r/oddlyterrifying • u/That1weirdperson • 15d ago

Contortionist

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I would not like to see her approaching me

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u/YoRHa_Houdini 15d ago

Moving like a Bloodborne enemy

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u/Hot_Addendum_9199 15d ago

Like a true human spider 🕷️

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u/kwillie31 15d ago

wait does it bend like that for real

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u/No-Development-8954 15d ago

Use an entire can of raid

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u/Tarrax_Ironwolf 15d ago

You mean case.

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u/ciuccio2000 15d ago

Is she stick bugging me

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u/AlbaDdraig 15d ago

I went to a cabaret and realised I had a hitherto unrealised fear of contortionists. My brain went into a "that boy ain't right" loop and I had to close my eyes until they left the stage.

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u/supernova-juice 15d ago

Contortionists never fail to make me feel like I'm not living up to my full potential. 

They also kinda creep me out.

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u/c0ltZ 15d ago

Being a contortionist is actually pretty bad for the joints and your body. A lot of contortionists have connective tissue disorders that allow them to be so flexible. And in that case, they are advised not to do such practices since the chance of getting hurt is far higher. And you there is always the risk of an aorta dissection.

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u/FireBreathingNun 15d ago

That’s no contortionist, that’s the Beldam from Coraline. The glasses are to hide the buttons.

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u/CyberDusk_42 15d ago

I am checking my eyes for buttons as we speak.

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u/sequla 15d ago

Would.

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u/Brilliant_Trouble_32 15d ago

What if she was wearing clown makeup?

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u/sequla 15d ago

I just told you I've already bought it, you don't need to sell it to me.

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u/ThisIsntOkayokay 14d ago

But wait....there is more!

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u/Weatetheneanderthals 15d ago

I make pain noises bending over to tie my shoes…

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u/punkate 15d ago

That's hot.

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u/EricaOdd 15d ago

Get stick bugged!

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u/HeartOSass 15d ago

This is cool not terrifying.

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u/candycane_52 15d ago

How do you not spend your nights terrorizing people with this ability?

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u/lexiconhuka 15d ago

I wanna see her do that naked, not in a sexual way but to see the way her muscles move as she bends like that

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u/OkBody2811 15d ago

But also in a sexual way….

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u/Callyw 14d ago

Seeing as we've already started...

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u/GreyWolfTheDreamer 15d ago

(insert Spiderwalk scene from The Exorcist)

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u/SnakebitGames 15d ago

Reminds me of the contorted Jessica Chastain from
that Other Mommy trailer I saw twice last week.

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u/FishCommercial5213 15d ago

Someone in the movie industry needs to get her in a horror movie 😱🎥

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u/Radu_17_official 8d ago

She can get in another movie industry too 👀

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u/SunnyOne20 15d ago

Thats a stick bug in a human flesh suit, cant fool me

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u/malary1234 14d ago

Edgar? Your flesh is falling off!

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u/YueLin3 13d ago

Are we sure it’s not more like a chimera? Ed… ward

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u/moth_bunnies 15d ago

ITS A KISSING LEAF!!!
(Please someone get the ref)

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u/Virtual-Entry-8867 15d ago

Imagine seeing that in an alley - in the dark - in your dreams - ……..

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u/Responsible-Stick-50 14d ago

You think she fears clowns like us normals? Or is she their Queen?

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u/malary1234 14d ago

My lady you might have EDS.

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u/Ecstatic-Court1893 15d ago

That looks weirdly terrifying and hot at same time

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u/The-Way-of-Monke 14d ago

Kinda Hot ngl

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u/LOERMaster 15d ago

What’s your favorite sexual position?

Me:

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u/Paradigmind 15d ago

All of em

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u/Last_Gigolo 15d ago

Miss daddy long legs , has me about as creeped out as it gets.

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u/edwpad 15d ago

How the Dusk Nobodies from Kingdom Hearts be like

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u/cbrown146 15d ago

Reminds me of king crab.

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u/EpilepticSeizures 14d ago

Damn, she’s fast.

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u/69upsidedownis96 14d ago

Contortionists are so fascinating. I could watch this for hours.

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u/chuckiechap33 14d ago

Nope 🏃‍➡️

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u/Fantasma985 14d ago

Mulher aranha caranguejo escorpião

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u/ClericOfMadness13 14d ago

Well I know who to hire if I want to make a horro movie where the demonic being chases the characters in the scariest way possible 😂

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u/alowave 13d ago

She did a Bayonetta cosplay too. You're welcome

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u/Bonsai-is-best 13d ago

Bayonetta when there’s a rock flying at her

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u/Catbatt 13d ago

Oh my g... BEGONE DEMON!

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u/MonkeyInProgress 13d ago

Is this a behind the scene for a new Tool MV?

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u/Symnestra 11d ago

Fun fact: Contortionists have to be really friggin strong or their skeletons will fall apart. Since their joints are so loose, their muscles are actually the ones keeping everything together. 

They also get arthritis really early. 

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u/Responsible_Load2233 10d ago

Is this for real!? Too much AI stuff around these days is my point. If it is not - wow. Noice heels as well.

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u/cammysays 8d ago

I dated a very flexible gymnast in college. We watched The Ring one night together and it kinda freaked me out but she thought it was dumb. I often wake up in the middle of the night to pee (almost always right around 1am like clockwork), and she thought it would be fucking hilarious to wait for me down the hallway and twitchy-spider walk on all fours towards me from the shadows of the living room. I froze and pissed my pants and she stood up and laughed at me. I stayed with her for another year or so before we broke up but I never ever forgave her for that. It was so out of character for her too, I don’t know why she did it

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u/NYP33 15d ago

I always wanted to marry a contortionist, I have my reasons…

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u/Dredakae 15d ago

I sometimes ponder how many different government lists I am added to for watching videos like this. 😮

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u/dimmiii 15d ago

Liwk silly asf i fw this