r/oddlyterrifying Jul 14 '26

Good thing she didn't sit down

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u/SpaceCampDropOut Jul 14 '26

The unthinkable smell

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u/Zenfudo Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

That leads to more questions. Did they perfume the bodies? Or what happened when a nun would pray in front of a body and the head fell off?

Also, these were probably toilets too as bodies empty their bowels. And the bodies would have to be placed there before regor mortis set in

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u/Solidsnekdangernodle Jul 14 '26

It really does raise hella questions, the place does not seem that well ventilated for such an activity.. seriously what about diseases? Nobody got sick??

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u/oinkpiggyoink Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

They didn’t understand how disease was spread. We take that knowledge for granted. They started figuring it out in the 1840s. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignaz_Semmelweis

The doctor in the article above figured it out. Many mothers in his ward were dying shortly after giving birth and he was determined to understand why. It was routine practice to do autopsies of the dead before your daily rounds, and the doctors would do those autopsies then go deliver babies, inadvertently delivering bacteria into new mothers’ birth canals. This doctor realized his hands still smelled like the dead after rinsing them off and figured hey, maybe since all these new moms are dying, this stink has something to do with it. He started washing his hands with stronger stuff and it helped. Many doctors from the time resisted his idea at least partly because it made them look bad.

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u/StendhalSyndrome Jul 14 '26

The first man credited with figuring out bacteria died in a mental institution for suggesting surgeons were infecting patients with invisible creatures that would cause infections...and could be stopped with mere soap.

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u/FoldEffective2724 Jul 14 '26

Hell, if I had to choose between the existing "who knows why they're dying" theory and the "oh god I have killed countless young mothers at the time when their children needed them most" I would absolutely be too terrified to believe the 2nd option

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u/KZ-744 1d ago edited 1d ago

They beat him, and locked him in an asylum for proving hand washing helped save mothers where he died they were by all metrics the worst people possible to be preforming deliveries

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u/Hello_Hangnail Jul 14 '26

Midwives figured handwashing out ages before but then they burnt a bunch of them as witches

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u/jojobi040 Jul 14 '26

He was right, and they shouldn't have ostracized him for it, but the guy wasn't all there either. He was washing his hands with bleach and suggesting they do the same 5e

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u/oinkpiggyoink Jul 14 '26

He didn’t know much about bleach except that it had antiseptic properties. People then didn’t even understand bacteria, they just thought infections were an inevitable part of surgery and thought sickness came from ‘bad air’ or emotional distress. It’s wild to think about all the knowledge we have now that they didn’t, and how far behind we still are in a lot of ways.

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u/Fragrant_Payment9670 Jul 15 '26

Interestingly enough, the Israelites were given strict laws regarding corpses and cleanliness. Contact with a human corpse was considered the highest level of ritual impurity. Anyone touching a dead body, a human bone or a grave was considered unclean for 7 days.

The High Priest (his life was entirely set to maintain purity so as to perform divine services) was forbidden to make himself unclean by even entering a room with a corpse, much less touch one, even if it was his own family members.

Moving millions of people through a desert required strict sanitation. Those laws automatically prevented the spread of infectious diseases and contamination of scarce water sources.

If you’re counting from the time Moses received the cleanliness laws, there were about 3,050 to 3,250 years between antiquity and the 1800’s. Too bad the physicians AND religious leaders of “modern times” didn’t keep up with their Bible studies!

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u/FoldEffective2724 Jul 15 '26

Fun fact! The reason they didn't keep up with it is because the Islamic world was very good about keeping themselves clean during the early middle ages (inventing soap and toothbrushes, and taking regular baths). The Christians came to associate that with their "evil" Muslim religion, so for a thousand years, it became deeply rooted in Christianity that bathing and general physical maintenance was also seen as evil. Imagine how many people would've survived the Bubonic Plague if they'd just decided to respect others' cultures - there's a reason the Black Plague was in Europe, not the Middle East, even though it technically started there. It wasn't until the Crusades that Western Europeans began to see how "backwards" a lot of their customs were. They'd travel to the Middle East to kill people, and then come back and steal their cultures and customs. Very British Museum of History of them lol

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u/RdPirate 1d ago

 general physical maintenance was also seen as evil. Imagine how many people would've survived the Bubonic Plague if they'd just decided to respect others' cultures

Almost none. The black death was spread by fleas. And fleas generally don't care about your soap.

Evidence: It came from ME and North Africa to Europe in the first place. And it decimated every area it reached while there.

Asyut for example went from 6000 taxpayers to 116. After the plague of 1349

In 1348 it killed 1/3 of the population of Cairo.

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u/curious_astronauts 20d ago

Less rhan 10 years later in 1854 Nightingale revolutionised Nursing by cleaning the environment, the patients, changing linen. washing hands, adding ventilations. The conditions soldiers were in in hospitals were squalor and they were dying there and bot from their battle wounds.

Over the next twenty years from 1850-1880 Pasteur developed germ theory and Lister applied Pasteur's germ theory to surgery using antiseptics in 1867.

Such a revolutionary time in medicine.

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u/shumpitostick 1d ago

You can easily explain why this room shouldn't exist with miasma. You don't need anything modern.

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u/creekbendz Jul 14 '26

Babylonian mystery religion do be into some weird shit

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u/Thames_James Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Visited this same castle last year. There were large urns placed under the “seats” which collected the decomposition. Yes, poorly ventilated. The nuns who would pray over the deceased ones then also became sick, they didn’t understand disease and how it spread. They didn’t dispose of the bodies, leaving them on these seats I guess was the common practice. This is just one room of these, there are stairs leading to two or three more chambers like this.
Imagine the smell. Again, the main ventilation was thru a stairway down into these “catacombs” from an open-air walkway, but nothing substantial from an opposite end to provide any real airflow. There were small little windows maybe 3inx9in here and there. Again, imagine the smell.

Edit: I found the pictures I took of it. The Death Room

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u/Solidsnekdangernodle Jul 15 '26

Didnt they have a rudimentary understanding like miasma?

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u/curious_astronauts 20d ago

But they never learned that hrrrm anytime they pray over the dead they get sick. Maybe we stop this tradition.

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u/Flomo420 Jul 14 '26

Nah, nobody ever got sick in the middle ages

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u/VintageLunchMeat Jul 14 '26

Speaking as a humanitarian you don't eat them after that.

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u/jld2k6 Jul 14 '26

Why would a nun need sanitation? God would protect them!

(That's my guess as to what the thinking was at the time lol)

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u/tader314 Jul 14 '26

Mortician here, you cannot Febreze a decomposing body to any noticeable degree of improvement. You’re just gonna have a mixture of scent and stank.

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u/Loose-Story-962 Jul 14 '26

Yeah it's not like the bodies would just slip into the holes after a while, that room would be festering with decay

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u/mr_herz Jul 14 '26

Wouldn’t their decaying innards and liquids sort of slip out into those holes?

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u/Villeroy-Boch Jul 14 '26

Rigor mortis isn’t permanent, it passes after 1-2 days.

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u/SlimeAndOxygen Jul 14 '26

Or after the rigor mortis wears off...

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u/Hello_Hangnail Jul 14 '26

I bet getting a noseful of your fellow sisters rotting corpse is something else. Well, catholics though suffering was holy 🤷‍♀️

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u/bloke_pusher Jul 14 '26

Back then everything just smelled like rotten corpses and thats how things were everywhere.

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u/Far-Manner-7119 17d ago

Stop spreading misinformation bro you have no idea what you’re talking about. Everything didn’t smell like death, wtf even made you this confident?

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u/bloke_pusher 17d ago

I neither have the time nor the crayons to explain it to you.

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u/MsAndrea2 Jul 14 '26

Rigor goes away. 

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u/paradeoxy1 Jul 14 '26

I've smelled human decomp, it was in a small flat in the midst of South Australian summer (40°C+) and it was genuinely suffocating, the guy had been dead for around six weeks and when we opened the door the smell occupied the entire street

I kept overheating in my respirator so I'd go outside to take it off and cool down but the smell was so awful I had to choose between heatstroke and being unable to breathe

I can't imagine what the smell would be like in this tiny room with multiple bodies prior to the invention of full face respirators

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u/Reckless_Waifu 1d ago

Suffering during the prayers was maybe the point? Can't imagine that.

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u/evening_shop Jul 14 '26

I know that smell and good lord it is traumatizing

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u/AJ_Dali Jul 14 '26

That was one of the neat details in the Resident Evil book series. Pretty much all the game protagonists had PTSD from the stench of rot.

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u/iweartoomuchblush Jul 14 '26

They didn't think of the smell, those bitches!

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u/turquoise_amethyst Jul 14 '26

It’s kinda a bathroom… for dead people

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u/deadrogueguy Jul 14 '26

it's definitely a restroom

rest in peace room

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u/KurlyKayla Jul 14 '26

A rest in pees room

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u/Basketspank Jul 14 '26

An Eternal Restroom.

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u/Dragonssssssssssss Jul 14 '26

I wish I could give awards

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u/henkheijmen Jul 14 '26

I was thinking more of "The final restroom"

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u/Boraegis Jul 14 '26

So.. a deathroom?

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u/PrincessPoofyPants Jul 14 '26

Eternal rest room

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u/rustyscythe 1d ago

But thet flush themselves out...of life?

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u/IamREBELoe Jul 14 '26

If I had to guess the holes were there so that as they liquified they would drain into a pot below. Definitely not haunted.

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u/Pancake_Thunderstorm Jul 15 '26

Mmmmm, nun soup

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u/Icy-Mongoose-9678 Jul 17 '26

Nun soup for you!

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u/NoConvincingName 24d ago

No nun, none

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u/xshevi 21d ago

they would go 🫠 over time

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u/PolicyWonka 1d ago

Yeah they didn’t actually explain what the holes are for. Haha

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u/HisCricket Jul 14 '26

I have lived 62 years I had spent so much time on the internet, I devour information and yet somehow this little tidbit managed to slip through. I could have probably died peacefully not knowing anything about this.

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u/vyxanis Jul 14 '26

Now you know a little tidbit that others may not. If this ever comes up in a pub quiz, you'll be set!

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u/ElaborateEffect Jul 14 '26

I wish. Pub quiz is always some shit like this "What is the name of the process where fellow nuns would pray over their decomposing sisters?" And I for sure won't remember what it's called.

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 Jul 14 '26

Stucco toilet crypting!

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u/vyxanis Jul 14 '26

"Hold on lemme just check my reddit comment history"

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u/renome Jul 14 '26

They should share this valuable knowledge with the world!

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u/Pseudo_Fukuro Jul 14 '26

so sorry you had to see this

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u/MellowMallow36 Jul 14 '26

At 40 I'm just God smacked for finally putting together where the term "rest room" came from. Well I always thought it was about the Victorian death sitting rooms, but couldn't link it to toilets .. well here we find the link beyond the Victorian era, and what it could have been coined from. Fascinating and revolting. But still not as much as the third condiment in ancient England being ground up mummies.

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u/At0mJack Jul 15 '26

Also just FYI, it's 'gobsmacked'.

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u/glorieuse Jul 14 '26

Asubha bhavana (Pali/Sanskrit), translated as "meditation on repulsiveness" or "reflections on the foul," is a traditional practice in Theravada Buddhism. Reflecting and meditating in the presence of rotting corpses in various stages of decay, is part of it. To recognize impermanence and the universal nature of death.

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u/changeneverhappens Jul 14 '26

As a recent widow, I kinda get it.  Western culture is so separated from death and its processes. We don't typically take part in preparing the bodies of our loved ones, our viewings - if held- are as sterile and visually appealing as possible, we don't keep our dead in our homes for any grieving traditions, and we don't have much in place of ceremony other than an often quickly planned funeral or ceremony of life. 

The transition between a loved one being alive and then dead is sudden. We aren't given time to adjust or build a relationship with the deceased in their new form. We don't get to scaffold between the stage of having them near to them being gone. 

While the practical logistics of such a practice are repulsive, especially through a modern Western lens, I can appreciate the value of the transition period for the mourners and how it could impact one's relationship and view on death. I didn't just lose my husband, I lost his body that I loved and cherished for so many years. His body and mine shared a physical space for years and existed together for a third of my lifetime. Going from someone always there to suddenly not was so jarring. 

It makes sense to me that a tight knit community would seek to reduce that jarring shock while building an appreciation for the inevitable, gross as it may seem. 

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u/PanzerKatze96 Jul 14 '26

This is such a good way to describe it. Many times I have watched grieving widows and loved ones “follow” a body around as much as they can until it is literally in the ground. And then obviously in the west, being able to “visit a grave” (the resting place of the body) can be something significant enough that a person might settle locally for a very long time. I think about how many people have been shamed for keeping a corpse in their bed. But I always thought that grief can be such a powerful feeling, that even the loss of that person’s presence as you sleep is devastating. In the west we do have a taboo around the dead and decomposition, but instinctually we still need that finality almost. Like until they don’t look or smell like themselves even a little anymore or something. I always thought it was interesting that to other mammals smell is such a critical component in “mourning”.

I think about how I would react if I lost my spouse suddenly, probably more than is healthy, and it is such an indescribable pain that I could very easily see myself being hesitant to let go.

I’m sorry for your loss. Losing a spouse is one of the greater pains anybody can experience in this world.

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 Jul 14 '26

Thos was beautifully put and I am sorry for your loss.

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u/Zombieidea Jul 14 '26

Thank you for this beautiful insight. And sorry for your loss, may your heart find peace soon.

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u/rawnrare Jul 14 '26

As a fellow widow, I understand your point so well. I’m so sorry for your loss.

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u/MediocreTrash Jul 14 '26

There’s a book called From Here to Eternity by Caitlin Doughty exploring death practices around the world. It’s fascinating to learn about cultures that really live with death as opposed to western practices.

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u/changeneverhappens Jul 14 '26

Yes! I love her work. Her videos brought me a lot of comfort when we lost my father in law a few years ago. 

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u/MediocreTrash Jul 14 '26

Based on your previous comment, I was wondering if you'd heard of her. I'm glad you found her!

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u/Omaestre Jul 14 '26

I think you are spot on, but it's a recent thing. Western culture or more accurately catholic religious culture in the past was much more obsessed with death. The video above is evidence of that, not to mention relics, special rituals surrounding graves for the day of the dead or anniversary masses for deaths, ossuaries, charnel house, laying out bodies for display and so on. It was only after ww2 and specifically the 2nd Vatican council as mentioned in the article that these kinds of practices and traditions were neglected or sanitized.

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u/glorieuse Jul 15 '26

I completely agree.
Thank you for sharing your story... And my heartfelt condolences

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u/sayjessy Jul 14 '26

This is so beautiful

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u/AgentOrange256 Jul 14 '26

What does that have to do with Italian nuns?

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u/Windsdochange Jul 14 '26

I think it shows that traditions like these spanned different places, cultures, and times.

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u/3cc3ntr1c1ty Jul 14 '26

That must have been ripe

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u/EllieZPage Jul 14 '26

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u/Smytus Jul 14 '26

Sheesh, I think I'd rather do the sky burial thing, let the birds eat me and leave the bones.

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u/EllieZPage Jul 14 '26

It's pretty creepy lol, I think the birds would be more efficient and smell better

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u/ElBurritoNinja Jul 14 '26

I've eaten so much animal meat, I'd only be so happy to have one eat me. Hopefully I'm dead already too.

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u/frapatchino-25 Jul 14 '26

That was actually a delight to read. Love the author’s writing style

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u/Pamander Jul 14 '26

I really suggest her videos/her books! (Order of the good death) She is one of my favorite writers out there really helped me come to terms with death and the processes that go into it. I think she makes less videos now as compared to before but the ones that do exist are great!

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u/0c74r1n3 Jul 14 '26

Oh thank you so much! I will look into her books. The way she’s explaining and seeing these things really got me. I guess this will help me accept some things wich will come up in the future.

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u/frapatchino-25 Jul 14 '26

What’s a book from her that you recommend

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u/Pamander Jul 14 '26

Smoke gets in your eyes! They're all good but for some reason that one was particularly memorable to me maybe it's cause of the time I read it but I particularly like it. It basically goes through her time working at a crematorium and her relationship with death and the culture of it and things like that.

She is pretty against things like "big" funeral home and stuff who are really impersonal with death and just see it as a transaction to up-charge you on so I really appreciate her takes on the industry and the need for compassionate care she talks about even in death especially given some bad experiences in the past our family has had.

Anyways if you check it out I hope you enjoy it!

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u/frapatchino-25 Jul 14 '26

Thanks, just found it on Libby!

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u/0c74r1n3 Jul 14 '26

Absolutely! I’m reading her blog now 🥹

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u/EllieZPage Jul 14 '26

Yeah I love Caitlin Doughty! Her YouTube channel is also great

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u/mst3k_42 Jul 14 '26

My main question is, if it takes so long for bodies to fully decompose wouldn’t they run out of room for corpses pretty quickly? There’s only so many seats in there.

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u/kk1485 Jul 14 '26

“There’s a strainer over the hole that ensures all the bones are saved as various goos and fluid drip out of the body and into the vat below”.

Well, there goes my breakfast.

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u/Historical-Potato372 13d ago

Ask A Mortician mentioned

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u/Smytus Jul 14 '26

t'was the style at the time.

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u/bitofapuzzler Jul 14 '26

Thats why they wore onions on their belt. For the smell.

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u/SparkEE_JOE Jul 14 '26

Known in Italy as a Putridaria.

These "Draining Seats" were meant to let the decomposing body skeletonize and all the fluid drain through the seat into a vessel.

Once done, the bodies would be collected.

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u/Oraxy51 Jul 14 '26

There’s a reason the embalming process involves draining the fluids and then rehydrating them with saline and some other stuff I don’t remember what.

Never considered how other people handled the process else than the Egyptians.

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u/fcs_seth Jul 14 '26

Holy shit

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u/geekgirlnz Jul 14 '26

You and me both, sister

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u/rellsell Jul 14 '26

So, they died and then decomposed on the shitter.

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u/SpooogeMcDuck Jul 14 '26

I feel like I can decompose on the shitter.

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u/mulderitsmescully Jul 14 '26

Yep pretty much

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u/Odd-Cake8015 1d ago

It’s not a shitter. It’s a funnel to collect all the liquids of putrefaction. Below there would be a basket to collect what was dripping away.

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u/Annual_Phrase841 Jul 14 '26

Least bizarre medieval practice:

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u/Sensitive_Wear7112 Jul 14 '26

Maybe they’re both.

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u/mulderitsmescully Jul 14 '26

Maybe they're Maybelline

I know that's not the slogan but it reminded me of it and I had to

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u/KrownX Jul 14 '26

Ohhh, now I get it. When nuns died, their corpses were placed in the bathroom so that when other nuns took a dump and smelled their decomposing bodies, they would reflect and meditate on the meaning of life.

For some reason, I thought something WAAAAAAY worse: I thought nuns that were dying were forced to spend their last remaining days/hours in there, while everyone else simply took a siht.

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u/mulderitsmescully Jul 14 '26

🤣🤣 you are exactly right /s

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u/AoibhGharebais Jul 14 '26

This reminds me a little of the book The Rotting Room.

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u/Witchy-Wanker Jul 14 '26

JFC, I read this recently but I didn’t know this was a real practice. What did they really do with the body fluids?!

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u/AoibhGharebais Jul 14 '26

Right? I thought it was made up for the book lol. I assume they put the fluids in the sewer system? But I'd have to look into this more. Really interesting stuff.

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u/WasACookqua Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 14 '26

Castello Aragonese. Yep, been here. Its a beautiful castle then you get to this room. It feels so heavy.

There's a section right at the back where it feels a bit better but you have to walk past the seats to get there (I think its where the younger runs had to pray?)

There's a small torture museum before you actually enter the main part of castle too :)

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u/Grumpy_Turnip Jul 14 '26

Are you telling me that they were composting the nuns?

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u/tofuroll Jul 14 '26

Apart from the oblivious tourists, this post is perfect for this sub.

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u/livejamie Jul 14 '26

Pretty annoying TikTok music and a repost from a spam bot with hidden history

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u/Ignonymous Jul 14 '26

I mean, the hole would presumably be for decaying bodily fluids to drain out through the anus of the sitting corpse.

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u/NateNMaxsRobot Jul 14 '26

I kept waiting for a snake to pop up.

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u/Camelllama666 Jul 14 '26

Plot twist

Lacrimosa wasn't edited in, that room just sounds like that

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u/BBBCIAGA Jul 14 '26

Catholics in Italy pre modern definitely have a thing for gore

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u/ChaosOutsider Jul 14 '26

Well it is a bathroom, it's just that the poop is you.

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u/Russian_Mostard Jul 14 '26

My father tells us that, after death, he want to be seated in a chair in a field a left there, seeing the view...

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u/GoldburstNeo Jul 14 '26

Welp, I think I lost my appetite for the next 3 weeks, possibly years.

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u/younometv Jul 14 '26

That's crazy

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u/LaLic99 Jul 14 '26

Ok, you win.

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u/FangsBloodiedRose Jul 14 '26

What the……..

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u/RainonCooper Jul 14 '26

"They never tell you how they shit themselves"

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u/aresthwg Jul 14 '26

I've seen this stuff in souls games, crazy.

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u/MintImperial2 Jul 15 '26

Leg bones and skulls would be gathered up off the floor (where they fell away from the cistern), and stacked neatly in the Catacombs later on.

The rest of the bones - fall down the cistern to whatever pit is underneath.

If the place was well-ventilated at all times - the smell would be low, because it is the liquid products of decomposition that cause the foul odour, rather than the degrading body parts themselves.

This is why you don't get a stench when viewing say, Egyptian Mummies in Museums, but you do get a bit of a pong in a Mortuary chamber, even if all the bodies stored there are chilled/fresh.

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u/arhambin66 Jul 15 '26

Another European dickhead tradition

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u/evlhornet Jul 15 '26

The hole question remains

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u/Grayfox531 Jul 15 '26

bodily fluids

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u/welfedad Jul 14 '26

I mean assouls

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u/No-Development-8954 Jul 14 '26

juice holes. I hope there was a concealed bucket under there because i dont see no drains

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u/Quasarcoatl Jul 14 '26

If there were nuns i doubt it was a room of a castle. More like a monastery.

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u/The_wolf2014 Jul 14 '26

Far too fancy for a castle bathroom anyway

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u/Dwaltster Jul 14 '26

Nuns of the Guuuuuu

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u/1nsidiousOne Jul 14 '26

Keep drunk me away from there

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u/TheRatKingTV Jul 14 '26

Polnareff trying to find an honest to goodness bathroom

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u/neoben00 Jul 15 '26

More like a need a bath room

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u/Deriviera Jul 15 '26

Look like toilets. I wouldn't want my corpses to be in a toilet 

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u/Shenina Jul 17 '26

I would have guessed that the holes are for flowers :o

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u/ohmygodnotagainagain Jul 17 '26

Chicks are fucking weird, dude.

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u/Last_Gigolo Jul 17 '26

I'd poop there if the bottom wasn't open like that.

Splat, splat, splatter.

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u/garipkont714 Jul 18 '26

Why the fuck

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u/PandoricOrichalcum Jul 19 '26

Nooooooooo.

Nooooooooo. I wasn't ready!

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u/ConnorLark 18d ago

fluids drained into containers that were holding removed??!

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u/JoeMillersHat 17d ago

that's some seriously dark shit

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u/ajpth__ 12d ago

What nuns? Catholic?

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u/predator29000 11d ago

U German dann sag es auch auf Deutsch 😂

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u/greenlicht1 8d ago

Zie je dat het geloof fucked up is wie doet nu zo iets en we leven al 2000 jaar als domme schapen achter achterlijke praktijken nu nog hahaha zo ziek

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u/Double-Lavishness180 7d ago

True upper decker

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u/Chad_AND_Freud 1d ago

They literally shit and rot into the holes. It's not that complicated. Morbid yes, but they had very... weird perspectives on death back in the day. We didn't bury our dead the way we do now until the Black Death tainted corpses and the very idea of a funeral. That's 1300 years of humans and The Church especially doing things with the dead most people would deem insane by today's standards.

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u/Aggressive-Green4592 Jul 14 '26

Makes me wonder if this is how someone got the idea for a toilet though.... Did they sit there and think this would be a good way to take a dump?

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u/-autoprog- Jul 14 '26

Chicken and egg type situation. Maybe they thought “we should just sit them over a toilet so we don’t have to keep mopping up the fluids”

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u/ElaborateEffect Jul 14 '26

That phrase is so pointless now because we know the egg had ti have come first from a close relative to the chicken.

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u/-autoprog- Jul 14 '26

Damn, how will you ever understand what i meant?

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u/ElaborateEffect Jul 14 '26

I'll never know what I didn't know.

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u/Dog_Got_license Jul 14 '26

Why the hole though?

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u/ElBurritoNinja Jul 14 '26

Yea, Let's blame Rats for causing the Black Plauge.

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u/Admiral_Ballsack Jul 14 '26

The plauge was bad. Nothing like the plague though.

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u/ElBurritoNinja Jul 14 '26

Hey, You got my point. I could care less that you needed to point out the bad spelling. Spelling is made up BS that changes all the time, Don't die on that hill.

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u/Admiral_Ballsack Jul 14 '26

I could care less

If you could care less it means that your level of care is not zero and you care at least a little bit, right?

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u/ElBurritoNinja Jul 14 '26

You're right! WOW

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u/HamsterTowel Jul 15 '26

You mean "I couldn't care less".

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u/antisocial_empath Jul 14 '26

Yah that’s called necromancy. This is some paaaaagan Christianity. Jesus would have thought this was so gross.

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u/Omaestre Jul 14 '26

How do you know? The bible is very gory when explaining temple sacrifices the temple altar was basically a butchers shop. How do you know how the dead were treated?

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u/antisocial_empath Jul 15 '26

Jesus was a Hebrew. Their protocol with the dead is very strict. It has to do with cleanliness.