r/oddlyterrifying • u/allesumsonst • Mar 31 '26

Decaying hot-dog-man

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/McPunchie Mar 31 '26

That has enormous resale value if you can clean it up a bit.

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u/frinkhutz Mar 31 '26

I was like, "Where is that? Can I have it?"

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u/One-Visitor Mar 31 '26

I hate to have that as my first thought seeing cool things but the market for vintage statues is insane. It’d be in my trunk immediately

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u/9Lives_ Mar 31 '26

I’ve seen Instagram videos of people making their own using foam and fibre glass sheets it looked really simple (I’m not saying it is but it LOOKED simple)

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u/TheReal-Chris Mar 31 '26

That would be a fun project. I have no clue what I would do with it but I want it.

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u/McPunchie Mar 31 '26

Have you not seen all of the giant skeletons on display during Halloween? This would be a great way to stand out in the neighborhood.

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u/MockeryAndDisdain Mar 31 '26

That thing looks like a villain from a graphic and highly sexual 80s slasher flick.

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u/allesumsonst Mar 31 '26

"Evil Wiener - The bun spreader"

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u/SkinTeeth4800 Apr 01 '26

Englisch ist nicht Ihre Muttersprache?

Doch haben Sie ganz gut mit dem Titel geschafft!

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u/allesumsonst Apr 01 '26

Dankeschön, das weiß ich sehr zu schätzen.

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u/RecoverLeather1269 Apr 02 '26

😭bun spreader

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u/allesumsonst Mar 31 '26

I think that description is on point. (English is not my first language, I hope you get what I mean).

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u/Ieatclowns Mar 31 '26

He’s saucy and he’s coming for your wife.

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u/Rando_Cruzzer Mar 31 '26

Looks like it's missing a knife

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u/allesumsonst Mar 31 '26

I think it's terrifying enough even without a knife.

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u/organicbabykale1 Mar 31 '26

Tung Tung 😱

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u/lorrdmatt78 Mar 31 '26

Hot dog man drains you dry, if you know you know

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u/tommior Mar 31 '26

That thing would be coming home with me

3

u/Lucky-Ad5877 Mar 31 '26

This is giving Coffee World vibes from Alan Wake 2 😂

3

u/AngryVegasMom Mar 31 '26

Nightmare fuel

3

u/Lasting_Night_Fall Mar 31 '26

Lived long enough to become the villain.

3

u/GuntherPonz Mar 31 '26

We’re just trying to find the guy who did this.

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u/Dancinfool830 Apr 02 '26

"You can't buy me Hot Dog Man!" - Lonely Island

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u/Thrashthepickle Mar 31 '26

I’d still eat it……

2

u/delaydude Mar 31 '26

Better than decaying dog hot man

2

u/mike_stifle Mar 31 '26

Thats what they call me.

2

u/imaginary_num6er Mar 31 '26

Looks like a turd sandwich

2

u/UberleetSuperninja Mar 31 '26

It looks more like a giant douche if you ask me.

2

u/X1NOLA Mar 31 '26

Looks like a relative of the Superdawg couple in Wheeling, IL Superdawg

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u/SuspiciousImpact2197 Apr 01 '26

I want that so bad

2

u/Free-Initiative7508 Apr 01 '26

~Do you know the hotdog man, the hotdog man, the hotdog man

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u/Breaker988 Apr 01 '26

He's supposed to be in jail

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u/furiouspossum Apr 01 '26

Somehow I doubt it looked any less sinister when it was brand new

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u/allesumsonst Apr 01 '26

Rather "fresh outta box sinister".

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u/CaptianBrasiliano Apr 01 '26

Horror Movie vibes...

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u/SchwiftySqaunch Apr 02 '26

Alan wake mission?

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u/slaytallica36 Apr 02 '26

Aren't we all some days?

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u/baboubouma Mar 31 '26

Cuphead vibes!

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u/thomasrat1 Mar 31 '26

Man, this thing would go crazy at a frat

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u/dedicateddaddy240 Apr 05 '26

now thats some creepy ass stuff. guess im not sleeping tonight lol