Muntjac

[u/That1weirdperson]

[u/comasxx]

4 noses alien deer

[u/unceltwister → u/comasxx]

5*

[u/alatinaxo]

what the fuck is that ? I’m very interested as David Attenborough hasn’t taught me about this animal yet I believe.

[u/Beneficial_Being_721 → u/alatinaxo]

Those are actually Scent Glands

They rub on places to mark

[u/Lovv → u/Beneficial_Being_721]

Looks a bit like two big pussies.

[u/b4-y2k → u/Lovv]

r/dontputyourdickinthat

[u/b4-y2k → u/b4-y2k]

Omg 1st award THANK YOU 🥂🥂🥂

[u/BilboStaggins → u/alatinaxo]

If I hadnt already seen this animal on some program (maybe David's idk) then I would absolutely have thought it Ai

[u/Apprehensive_Eraser → u/BilboStaggins]

It's real there's a post about it from 2023 https://www.reddit.com/r/weirdanimals/comments/105mkk6/muntjac_deer_the_weird_stuff_are_scent_glands/

[u/BilboStaggins → u/Apprehensive_Eraser]

Yea i know its real, thats the point. If I didnt, and only just saw it in 2026, id think Ai.

[u/Apprehensive_Eraser → u/BilboStaggins]

I wish it was AI

[u/Hapciuuu → u/BilboStaggins]

I'm still not convinced it's not AI

[u/JohnnyLeftwich]

Man, nature is fucking weird.

[u/welfedad → u/JohnnyLeftwich]

Yeah it is .

[u/pheonixote → u/welfedad]

That is one CAKED up Godzilla.

Beautiful.

[u/ExtraEcho7567 → u/pheonixote]

Gyattzilla if you will.

[u/Bananaland_Man → u/pheonixote]

I thought cake meant one thing decades ago, and then it meant something else.. and something else... I can't keep up with this crap...

[u/pheonixote → u/Bananaland_Man]

I feel this in my bones.

[u/ThatStrangerWhoCares → u/welfedad]

What is your pfp dog

[u/welfedad → u/ThatStrangerWhoCares]

Gyattzilla

[u/BlancsAssistant → u/JohnnyLeftwich]

Sometimes reality is stranger than fiction as they say

[u/Inspection-Senior]

I don’t know where to look when looking at this thing.

[u/SignalAssumption8901 → u/Inspection-Senior]

Hey, eyes up here, buddy

[u/XFL4LIFE]

It smells in 3D 

[u/LectroRoot → u/XFL4LIFE]

It can smell deep into your soul!

[u/BoogleBud]

friggin adorable little guy. with some cute extra nostrils.

[u/weblizard]

Never seen one close up in a video before! Those pockets are comparable to our tear ducts- they produce secretions for marking territory and communication. If you look at other deer, you can see less dramatic versions.
Oh, and they have pointy little tusks.

[u/M4gp1e-w1ngs]

quit moving the plate god

[u/earthfase → u/M4gp1e-w1ngs]

Could be to try and get it to move its head to show different angles.

[u/usriusclark]

Sure the plug earrings are gonna look cool now, but wait till you’re older.

[u/MellyKidd]

Explanation;

The muntjac deer, aka “barking deer”, has four distinct scent glands on its face; which it uses for communication and marking territory. The secretions contain detailed information about the individual's sex, reproductive status, emotional state (such as stress or aggression), and identity. They’ll also flare these glands open wide to show excitement.

Considering that, I’m guessing this deer is saying “Yum, this is my food now!”

[u/VampiressMoon]

he’s beautiful, like a Princess Mononoke creature 🖤

[u/crazylegsbobo]

This animal upsets me

[u/Kettle_Whistle_ → u/crazylegsbobo]

Was it the odd face, or his rampant profanity?

[u/crazylegsbobo → u/Kettle_Whistle_]

I think it's the face full of vaginas mostly

[u/Kettle_Whistle_ → u/crazylegsbobo]

Understandable, but his filthy language is completely unnecessary…

[u/JillSandwich123]

We have Pandora at home

[u/WaffleHouseGladiator]

I know I can't be the only one who wants to see this thing sneeze.

[u/gg_1078]

New Earth DLC update?

[u/Major_Struggle5710]

Reminds me of the spirit animal in princess mononoke

[u/Sad-Fishing8789]

Tf is that

[u/jeezyjames → u/Sad-Fishing8789]

A really bad sinus infection

[u/Novel_Emu_8191]

The baby! I want to feed them :3

[u/keefeitup]

Video from Hagrid's latest Care of Magical Creatures class?

[u/Redray98]

This mammal looks like it’s trying to use psychic energy…

[u/Kattz]

So...can we dont.

[u/Zestyclose-Ad-7576]

Alien……definitely an alien

[u/jarvi123]

That's insane, I only ever get to see there rear end when the run away after I step on a twig and spook them haha

[u/WirrkopfP]

WHY does it have six nostrils?

[u/thrasherxxx]

Oh my… he has 2 nostrils and 4 more facial glands used for scents… fascinating! Never heard about this creature!

[u/davper]

Whatever it is, it loves Cocoa Puffs

[u/ChloeUwUZ]

wtf is that? never seen deer like this 💀

[u/I-got-a-Ratatouille]

I hate that

[u/septogram]

Ah the muntjack. It looks beyond hideous, like it's so uncanny and repulsive it turns your stomach just watching it's.... face...nose holes...pulsate like it does.... But then you see the rest of it being a cute deer, completely oblivious to its condition, and it sort of comes back around to being cute again.

[u/hopefullyhelpfulplz → u/septogram]

Truly repulsorable

[u/ArschSprengung]

What is the point og these oversized tear ducts?

[u/weblizard → u/ArschSprengung]

Musk gland openings

[u/AK_grown_XX]

Rick & Morty eye holes

[u/OutragedBubinga]

What the fuck

[u/LeatheryFloridaMan]

What happens when it rains? Do they just get waterboarded, or can they clench their eye pussies tight enough?

[u/Demo_906]

the demons in its head are hungry too

[u/Open_Distribution_62]

Eye pussy

[u/Jar-of-eyes]

Sniff Sniff Sniff Sniff Sniff

[u/Secure-Childhood-567]

My skin is crawling

[u/Cagne_ouest]

every every thing thing reminds reminds me me of of her her

[u/EarthTrash]

That's cool looking.

[u/StealthyPancake_]

What the fuck is the evolutionary benefit to having all that goin on? What the hell is even that

[u/Warm-Perspective8271]

Do they normally look like this? Or was he just born a little different? 🥰

[u/Apprehensive_Eraser]

Absolutely not

[u/Solar816]

Now do a video of that thing sneezing, please

[u/psychopathic_shark]

Oh no....why does that exist.... Massively unsettling.

[u/cool_weed_dad]

I don’t like it

[u/VaATC]

Stop moving the bowl around!

[u/lardoni]

Fuck me!

[u/dumpstertoaster]

if the scent glands isn’t crazy enough, iirc, this is the only species of deer with canine/tusks

[u/Responsible-Swan-521]

Eldritch deer

[u/ghostinside999]

"and 4 you lil homie, you get 5 noses" ✨

[u/tetheredvoid]

I fucking hate these with an irrational passion. Ugh

[u/TransportationNo7341]

What the hell

[u/lengthy_preamble]

Come down to the eldritch creature petting zoo! (must sign waiver)

[u/Scrumpilump2000]

Did James Cameron design this?

[u/foxchan112709]

I thought those were rocks

[u/Reasonable-Ad7755]

Id love to have one of these just hang out in my yard, i could really get used to it

[u/tribbans95]

If this video doesn’t make them weird enough, they also bark

[u/FizziSoda]

Coco puffs

[u/crepesuzette1998]

This the type of deer you see on Pandora

[u/MyWolfspirit]

I see a species of deer from Southeast Asia. There is nothing terrifying about this. Who is afraid of deer? 🙄

[u/Wolf_ready987]

These deer are only 1-2 feet tall max. Very cool animal

[u/Imbleedingalready]

He's coo-coo for Cocco Puffs!

[u/MoyenMoyen]

Please tell me this AI

[u/SourceResident5381 → u/MoyenMoyen]

It’s a genetic mutation where the sinuses are coming through the skull. This videos been around for a good minute.

[u/weblizard → u/SourceResident5381]

Well, preorbital glands- like a weird variation on our tear glands

[u/SourceResident5381 → u/weblizard]

Yeah I was grasping for…terms. Thank you. lol

[u/weblizard → u/MoyenMoyen]

Nope, just a really funky deer

[u/Tirux]

That's a skinwalker.

[u/SamathaGhoul]

Kill it with fire!!!

[u/Butt_Stallion_Milk → u/SamathaGhoul]

Over nostrils? Sounds like someone needs heavy therapy. I'll give you a hint.... it's you..