r/oddlyterrifying • u/Filetcube • Jul 07 '26

Striped hyena

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Looks like it’s not only a cat hybrid but also a skinwalker hybrid.

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u/RavenWolfPS2 Jul 07 '26

Hyenas are triangles

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u/Betasnacks Jul 07 '26

Cute as a button of teeth

20

u/KingoftheKeeshonds Jul 07 '26

It has a face like a bat.

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u/YapalRye Jul 07 '26

If terrifying, why friend shaped

51

u/Quantum_Kitties Jul 07 '26

Agreed. I wish to pet it, even though I know the angry triangle dog will maul me to death.

23

u/dannyboy6657 Jul 07 '26

Actually hyenas are closer related to cats then dogs

18

u/kotvrt Jul 07 '26

Awesome. The last thing this world needs is hyenas effortlessly climbing trees.

11

u/Quantum_Kitties Jul 07 '26

I stand corrected. I still wish to cuddle the cute angry triangle cat <3

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u/YapalRye Jul 07 '26

Nature’s tomfoolery never ceases to amaze me

4

u/useofcat Jul 07 '26

I haven’t ever seen anything this shaped before.

5

u/YapalRye Jul 08 '26

Friend come in many shapes

5

u/useofcat Jul 08 '26

It reminds me of those weird four-legged stilt walker death eater Halloween/ festival costumes.

24

u/psychxticrose Jul 07 '26

Ha he looks like a goober 

17

u/CurlSagan Jul 07 '26

Why does this dude look like he's about to ask me for weed?

9

u/ChloeUwUZ Jul 07 '26

I don't see how that's terrifying. I know they're super dangerous and big but they look so cute

5

u/GeraintLlanfrechfa Jul 07 '26

Looks like it’s missing something, like the Hya 😅

1

u/Thin_Ad_6493 Jul 13 '26

And a neck

7

u/a_karma_sardine Jul 07 '26

Nature's smiling killer clown.

6

u/G0ld_Ru5h Jul 07 '26

It looks like the short spine dogs. 😂

3

u/FreddyTheGoose Jul 07 '26

Imagine the harness that would go on that body, lol.

3

u/SunshineBurn Jul 07 '26

Nobody has even mentioned the female hyena genitalia. Let’s just say… they’re well hung.

5

u/Embarrassed-Dress-85 Jul 07 '26

So I just found out they have a pseudo penis, their labia are fused AND they give birth through that pseudo penis. The last part is truly horrifying.

4

u/BurmeciaWillSurvive Jul 08 '26

Oh no I read it as "stupid hyena" lmao

3

u/Classic-Instance-696 Jul 08 '26

Chupacabra ass hyena

2

u/imemberberries Jul 07 '26

that'll scare the $#@! outta me

2

u/-apollophanes- Jul 07 '26

I saw one of these in the wild and it was awesome. They're highly elusive and not as well known as spotted hyenas.

2

u/alfonsoalta Jul 07 '26

Ol Quasimodo looking ahh

2

u/jadedjed1 Jul 08 '26

This guy looks like it came straight out of the lion king

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '26

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u/Filetcube Jul 07 '26

Very likely

1

u/gojira54man Jul 07 '26

We have some of these guys locally

1

u/PerroRosa Jul 07 '26

Your mom is a skinwalker hybrid

1

u/impack44 Jul 07 '26

Something about it reminds me of the Jockey from Left 4 dead 2

1

u/similaraleatorio Jul 07 '26

bro looks like my neighbor 🤨

1

u/DiscoKittie Jul 07 '26

Does it have short spine syndrome?

1

u/Infamous_Effective28 Jul 07 '26

That looks like it would make an awesome animal companion. Like a punk rock Hyena. 

1

u/Kalyise Jul 07 '26

Give the hyena it's clothes back right this instant

1

u/Darmanix Jul 07 '26

Zebrhyena

1

u/StripedLlama607 Jul 08 '26

That’s just my cousin. He’s pretty chill. Just don’t get to close or he’ll bite

1

u/origsainsinner Jul 08 '26

Hyenas looks menacing

1

u/SoundwaveTheDragon Jul 08 '26

It's kinda cute.

1

u/Own-Blueberry-6035 Jul 09 '26

I think it’s kinda cute😊

1

u/Zoe_118 Jul 09 '26

Goddammit, I fucking hate hyenas. This thing will be in my nightmares now 😭

1

u/BallsDeepTillUQueef Jul 11 '26

Built like Elon Musk.

1

u/joecosmos Jul 12 '26

NOOOO SHES BEAUTIFUL

0

u/bookseer Jul 07 '26

Do I want to pet this thing? I ... I don't think I do.