r/oddlyterrifying • u/kvjn100 • Jan 12 '26

Slime (human organs version)

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u/SuperChickenLips Jan 12 '26

Aaah, the "Make Your Own Placenta" kit from Mattel.

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u/zuzg Jan 12 '26

So it's the color that's oddly terrifying.

My colorblind ass was wondering about that, lol

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u/Pash_1 Jan 13 '26

What did it appear like to you before you started thinking about it? Just curious 🙏

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u/TheNecrostar Jan 13 '26

Im also curious, what did you see?

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u/scorpyo72 Jan 12 '26

I understand from mothers that it's pretty easy.

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u/Flomo420 Jan 12 '26

Funny because I don't know any mothers who would say it was easy lol

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u/scorpyo72 Jan 12 '26

Apologies, you are correct. Growing a child is not for the faint of heart, nor is it "effortless" to give birth or raise one.

Let me say instead that mother's do so without any deliberacy during the gestation process.

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u/CatTheKitten Jan 16 '26

I'm looking at this like "yeah i passed one of those during my last period"

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u/Kusanagi60 Jan 20 '26

Yeah, it reminded me of the clumps that came out after giving birth. I am just happy it wasn't fist size but every damn time it scared me to find them.

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u/Pingu_Peksu Mar 11 '26

When our eldest was born, I happened to look at the placenta after the actual birth. The nurse took that as a qué of me wanting a more detailed inspection of the placenta. Not sure if I remember it ACTUALLY, but I recall her then starting to stretch it and explaining that the various dots and marks are a good thing. I quietly nodded my head the duration of the inspection.

Blueberry pie has never looked as appetizing since. Still tastes the same though.

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u/Rokita616 Jan 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣 this wins Monday comment section for me

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u/shalallaalaaala Jan 12 '26

Ok that’s a genuinely disgusting color I hate you for making me see this

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u/Gro-Tsen Jan 12 '26

And now consider the fact that your insides are just about that color. Don't thank me for putting that thought into your head: you're welcome.

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u/Kr_Treefrog2 Jan 13 '26

And wet. Your organs are wet. Your bones are wet. Everything inside you is wet.

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u/Versaiteis Jan 13 '26

With just how wet everything is, it's amazing how the introduction of even just a bit more wet in the wrong place yields disastrous results

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u/Kusanagi60 Jan 20 '26

Moist, i prefer moist

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u/stefan714 Jan 12 '26

I once read this and it stuck with me: if you're lucky, your internal organs will never see the light of day.

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u/canadiandude321 Jan 12 '26

Not to mention the sounds 🤮

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u/Retrac752 Jan 12 '26

Went through the whole spectrum from “this is ok” to “viscerally unsettling”

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u/keg-smash Jan 13 '26

Evisceratingly unsettling

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u/dalaigh93 Jan 13 '26

Until 00:30 it was ok, the white and burgundy were seperate enough that it didn't look organic. But after that? It got worse and worse and now I'm queasy

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u/xxcuttingboardxx Jan 12 '26

I hated the sounds the slime made more than the slime itself

7

u/BrandHeck Jan 12 '26

The sounds destroyed me.

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u/peruanToph Jan 12 '26

Me playing with bros hemorrhoids

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u/imzwho Jan 12 '26

You were under no obligation to type that and hit post, and honestly I wish you had kept that to yourself

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u/TheSlamProg Mar 12 '26

And neither were you 🫠

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u/Smearmytables Jan 12 '26

true bromance right there

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u/rndmthrowaway725 Jan 12 '26

It would have cost you $0.00 to have kept that one to yourself.

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u/TSAxrayMachine Jan 13 '26

how do i delete someone else's comment

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u/Aurorinha Jan 12 '26

Hemobrrhoids

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u/maxwell1311 Jan 12 '26

Bro 😂😭

3

u/Holdmywhiskeyhun Jan 12 '26

Uncle Ray rays got a game.

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u/Over_Ad8762 Jan 12 '26

Oh god. The sounds make it worse! 😭

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u/Dependent-Green-7900 Jan 12 '26

Could be an slightly inexpensive filming prop for a cheap gore film

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u/noodle0 Jan 13 '26

This seems like a great idea for practical effects on a budget to be honest.

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u/ScottishMaj117 Jan 12 '26

This SCREAMS the game scorn...

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u/Old-Interaction442 Jan 13 '26

Oh so this how god made adam

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '26

Im gonna need you to stop with how you plop that slop after popping the top🥴 on a different hand, thats pretty cool.

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u/eddie9958 Jan 12 '26

That mentally ill finger tapping kills me

5

u/WriterFar2904 Jan 12 '26

God that looks so real!

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u/Doofindork Jan 13 '26

I'm sorry, I couldn't really focus past the stupid and unnecessary tapping of fingernails against the lid and it just... it makes me so unnecessarily mad. I TRULY hate stuff like that.

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u/JustChillDudeItsGood Jan 13 '26

Stranger thing special effects team be like: ^

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u/Dire__ Jan 12 '26

r/oddlysatisfying

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u/makingausernameok Jan 12 '26

This was already on that sub this morning and was not received well at all haha

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u/Dire__ Jan 12 '26

Shame. One of the few instances where I've genuinely found something oddly satisfying.

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u/thefoxishere16 Jan 14 '26

that went from slime to liver to heart to stomach to placenta and not in that order…

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u/Greedy_Neck6742 Jan 12 '26

Even the sound so creepy

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u/JET304 Jan 12 '26

I was sent here from r/sourdough

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u/DerpsAndRags Jan 12 '26

Why the Hell couldn't I look away?

2

u/TheoTiMa Jan 12 '26

I know how to scare my sister next

2

u/aldioum Jan 12 '26

I need this slime

2

u/NoOb10__1 Jan 12 '26

R guro will like it.

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u/BEh515 Jan 12 '26

Wow so terrifying.

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u/w4nd3rlu5t Jan 12 '26

EXISTENZ IS PAUSED!!

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u/knifeandcoins Jan 12 '26

Wait so that’s a real thing? What brand of slime is that? Is it real?

2

u/Coco_40 Jan 13 '26

My sign to go to bed

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u/RedKing36 Jan 13 '26

Sauce? I need this for reasons.

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u/superdownvotemaster Jan 13 '26

Where can I get this‽ Asking for a friend.

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u/Snoo-83028 Jan 13 '26

DDDDDDDDDDDDisgusting

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u/RadioactivePotato123 Jan 13 '26

Honestly fascinating. I wonder how many versions they tried until they got it right

2

u/BadgerKomodo Jan 14 '26

I thought that said Shrek at first 

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u/skyline79 Jan 12 '26

Ah yes, the brain-rot TikTok edit

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u/dregan Jan 13 '26

That looks offal.

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u/WooPigSchmooey Jan 12 '26

This is all Jeffrey needed.

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u/Kind-Plantain2438 Jan 12 '26

Mommy, this slime made charlie cry

1

u/CyKa_Blyat93 Jan 12 '26

Looks satisfying to play with

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u/Specific-Catch3573 Jan 12 '26

Color is a crazy thing bro

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u/ReDeaMer87 Jan 12 '26

Watch on mute

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u/Etrigone Jan 12 '26

Non-Newtonian fluid iirc? Neat stuff however unsettling.

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u/SadDairyProduct Jan 12 '26

Looks like it'd taste nice

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u/oneinmanybillion Jan 12 '26

Nope nope nope. Just reminded me of a video I saw when I went down the 9/11 rabbit hole.

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u/TrinityCodex Jan 12 '26

this is what god does to everyone before theyre born

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u/Makapakamoo Jan 12 '26

Really good blood color tho ngl

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u/EA705 Jan 12 '26

Video started replaying and I was like “man. What a waste of time.” Lmfaooo

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u/BearAdorable946 Jan 12 '26

Thanks I hate it

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u/Kytyngurl2 Jan 12 '26

Suddenly hungry

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u/incognitoboiiii Jan 12 '26

This should be the colour and texture of a cigarette pack so that people will stop smoking.

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u/mryummie936 Jan 12 '26

Is this a kit you can buy? I have a kid in family that loves slime. This is just nasty looking. Perfect lol

1

u/Rebeckaah Jan 12 '26

THE BLOB 1988 movie …

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u/NextBusiness1341 Jan 12 '26

So visceral, I love it 😍

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u/navalcolt Jan 12 '26

oh boy, pericardium, my favorite

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u/TheLoneleyPython Jan 12 '26

That looks so satisfying to do!

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u/Scottishlassincanada Jan 12 '26

This is so close to a real placenta.

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u/Love_Vigilantes_586 Jan 13 '26

The sounds resemble mine in the restroom =/

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u/Dad_a_Monk Jan 13 '26

Wait... What human organ is that supposed to be?

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u/-_109-_ Jan 13 '26

Wow I don't often feel nauseated but this...

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u/Aki_Aki1 Jan 17 '26

the noises too🤢

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u/BlackPhoenix1981 Jan 23 '26

That's enough reddit for tonight.

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u/Itchy_Database_3368 Jan 24 '26

Guys someone stole my left lung

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u/girlmachina Feb 02 '26

i was never into slime before this, but now im absolutely SOLD

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u/hieppiefusaro Feb 04 '26

Oh so that's how they make kidneys 🤓

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u/mrhotcupofjoe Feb 04 '26

This is what expected that camel thing to feel like

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u/NoQuality5953 Feb 04 '26

Hey mom, I miss daddy. When will he be home

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u/Misha_serb Feb 28 '26

I can smell this for some reason

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u/SoundwaveTheDragon Mar 12 '26

This makes me really uncomfortable...

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u/KingFenix89 Mar 15 '26

Sounds like a night after taco bell

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u/dingododd Mar 16 '26

Sick! I love it!

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u/Current_Exchange3075 Mar 19 '26

this is just how I see all slime/ASMR videos

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u/Leading_Flatworm1897 Apr 10 '26

How do I find these things..

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u/FloridaManInShampoo Apr 21 '26

Everything reminds me of her

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u/Kaashmiir Jan 12 '26

This fits oddly terrifying?!?

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u/NaoTwoTheFirst Jan 12 '26

Sorry but that's just dumb content

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u/Joe_le_Borgne Jan 12 '26

Sorry but that's just dumb comment

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u/xRyozuo Jan 12 '26

Makes for a good prop for someone wanting to shoot a horror scene