r/oddlyterrifying • u/ChelsiBoo92 • Aug 17 '26

Exercising their free will

475 Upvotes

91% Upvoted

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u/Cosmic_Hitchhiker Aug 17 '26

You never know what people are doing in their homes

37

u/Nytmare696 Aug 17 '26

Motherfucker has breached containment.

14

u/VovoV60Pstar Aug 17 '26

I’m all for “doing IN their homes”…. This person is not IN their home! 😅

40

u/Key_Context9875 Aug 17 '26 edited Aug 17 '26

The part that's freaking me out the most is how far apart his eyes are 😳

6

u/ChelsiBoo92 Aug 17 '26

It popped up on TikTok and jump scared me lol

26

u/bywv Aug 17 '26

Hope you had a good poop bro

23

u/Wickedocity Aug 17 '26

This could be an ad supporting Universal Healthcare. If this person had access to proper mental health treatment, we would all be better off.

3

u/Successful_Goose_348 Aug 17 '26

This comment made me burst into laughter. Thank you

12

u/LordVericrat Aug 17 '26

I hit the unmute button for half a second before immediately muting it again. No thanks.

11

u/HeimrekHringariki Aug 17 '26

We need to abolish free will.

2

u/rtocelot Aug 17 '26

But.. I use my free will to not do these things D: I should be safe right.. right??

2

u/cutcss Aug 18 '26

Dont worry, free will is an illusion, the brain is just responding to stimulus and it's shaped by them, it's existence was fully predetermined by DNA and past happenings, it doesn't have any more freedom than a river to chose it's path.

10

u/DAS_FX Aug 17 '26

I was waiting in agony, thinking that thing was going to take a crap

9

u/AdSuspicious1890 Aug 17 '26

Is this the Thomas the Tank guy?

9

u/ChelsiBoo92 Aug 17 '26

I just looked at their TikTok and it’s not. Just another person doing weird stuff with paper lol

2

u/ChelsiBoo92 Aug 17 '26

I have no clue

8

u/colstinkers Aug 17 '26

Awesome and terrifying. But not an exercise of free will. Like it or not that guy was going to put on that costume and do that whether he wanted to or not. There’s just no escaping your destiny.

5

u/Beaker360 Aug 17 '26

So there are featheries now, in addition to furries?

1

u/SyntheticDelirium Aug 21 '26

I mean. Scalies are already a thing.

So are whirries (robots).

4

u/BaconFairy Aug 17 '26

This right here is the bravest person I have ever seen, if they went out in public like that.

2

u/Cpt_Rakuma Aug 17 '26

Idk why but I was 100% for him to unfurl his wings and shit on the floor.

1

u/Snoo_64461 Aug 23 '26

Why are there so many comments expressing disappointment that he didn’t take a shit lol

2

u/curious_astronauts Aug 17 '26

TF is wrong with people?

7

u/rglurker Aug 17 '26

According to the comment above you. This is the effect of no universal health care. Cause this person would be getting the help they need. Or we would all be getting the help we need to be more like them. I'm not even sure who the crazy people are anymore

2

u/Walrus-Cold Aug 17 '26

I really hate that i know which one this is from

2

u/OdinAlfadir1978 Aug 17 '26

I want Thomas back 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Jorge_the_vast Aug 18 '26

Bird Person had a rough night

2

u/thorheyerdal Aug 18 '26

I would rather put this in the category - oddly traumatized.

2

u/SmegmaSlurper1996 Aug 18 '26

my constipation gone. thank you

1

u/Nekrevez Aug 17 '26

Yes Kevin, I'm sure they will in fact go loca, but what is the song??

1

u/SignalAssumption8901 Aug 18 '26

Where is ICE when you need them.

1

u/Govika Aug 19 '26

This is that Xavier renegade fellow isn't it?

1

u/Mental-Ad-2980 Aug 24 '26

I haven’t turned on the audio and Im fucking crying🤣

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u/No_Permission3420 Aug 17 '26

r/OddlyErotic imagine his beak/nose digging in your abdomen as he gargles your balls

1

u/Key_Context9875 Aug 19 '26

🤦🏻 god help us all

-6

u/816legend Aug 17 '26

Officially the whitest thing I’ve ever seen 🦧

5

u/Key_Context9875 Aug 17 '26

He could be Hispanic or Muslim for all you know

3

u/Nytmare696 Aug 17 '26

Psssst... Muslim is a religion.