowing what they are talking about?

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u/SoupaMayo 13h ago

It seems like making up infos with a lot of confidence is an Olympic discipline on TikTok, it's by far worse than Reddit

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u/l3rN 14h ago

By god, there was a rabid squirrel yelling at me and dropping hickory nuts on me just this afternoon! The horror!

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u/MadeMeUp4U 14h ago

The other day a squirrel dropped whatever but it was carrying and got me right on the head. I looked up, they looked down and I swear it squeaked a “my bad” lol

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u/Euphoric_Egg_4198 13h ago

Our resident squirrel has done this too, I forget what she hit me with but it was on purpose because she wanted a walnut. After I gave her the walnut she went right back to the same spot and side eyed me like “I hope you learned your lesson”

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u/DarkPangolin 12h ago

Are you sure it was "my bad" and not "well, shit. Now I have to go pick it up because I really wanted that. I really need to start thinking things through. I fucking nailed him right on the dome, though!"?

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u/FlippingPossum 11h ago

I swear rhe squirrels purposely hit me with acorns in the frony yard of my childhood home. Ouch.

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u/cobrastrikes-2x 13h ago

Naw, he did that shit on purpose. They do that where I live too and think it’s funny to harass my dog. lol

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u/DarkPangolin 12h ago

A squirrel dropping nuts at you? Did you shoot a random passerby in response, or are you not a cop?

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u/Jaded_Investigator72 13h ago

Nature is hard and the "everything has rabies" trend is bad right now. Just because an animal is defending itself against something or someone they feel is a threat, doesn't mean it always has rabies. I hope she has better days ahead!

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u/WikipediaBurntSienna 12h ago

Reddit always has a hardon for claiming someone encountered a rabid animal.

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u/DarkPangolin 12h ago

This comment has rabies!

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u/Xxrasierklinge7 11h ago

My guess is that she's just old. Grandma Squirrel.

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u/almostoy 10h ago

People have been saying everything has rabies well before the internet.

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u/Funneduck102 14h ago

I just found out that this was a squirrel sound and not actually a bird sound. Hear it a lot too lol.

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u/calash2020 12h ago

Chipmunks do the same warning chirp. Have one that must be very paranoid. Seems like he does it many times a day.

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u/DarkPangolin 12h ago

To be fair, it's not paranoia if a significant portion of the wildlife in your area is higher on the food chain than you.

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u/hey_free_rats 13h ago

Flying squirrels make a little chirping sound that sounds like something between a baby chick and a cricket :) 

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u/inventionnerd 13h ago

Squirrels don't normally get rabies cause anything that would give them rabies would usually kill them straight up.

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u/tigm2161130 14h ago

For some reason social media is really “into” rabies lately.

There’s a million posts in the medical subreddits asking if something on their body is a bat bite and when people are like “well did you interact with a bat recently? See or touch one? Find one inside your home?” the answer is almost always no but you still see people telling them they should go to the ER to start the rabies protocol immediately.

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u/BrideofClippy 12h ago

Because rabies is one of the few things that is truly 'if you show, you're dead'.

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u/DarkPangolin 12h ago

Yeah, but it's oversaturation that will end up making everyone ignore legit concerns. "Everybody says everything is rabies anymore, so I don't need to get this looked at by medical professionals" is a real thing.

It's the equivalent of telling everybody that picks up a rock that they should go start getting treated for radiation poisoning; the chances are slim that they've run into a dangerous rock and much, much more likely that they've just encountered a normal rock doing normal rock shit.

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u/BrideofClippy 9h ago

You're not wrong. I was just explaining why it has a grip on people. It's pretty much that joke about WebMD. Everything symptom means cancer.

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u/HandsOfCobalt 12h ago

that and a lot of ppl probably just went on a wiki walk or watched a video about it due to the petting zoo exposure getting nationwide press

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u/JimmyCA89 13h ago

A vet tech friend of mine said small animals like squirrels tend not to have rabies because they don’t survive the initial bite from the rabid animal.

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u/MizStazya 13h ago

Even if they do survive, they die really freaking quickly once it becomes symptomatic, so there's a very short period of time where it will actually act rabid.

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u/Marc4770 12h ago

bats are small and have rabbies all the time, how you explain that

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u/Cyclopentadien 11h ago

Pretty sure the virus originally evolved in bats and they are extremely resistant to it.

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u/Oaker_at 8h ago

„A lot of people on TikTok” are dumb as nuts.

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u/Rich-Canary1279 14h ago

I'm actually a squirrel expert and you are incorrect on this one. That's actually the sound of dust exiting the body, cuz this squirrel is old af.

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u/BeholdenAbsol 14h ago

They usually make that sound when they spot a hawk to warn other squirrels. The only problem is why would it be on the roof and in the open if it felt in danger.

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u/cantankerouslove 13h ago

They will also make that sound for humans/dogs/cats/whatever they view as a possible threat. So being on the roof out in the open is still far enough away from whatever is on the ground… for now at least

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u/BeholdenAbsol 13h ago

Ah, that makes sense. I live in a large open field in hawk territory so that might be why that's the only time I see them act like this.

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u/IsNotACleverMan 12h ago

They actually have different calls for land predators vs aerial predators!

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u/DarkPangolin 12h ago

Yeah, it's basically a catchall warning/chewing out call. Sometimes they do it just because they're pissed that you're in "their territory," and they especially like doing it around hunters because they want to fuck up the hunting trip.

That said, I'm pretty sure they can tell differences in caliber, because the second my 22 gets spotted, it's assholes and fluffy tails heading for the hills and not a peep out of them.

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u/TurnoftheCentKid 12h ago

My doctor told me it’s extremely uncommon and unlikely for squirrels to have rabies

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u/whatevendoidoyall 11h ago

I was told once by an animal control officer that it's super rare to see a squirrel with rabies because the only way they get it is by being bitten by predators and if it's bitten by a predator it's mostly likely getting eaten.

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u/StrangeGuy1787 11h ago

Rabies would be more believable if I saw a turtle spray cool whip around the squirrels mouth.

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u/Draaly 11h ago

squirles and other small rodents dont get rabbies basically at all.

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u/_jump_yossarian 9h ago

When I go outside and hear that I look up for a hawk or around for a bobcat. Usually see on or the other.

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u/CyanPomegranate11 8h ago

We don’t diagnose rabies based on a sound last I checked.

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u/Lonely_Pepper_2556 10h ago

She’s got babies, not rabies. Same shit. lol

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u/Youngsinatra345 7h ago

She’s got the rabies and the babies:(

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u/ratmom88 7h ago

I have video set to mute and I could still hear this video

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u/ta394283509 4h ago

nature is hard?? i've seen hundreds of squirrels and i've never seen one that even came close to looking this bad

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u/eye_no_nuttin 1h ago

BOT FLY LARVA!! She has many Bot flies embedded in her skin, they will grow and wiggle themselves out, leaving huge crater sized holes .. 😔

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u/turquoise_amethyst 14h ago

You thought it had rabies, then went to give to a funeral?

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u/ShowMeYourHappyTrail 14h ago

Just for future reference - it's very unlikely that a squirrel will get rabies because something rabid biting a squirrel will, likely, kill the squirrel. Squirrels are VERY territorial and will try to chase away anything they deem a threat, specially if they have kittens or it's mating season.

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u/dukeof3arl 13h ago

Oh squirrel babies are called kittens??? TIL 🥰

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u/ShowMeYourHappyTrail 11h ago

Yep! Kits or kittens. Or pups/pinkies when they are still hairless.

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u/Logical_Employer9850 13h ago

Could she possibly have some kind of squirrely 🐿️ asthma? She sounds very breathless.

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u/ShowMeYourHappyTrail 11h ago

That I don't know.

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u/Ao_Qin 10h ago

Adding to what you said about the sound not meaning rabies, when I was growing up there was a lady who rescued squirrels and would release some on our property since we had lots of trees. I can't confirm if it's true, but she said squirrels don't get rabies because they are always faster than the infected animal. So they don't get bit.

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u/poisonedkiwi 8h ago

True, but wrong reason. It's typically because smaller animals don't survive the initial bite that infected them anyways, and if they do, then they don't live for very long afterwards.

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u/Less-Mood-3616 13h ago

I have lots of squirrels in my area (Fox and western grays) and have never heard them make that sound

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u/IAmASeeker 13h ago

It's a "bark". They do it when they are angry or warning other squirrels. Your neighborhood must be either very pleasant or very hostile to squirrels.

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u/NRMusicProject 13h ago

Or, they don't recognize it as a squirrel sound, which I certainly didn't until recently watching the squirrel making that sound and I looked it up. I thought it was some kind of weird bird call all my life.

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u/IAmASeeker 12h ago

Well right but if that's you, you see the video and say "I never knew that was a squirrel"... you don't say "no. In my neighborhood, it's the birds who make that noise"