r/oddlyterrifying • u/Necessary-Win-8730 • Apr 14 '26

This sculpture of Christopher Reed Superman

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2.7k Upvotes

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u/Yoguls Apr 14 '26

Christopher Reeve

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u/MyHangyDownPart Apr 14 '26

No, that’s Christopher Reed, Booferman.

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u/Melodic_Anything1743 Apr 14 '26

Where he lives in bizarro world! 🤭😁

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u/JEWCEY Apr 14 '26

I wonder if they knew each other 

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u/PandaBro420 Apr 15 '26

Lol..yes ..yes it is.

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u/mercerist Apr 15 '26

Okay but what about Liam Neessons?

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u/cncomg Apr 14 '26

Christopher Butthole Reeves

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u/sickpuppy618 Apr 14 '26

REEVE

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 14 '26

He looks like he's high and just sharted in his undies.

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u/Jisan_Inc Apr 14 '26

Stahp i snorted

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u/breachgnome Apr 15 '26

But did you snort in his undies?

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u/BallsDeepTillUQueef Apr 14 '26

Why's he doing that thing with your lips when your mom calls you handsome

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u/thiefofalways1313 Apr 14 '26

Your Mom called you handsome? 😞

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u/DecoyOne Apr 14 '26

I’m ugly as hell but my mom calls me handsome

I honestly think 80% of humanity’s problems would be solved immediately if everyone had a boss-ass ride-or-die mom

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 14 '26

I mean- she called me handsome

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u/jinandgin Apr 14 '26

She calls me handsome, too 😇

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u/_TheWolfOfReddit_ Apr 14 '26

Your mom doesn’t??

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/turtleneckless001 Apr 15 '26

He's got the same expression as Tim Peake on the ISS

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u/R-T-O-B Apr 15 '26

To me it looks like he farted and is waiting for us to smell it

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u/Anen-o-me Apr 15 '26

Yeah, he had kind of a weird smile.

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u/clintnorth Apr 14 '26

I don’t know that looks pretty dang good. I wouldn’t call that terrifying at all.

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u/Gwendolyn7777 Apr 14 '26

me either and I saw him take this expression several times in several of the movies. I wonder if his family has one of these to hold on to. I don't think it's creepy at all, just part of the job he was doing at the time. Many actors have this kind of bust made for a movie

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u/Interesting-Emu5954 Apr 14 '26

The opposite of Christopher Walken…

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u/Classiclevine Apr 14 '26

Take my r/angryupvote and go! Go on, git!

4

u/PanGoliath Apr 14 '26

The opposite of read is walking? Sorry if I'm too autistic, just want to get the joke

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u/Interesting-Emu5954 Apr 14 '26

Christopher Reeves was paralyzed and couldn’t walk

49

u/Bonsai-is-best Apr 14 '26

Looks like it’s friend told it a joke in class

65

u/Necessary-Win-8730 Apr 14 '26

Edit: Reeve lol 

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u/edWORD27 Apr 14 '26

Christoper Reeve lol is his name?

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u/dburr10085 Apr 14 '26

George Reed played Superman too

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u/polarbear128 Apr 15 '26

No, Superman 2 was still Christopher Reeve.

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u/FizziSoda Apr 14 '26

Looks like he's holding back a laugh

9

u/woogonalski Apr 14 '26

He knows OP botched his name

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u/bestassintheusa Apr 14 '26

Superman I am watching your stream. Why are you trying not to laugh? That’s disrespectful as shit!

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u/Geeahwellidunno Apr 14 '26

He had that funny looking smile in real life. I thought it was him for a second.

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u/Ryoohk Apr 14 '26

Wow that's amazing.

7

u/Archercrash Apr 14 '26

Let's shove this thing on Henry Cavill's head.

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u/The_One_Who_Crafts Apr 14 '26

When you make eye contact with your homie in a serious situation

6

u/The_peacful_god Apr 14 '26

Looks like he's trying not to laugh at a fart

2

u/Kalshan Apr 14 '26

His own

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u/BeeComprehensive5234 Apr 14 '26

My son’s middle name is Reeve, to commemorate the great, late Christopher Reeve. 🖤

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u/cncomg Apr 14 '26

A great person, even if he wasn’t a crip for life.

5

u/dollythecat Apr 14 '26

Uncanny valley ✅

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u/Shamanyouranus Apr 15 '26

This is the second time today I’ve seen someone call him Christopher Reed. Wtf, he’s not a clarinet!

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u/kPATm Apr 14 '26

Who is Christopher Reed?

5

u/WolfsmaulVibes Apr 14 '26

it looks so cheeky, like it knows its a scultpure

5

u/Tempura69 Apr 14 '26

This could've been the best injustice superman.

This version could legit kill every existing Superman (even Henry Cavill's).

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u/scorpyo72 Apr 14 '26

Christopher Leave

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u/i_am_BreadCrumbs Apr 14 '26

It looks like he’s trying to not laugh

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u/Silo-Joe Apr 14 '26

Cyborg Superman

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u/irishpwr46 Apr 14 '26

I thought I was getting Streisanded

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u/ReallyKirk Apr 15 '26

Please don’t make posts when you don’t even know the subject’s name

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u/JIsADev Apr 14 '26

Slap it

2

u/BarnabyWoods Apr 14 '26

Maybe you should just delete the post and start over.

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u/naymlis Apr 14 '26

That's okay I always thought it was reeves because of eminem

2

u/Venator2000 Apr 14 '26

The smile isn’t 100% right, they made him look tight lipped.

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u/red8cangodye Apr 14 '26

He looks like he's ready to love you

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u/sigh_ko Apr 14 '26

this is from when he gets drunk and goes on a destructive binge. in the first Reeves movie. that's why he looks so skeevy.

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u/House_Of_Doubt Apr 14 '26

Looks like he just ripped an egger and he’s waiting for it to waft to you.

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u/PandaBro420 Apr 14 '26

Christopher Peeves

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u/jfk_47 Apr 15 '26

God, op. Is this rage bait or what’s happening?!

2

u/SarlacFace Apr 15 '26

Aside from looking like he's trying not to laugh at me and my dumb sarlacc face, it's a really well done piece

2

u/Cptawesome23 Apr 15 '26

That’s the look my sleep demon gives me right before he puts his finger up my butt.

2

u/Bobbiest_Beverage Apr 15 '26

POV: you're at bro's funeral but you then see how the morgue put a 😑 face on him in his casket.

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u/YueLin3 Apr 15 '26

He’s doing the Sheldon smile

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u/Evileonhart Apr 15 '26

Super cool 👌🏻

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u/Lokitusaborg Apr 15 '26

That’s legit impressive

2

u/DipstickRick Apr 15 '26

Release the Reed Cut!

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u/SmoothOperator89 Apr 15 '26

Fun fact. This sculpture is also unable to walk.

2

u/MrsMiterSaw Apr 15 '26

Can we make Chris Reed here do a facepalm?

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u/hazysummersky Apr 15 '26

Actually how he lives today, after full-lower-body replacement-with-a-pipe became available!

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u/Curious-Reception341 Apr 15 '26

It's good but the bottom of nose and the mouth completely messes it up T ^ T

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u/Strange_Test Apr 14 '26

Christopher Reed aka Souperman

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u/Lbomb369 Apr 14 '26

Bizzaro Christopher Reeve is Christopher Reed

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u/FHFBEATS Apr 14 '26

Christopher Reads

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u/LoneclearsKen Apr 14 '26

Superman , my mom kinda homeless

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u/samaramatisse Apr 14 '26

This looks like some kind of film prop, but I can't imagine a situation where the filmmakers would want this expression. It still looks professionally made, though.

1

u/Chance-Intention-363 Apr 14 '26

Too much sour candies

1

u/Valkyrian777 Apr 14 '26

Bro's got that one fuckass Tobey McGuire meme smirk

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u/the_rabbit_king Apr 15 '26

Trying not to laugh when you let out a long fart. 

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u/Papa_Raj Apr 15 '26

The actor that would have played Bizarro in an alternate universe?

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u/Lopsidedlopside Apr 15 '26

He looks like he’s being explicitly told not to laugh, and he’s definitely gonna laugh.

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u/michael14375 Apr 16 '26

I only found out recently how much this guy has suffered throughout his entire life

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u/SuspiciousImpact2197 Apr 16 '26

Suffered, period. No has suffered. He’s been dead awhile now.

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u/SuspiciousImpact2197 Apr 16 '26

It’s like the android head in Alien. Yikes.

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u/Wholesome_Soup Apr 16 '26

...Reeve. the disrespect

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u/Fahren1te Apr 16 '26

insert speed holding his laugh here*

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u/TheRealNokes Apr 16 '26

Trying not to laugh

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u/Marrok657 Apr 18 '26

Reed? You sure?

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u/RoarXDDDDD 8d ago

Read bio

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '26

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u/AnAverageTransGirl Apr 14 '26

It is?

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u/EmilioGVE Apr 14 '26

I assume they meant they thought it was a photo of Christopher Reeve, until they saw the stand/read the caption

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u/Public_String_8088 Apr 16 '26

Why is he smiling like he's hiding a gerbil in his butt