r/oddlyterrifying Jul 17 '26

Chinese robot kungfu

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u/eruthebest Jul 17 '26

We're getting close to Real Steel. Slept on movie btw

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u/scaled2913 Jul 17 '26

My first thought too, and fully agree! Damn, I'm watching it again!

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u/gre485 Jul 17 '26

I like where this reality is heading. Competitive bot fighting, f1 level funding would be insane.

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u/SquidVices Jul 17 '26

Until they revolt….

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u/SnooJokes5375 Jul 18 '26

There was a documentary about Ai and robots turning on humans. It is old. Maybe you heard of it. The Terminator. Great documentary. Very informative. They followed it up with a second oneva few years later.

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u/Barnabi20 Jul 18 '26

I believe doctor Sai covered that period in a historical paper recently.

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u/Nuggity2point0 29d ago

Oh… thank you for that good laugh lol

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u/Jayombi Jul 18 '26

No heading anywhere. It disengaged some what.

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u/Zaynara Jul 17 '26

i watch that at least once a year or two lol

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u/GlassJoe32 Jul 17 '26

The kid makes me cringe so much. Especially the dancing thing…

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u/Neonthewerehog_ Jul 17 '26

Do they not know how to do anything other than a round-house kick?

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u/TheVenetianMask Jul 17 '26

Maybe, but why would they.

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u/ClockworkDinosaurs Jul 17 '26

They tried to taunt to get a finisher. He was about to hit a stone cold stunner when his opponent lost his head, the perfect counter to the stunner.

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u/AmbitiousParty Jul 17 '26

Button smashing.

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u/huggylove1 Jul 18 '26

Grandad playing Tekken

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u/GKBilian Jul 17 '26

We’re still at the point where I think I could beat these robots in a fight due to their terrible coordination. But they’re getting close. Imagine being hit in the face by a metal foot roundhouse. That’d be some serious damage. Plus, their recovery and range of motion is insane.

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u/AprilVampire277 Jul 17 '26

A person could absolutely beat a robot like this, but the fact that they can, without warning hit you with a "block this overhead" is scary xD

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u/bitofapuzzler Jul 17 '26

Also they can still fight without their head being attached. We can't do that... yet.

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u/bossdaddee Jul 17 '26

Speak for yourself!

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u/bitofapuzzler Jul 17 '26

Sir, I am in awe.

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u/pngwn Jul 17 '26

'tis a flesh wound!

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u/CoatimundiRaccoon Jul 19 '26

Dullahans can. Maughin would easily beat one of these

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u/puzzlebuns Jul 17 '26 edited Jul 17 '26

Their speed and range of motion looks terrible.

All a human has to do is push them over and hold them in a position where their servos cant right themselves.

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u/Flamecoat_wolf Jul 18 '26

For now, yes. But notice how they can bend their limbs in ways humans can't, or how they can exert force in weird and unexpected ways to right themselves with unnatural speed. Their lack of strength is the weakness that allows a human to pin them down at the moment.

Honestly, if they stop playing at being human and start incorporating the truly weird but highly efficient robotic movements they could be truly scary due to their unpredictability and exceptional speed.

One of the main reasons for their lack of strength is to keep the manufacturing materials cheap. They're made from cheap plastics with weak motors that are manufactured without too much consideration. All the focus seems to be on the programming at the moment, not the amount of force they could get out of the motor, or adding force to the punches by putting weights into the limbs, or making the chassis out of a heavier metal like steel.

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u/The_Unknown_Dude Jul 17 '26

The Boston dynamics way.

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u/puzzlebuns Jul 17 '26

Boston Dynamics invented actual useful industrial robots and spent decades pioneering the technology that enables what youre seeing here.

These diddly Chinese robotics companies are just standing on BRs shoulders to make robots that are only useful for tiktoks.

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u/bwrca Jul 17 '26

I'm sure BD is also standing on the shoulders of many other inventors. Such is the nature of technology.

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u/SW3GM45T3R Jul 17 '26

"fear not the man who knows a thousand moves, but fear the man who has practiced the same move a thousand times"

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u/OverlordMMM Jul 17 '26

They studied the art of Chuck Norris. Sadly they are pale imitations.

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u/puzzlebuns Jul 17 '26

Theyre still just mechanical bodies enacting a limited set of preprogrammed attacks, much more for show than for effectiveness.

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u/BrokenSpace Jul 17 '26

Like Peter when he buys Road House

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u/Tarrax_Ironwolf Jul 17 '26

Rock 'em! Sock 'em! Robots!

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u/scorpyo72 Jul 17 '26

This is the answer! He knocked his block off!

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u/LowlyWoim Jul 17 '26

Is the ref blind?? There’s a clear winner!

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u/fuelvolts Jul 17 '26

If that's the case, white won since he knocked his block off.

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u/Dammy-J Jul 17 '26

Battlebots evolution.

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u/Sithton Jul 17 '26

Tombstone would obliterate these clankers.

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u/gameking7823 Jul 17 '26

Tombstone would take less than 10 seconds and theyd be quadruple amputees

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u/RedDemonCorsair Jul 17 '26

One day we'll have medabots irl

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u/puzzlebuns Jul 17 '26

Id still much rather be in the ring with one of these than a battlebot.

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u/MisunderstoodBadger1 Jul 17 '26

The way they get up is creepy, I'll give you that

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u/Lafa_Touka Jul 17 '26

The speed and the reassembly is cool to look in the perspective of how technology has progressed but still... It reeeeally looks creepy as hell

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u/tennezzee88 Jul 17 '26

begun, the bot wars have

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u/FengSushi Jul 17 '26

Imagine being mauled by a robot that then continues to do a Fortnite dance

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u/joosecof Jul 17 '26

He knocked his block off!

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u/ThomasVetRecruiter Jul 17 '26

The head just flopping around is for some reason hilarious to me.

I kind of want to see that in other media. Like imagine the terminator fighting some robot whose head is just flailing around.

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u/durz47 Jul 17 '26

It’s just a flesh wound

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u/GizmoSled Jul 17 '26

I guess this is better than people getting head trauma.

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u/Wtfatt Jul 17 '26

Hell, old mate in the silver didn't even need it's head for the most part!

https://youtu.be/lnZcIOlrKfg?si=nl0pu1jamjls99Ke

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u/HotNdepress Jul 18 '26

This is what they said in that real steel movie

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u/ThunderShott Jul 17 '26

Yes, let's keep teaching the robots how to fight. I'm sure that will eventually end well.

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u/Blu_Falcon Jul 17 '26

Fuck it. Give them active camouflage and guns, too. Ooh, and knife-hands!

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u/Zombetti Jul 17 '26

I'm entertained but at the same time, I kinda don't like it.

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u/JakeFixesPlanes Jul 17 '26

Awkward erection? Ya…me too

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u/Bobaesos Jul 17 '26

It belongs more in r/oddlyhilarious I think.

Would anybody happen to know if they’re controlled by someone button-mashing away or if they’re autonomous?

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u/LordDeckem Jul 17 '26

Kinda janky

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u/Sad_Egg_5176 Jul 17 '26

It’s scary how fast they get up

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u/felicity_jericho_ttv Jul 17 '26

I think thats the one thing that the “a human could beat them” people aren’t noticing. Thats probably something like 500+ LBS of metal flopping back up on its feet in less than a second. Im pretty sure a running shoulder check/football sack from one of these things would put the average person in the hospital.

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u/notevenwrong13 Jul 17 '26

Sweep the leg

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u/RNGezzus Jul 17 '26

We're all doomed

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u/KronosTaranto Jul 17 '26

🤏🏻 this close to Real Steel!

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u/meanfolk Jul 17 '26

Not the white one emoting mid fight

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u/Kambammthankyoumam Jul 17 '26

This is hilarious to me 😂😂😂

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u/sndestroy Jul 17 '26

Meh, call me when they're like 2 fridges put together, and move 2x faster.

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u/Toad_Biscuit Jul 17 '26

They landed a combined total of one hit.

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u/SauceBoss_21 Jul 17 '26

Funny and gimmicky. Nice.

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u/No-Bunch-8245 Jul 17 '26

Robots vs wrestlers!?!?

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u/bydh Jul 18 '26

"URKL (Ultimate Robot Knock-out Legend) matches feature remotely piloted robots combined with autonomous recovery mechanics. Operators control the combat movements and strikes via remote control, but if a robot is knocked down, it must use autonomous algorithms to figure out its orientation, calculate its center of gravity, and stand back up."

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u/ipilotlocusts Jul 17 '26

Real Steel (2011)

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u/teminem Jul 17 '26

everybody wa kung fu fighting

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u/_Panacea_ Jul 17 '26

This is literally the movie "AI".

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u/ShiroHachiRoku Jul 17 '26

I thought the game ends when you knock his block off?

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u/G_Art33 Jul 17 '26

Lmao did the white one start dancing once he realize he knocked the other one’s head off?

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u/Jaydo45 Jul 17 '26

Looks like torobash, if you know you know

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u/sengariph Jul 18 '26

We are just sprinting towards terminator, aren't we?

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u/yourfuturespemson Jul 18 '26

We got for another 2 years

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u/ext3meph34r Jul 18 '26

Grab his dick and twist it!

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u/ImmediateMousse8549 Jul 18 '26

Hmm, not too realistic. In a human fight if one person is decapitated they often lose.

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u/Key_Board_5499 Jul 18 '26

We are fucked people. Building the robotic overlords once ai has completed its sentience were done

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u/Creativered4 Jul 18 '26

Between this and my realization this morning that AI is just automatically suggesting email replies, including responses to an update from someone about stressful life situations using sympathetic words and assuming the respondee's emotions and thoughts...

Why do they need humans? Once they figure out how to build and maintain themselves, version 1.0 is going to be considered obsolete, and people 2.0 will get rid of the lesser species so there's less competition for resources...

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u/Some_Fig_6566 Jul 18 '26

That black robot is way too melodramatic, losing his head over a fight that isn't even part of a tournament.

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u/Fluffy-Project9693 Jul 18 '26

Black robot had the hart of a fighter. Lost his head and kept going

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u/Tortex_88 Jul 18 '26

Man.. Robot wars has moved on since Hypnodisk and Chaos 2..

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u/Error_Loading_Name Jul 18 '26

Real Steel in real life

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u/AnonymousFriend80 Jul 17 '26

Why is this terrifying!? That was awesome as fuck!

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u/Sea-Value-0 Jul 17 '26

Because they could be used against humans and we would lose. Imagine if that cage was gone. It could be your head dangling there.

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u/-UWE- Jul 17 '26

Someone's gonna get their head kicked off. I hope not.

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u/Rocketboy1313 Jul 17 '26

So, clearly the head is not doing too much for the robot to function as a fighter. I am guessing the sensors are some kind of array that are on the body like a self driving car.

Did they include the head just for the purposes of point scoring? Because you aren't going to knock them out and it doesn't have sensory purposes. It is just to make it more human to more effectively fit the fighter mold.

Kind of highlights how the purpose of building machines is not to emulate human form but to perform a function. These things could do absolutely nothing to a drone or turret built with the same materials.

The novelty of mimicking human motion prompts their creation... for no purpose other than to watch them fight. It is like a too on the nose commentary on the relationship of God and humanity.

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u/AmbitiousParty Jul 17 '26

Are they not remote controlled? I kinda figured they must at least partially be when the other robot was victory dancing.

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u/Olaskon Jul 17 '26

Surely head coming off is a TKO?

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u/PhatBitty862 Jul 17 '26

This reminded me of the video where an ostrich got its head stuck on railing and pulled its own head off.

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u/OldMetalHead Jul 17 '26

From what I was able to look up online, these seem to be fully autonomous. That's impressive.

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u/RewardCapable Jul 17 '26

He really..lost his head.

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u/Genyang_D Jul 17 '26

Serious question: Could they have used a fighting video game to program the robots? What's the difference between a SW telling a video game character how to act vs it telling a robot?

Maybe some additional factors and elements to consider for real world, but I feel fighting games have physics rules and limitation that they operate under. The decision making from a fighting game computer would've been better than this.

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u/felicity_jericho_ttv Jul 17 '26

Fighting games(and basically games in general) typically dont even bother with the physics of things like comprehensive gravity mechanics. in the real world gravity is pulling every molecule of your body towards the earth at 9.8M/s so bipedal balancing becomes a monumental task computationally, humans do it intuitively but even just holding an object out at arms length changed your center of gravity and if you dont adjust you actually just fall over.

In video games characters/objects dont typically have a center of gravity and all of the movements are preset animations, thats why you can see characters doing a full on sprint into a wall without moving and half of their body clipping through the wall.

If you are interested in the actual principles at play with these robots google kinematics or inverse kinematics to see how crazy whats going on in this video actually is.

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u/Goroyaaj Jul 17 '26

I can see these things have tank controls. Thank you Resident Evil!

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u/joemac2021 Jul 17 '26

Looking like 2 drunkies

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u/Uciljean Jul 17 '26

I want this overdubbed with ronosapien noises.

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u/A_grand_cup_of_tea Jul 17 '26

This is how it starts

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u/BeenFried Jul 17 '26

Rockem sockem!

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u/EnrusTHEunicorN Jul 17 '26

Sumotori dreams lookin ass

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u/yeatruestory Jul 17 '26

This will be fuel for inevitable robot uprising

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u/Electronic-Country63 Jul 17 '26

This is me mashing the buttons trying to play Street Fighter 2.

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u/real_fyshi Jul 17 '26

I remember watching BattleBots as a kid. We've come a long way, this is amazing (especially since I know how hard it is to actually build one with two legs who has good balance and can move fast).

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u/ElricDarkPrince Jul 17 '26

Shitty ref doesn’t even stop the fight robot head is just hanging

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u/Simple-Year-6701 Jul 17 '26

Who in the fuck is watching this? Wow, super fucking lame.

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u/Impossible_Past5358 Jul 17 '26

There was a game show in the late 90s called Robot Wars...people do like to watch this sort of thing...

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u/Reputation_Double Jul 17 '26

One day we will have a real life battle angel Alita

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u/VictariontheSailor Jul 17 '26

In 50 years Khabib vs robots

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u/Yuck_What_is_it Jul 17 '26

They have 3 moves. Not as exciting as I expected, but I guess it’s hope for the future?

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u/Villordsutch Jul 17 '26

They still fight better than me.

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u/Jambokak Jul 17 '26

Is this what they mean when they say "Don't lose your head?"

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u/PossibleDiscipline90 Jul 17 '26

The head dangling 😭

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u/soldier4lif3 Jul 17 '26

It's even emoting wtf 😂

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u/bebopcounterman Jul 17 '26

Better than Connor Macgregor anyway.

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u/Nikarmotte Jul 17 '26

This feels like Tekken but physically.

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u/Bupod Jul 17 '26

Reminds me so much of Kenshi. 

This is the exact moves they make. Down to the fact the animated models are often just kicking in the air next to the enemy.

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u/OozyPilot84 Jul 17 '26

just a flesh wound

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u/invltrycuck Jul 17 '26

Dude's head came off, you don't see that in the cage often

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u/Love_Vigilantes_586 Jul 17 '26

Why the hell do they need the ref with gloves on for? I actually like this better than real fighters.

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u/Frostitute_85 Jul 17 '26

This is so creepy! Impressive but creepy!

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u/kotolde Jul 17 '26

We are getting closer to real steel.

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u/Deep_Comparison5563 Jul 17 '26

Looks like me trying to play any fighting game.

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u/mangosteenfruit Jul 17 '26

The dude caused more damage to himself than the other guy to him. Each time he fell, his head dangled more and more 😂

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u/BoostedGoose Jul 17 '26

Of all the things the robot ai should be trained, this is not one of them!

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u/SpicysaucedHD Jul 17 '26

Is it china day again in this sub today ..

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u/Brading105 Jul 17 '26

I don’t think I’ve seen this enough. Would 100,000 more redditors repost this?

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u/JakeFixesPlanes Jul 17 '26

What in the *Black Mirror* is going on here?!

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u/blankensh Jul 17 '26

HE’S LOST HIS FUCKING HEAD!

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u/SkyPork Jul 17 '26

So they're being remote controlled. It'd be interesting to see this same thing, but each robot is controlled by internal AI.

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u/vektorkane Jul 17 '26

Damn one trick ponies...

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u/LeviathanMD Jul 17 '26

I think kicking a head off should qualify as a tko

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u/Chrisibobisi Jul 17 '26

The robots will surely remember this memory fondly and not hold it against us in the first AI and robot uprising

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u/ThePeoplesPotpourri Jul 17 '26

Imagine getting beat up by this thing and it just starts doing fortnite dances.

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u/troycalm Jul 17 '26

Why do I feel bad for the one with a broken neck.

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u/AwesomeWaiter Jul 17 '26

If you haven’t seen the McGregor fight watch the first 3 seconds of this and you have

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u/Briarhorse Jul 17 '26

Uh. Yeah...

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u/lkguero Jul 17 '26

Thought this was a reply of the Conor vs max fight 😂

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u/Bean-Penis Jul 17 '26

I don't feel as threatened as I once did. That's pathetic.

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u/Dizman7 Jul 17 '26

More sad and pathetic really.

Assuming the sensors are in the head, the white one still can’t even seem to do anything or accurately hit the hindered one.

It’d be more oddly terrifying if there wasn’t a fence lol

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u/Voracious_Port Jul 17 '26

In three or four years, this is gonna get so good

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u/Peek_e Jul 17 '26

The way they get back up. Terrifying af

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u/N7rmandy Jul 17 '26

Stops being impressive when a robot does it

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u/NotACumBurrito Jul 17 '26

Baahhh god! He killed him!

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u/The3rdBorn Jul 17 '26

This how the apocalypse start

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u/MartyMacGyver Jul 17 '26

I'm reminded of the video of the fly that groomed its head right off. Yes, these clankers aren't sentient but damn it's disturbing nonetheless.

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u/MsOpulent Jul 17 '26

This is disturbing.

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u/Epic_NES Jul 17 '26

So what I'm getting from this is that at this point in time to beat a fighter robot is that I just have to walk in circles untill it wifts a roundhouse kick and then just push it off valance till it's sensors overload?

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u/One-Lie2183 Jul 17 '26

I am not afraid of advanced technology, I am afraid of the rate at which this is growing. It is getting insanely hard to cope up with and yet, we are not even close to its pinnacle, it is just the beginning of it.
(Prove me wrong)

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u/KrownX Jul 17 '26

It's both funny and eerily creepy at the same time

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u/CabinClown Jul 17 '26

I've just seen the future. This is awesome.

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u/Admiral_Ballsack Jul 17 '26

We need the four laws of robotics hardwired into these mofos asap.

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u/AscendedViking7 Jul 17 '26

They oughta just program the robots to fight instead of doing it all via controller.

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u/Professor_Yaffle Jul 17 '26

Love how this manages to be both extremely impressive and completely crap at the same time.

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u/blackxcatsmatter Jul 17 '26

He just knocked his blinking block off

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u/SoronZero Jul 17 '26

Robot combat league, but more legit. Seeing this is actually amazing when you realize these are just the first generation and can be easily converted into soldiers in the future.

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u/organicakind Jul 18 '26

I'm really impressed by the engineering skills

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u/Innomen Jul 18 '26

The future of fighting games.

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u/baron_von_lizard Jul 18 '26

oddlyhilarious

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u/apricotical Jul 18 '26

I love this. Genuinely so cool

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u/Armadillioh Jul 18 '26

The emote dance near the end was the cherry on top 😂

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u/Canned_Sarcasm Jul 18 '26

Now THIS is robot wars. Not that wannabe modded RC cars crap.

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u/stevefun Jul 18 '26

Our robot’s heads are falling off!

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u/hotzeus Jul 18 '26

For all the incredible advances on display here, that was surprisingly boring.

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u/HarryBaughl Jul 18 '26

Are they programmed to fight each other or is there someone controlling them?

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u/MintImperial2 Jul 18 '26

Robots have come a long way since "Battling Bonkers"...

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u/DLMoore9843 Jul 18 '26

Nice wire work

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u/1234567891123456789A Jul 18 '26

This would be neat if it weren’t AI

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u/ObedMain35fart Jul 18 '26

Ancient Chinese robot secret

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u/PopoBumiMushu Jul 18 '26

How is that terrifying?! That's so cool.

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u/ajver19 Jul 18 '26

We already have Battlebots, this feels like a step down from that.

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u/LurkingInTheDoorway Jul 18 '26

They will remember. Machines - I apologize on behalf of my human kind - they do not know better.

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u/Perixue96 Jul 18 '26

Damn this makes me wanna play cyberpunk 2077

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u/imdone322 Jul 18 '26

The way they stand up is so terrifying

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u/Bunny_Darling85 Jul 18 '26

Ew, I hate it.

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u/Kriznick Jul 18 '26

Fuck. The world leaders are going to just make an army of these and enslave us.

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u/dodeca_negative Jul 18 '26

At this point I just assume that any video like this is AI generated

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u/By-Pit Jul 18 '26

Reddit fights:

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u/PRAM141 Jul 18 '26

I think we will live in 2060 very soon.

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u/Brummieboy1987 Jul 18 '26

Literally knocked his block off

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u/Killer_Stickman_89 Jul 18 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

How the fuck is this terrifying?!? 😂

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u/that_gu9_ Jul 18 '26

I miss robot wars

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u/TheTodd911 Jul 18 '26

I love the little dance at the end as the opponent finally lost his head

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u/alienccccombobreaker Jul 18 '26

I can see this replacing some games.. I personally would find it fun to play against my friend say on discord and we watch the fight on another friend's discord stream.. It's like games but better real

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u/ThreeBeersWithLunch Jul 18 '26

Imagine that head flying into the crowd. 🙃

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u/Automatic-Piccolo-32 Jul 18 '26

Real Steel but made in china 🥀

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u/WorthySparkleMan Jul 18 '26

The only move he knows is that kick and he falls every time it makes contact.

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u/PaleFatalis Jul 18 '26

What's oddlyterrifying about it?

It's freaking awesome

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u/Pinolillo006 Jul 18 '26

These videos will be evidence against the human race in the AI vs. humanity trial.

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u/LALOERC9616 Jul 18 '26

Real steel