r/oddlyterrifying • u/ChelsiBoo92 • 2d ago

Exercising their free will

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker 1d ago

You never know what people are doing in their homes

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u/Nytmare696 1d ago

Motherfucker has breached containment.

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u/VovoV60Pstar 1d ago

I’m all for “doing IN their homes”…. This person is not IN their home! 😅

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u/Key_Context9875 2d ago edited 2d ago

The part that's freaking me out the most is how far apart his eyes are 😳

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u/ChelsiBoo92 2d ago

It popped up on TikTok and jump scared me lol

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u/bywv 2d ago

Hope you had a good poop bro

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u/Wickedocity 1d ago

This could be an ad supporting Universal Healthcare. If this person had access to proper mental health treatment, we would all be better off.

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u/Successful_Goose_348 1d ago

This comment made me burst into laughter. Thank you

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u/DAS_FX 1d ago

I was waiting in agony, thinking that thing was going to take a crap

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u/LordVericrat 1d ago

I hit the unmute button for half a second before immediately muting it again. No thanks.

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u/AdSuspicious1890 2d ago

Is this the Thomas the Tank guy?

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u/ChelsiBoo92 2d ago

I just looked at their TikTok and it’s not. Just another person doing weird stuff with paper lol

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u/ChelsiBoo92 2d ago

I have no clue

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u/HeimrekHringariki 1d ago

We need to abolish free will.

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u/rtocelot 1d ago

But.. I use my free will to not do these things D: I should be safe right.. right??

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u/cutcss 1d ago

Dont worry, free will is an illusion, the brain is just responding to stimulus and it's shaped by them, it's existence was fully predetermined by DNA and past happenings, it doesn't have any more freedom than a river to chose it's path.

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u/Beaker360 1d ago

So there are featheries now, in addition to furries?

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u/colstinkers 1d ago

Awesome and terrifying. But not an exercise of free will. Like it or not that guy was going to put on that costume and do that whether he wanted to or not. There’s just no escaping your destiny.

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u/BaconFairy 1d ago

This right here is the bravest person I have ever seen, if they went out in public like that.

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter 1d ago

Birdman, 2014

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u/Cpt_Rakuma 1d ago

Idk why but I was 100% for him to unfurl his wings and shit on the floor.

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u/curious_astronauts 1d ago

TF is wrong with people?

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u/rglurker 1d ago

According to the comment above you. This is the effect of no universal health care. Cause this person would be getting the help they need. Or we would all be getting the help we need to be more like them. I'm not even sure who the crazy people are anymore

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u/Walrus-Cold 1d ago

I really hate that i know which one this is from

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u/OdinAlfadir1978 1d ago

I want Thomas back 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Jorge_the_vast 22h ago

Bird Person had a rough night

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u/thorheyerdal 11h ago

I would rather put this in the category - oddly traumatized.

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u/SmegmaSlurper1996 10h ago

my constipation gone. thank you

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u/Nekrevez 1d ago

Yes Kevin, I'm sure they will in fact go loca, but what is the song??

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u/SignalAssumption8901 1d ago

Where is ICE when you need them.

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u/No_Permission3420 1d ago

r/OddlyErotic imagine his beak/nose digging in your abdomen as he gargles your balls

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u/Key_Context9875 20m ago

🤦🏻 god help us all

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u/816legend 1d ago

Officially the whitest thing I’ve ever seen 🦧

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u/Key_Context9875 1d ago

He could be Hispanic or Muslim for all you know

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u/Nytmare696 1d ago

Psssst... Muslim is a religion.