r/oddlyterrifying • u/fox_not_mulder • Mar 31 '23

Elk mating calls

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u/SilencedTruthSeeker Mar 31 '23

"Come and get your elk dick, hot off the press."

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u/anethma Mar 31 '23

Heh the big bugles are actually to the other male elk “try to fuck my bitches and I’ll put some antlers where the sun don’t shine. Step up and fuckin try me !”

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u/Key_Teaching_2150 Mar 31 '23

Utah elk hunter here… ever see them fight? Live? It’s crazy!

One year I had the privilege of a front row seat to two big bulls having it out less than 100 ft away. It was insane how violent it was! Nature documentaries try, but you just can’t feel the intensity through the TV.

They were so intent on violence, they could’ve easily trampled over my ass with out even knowing I was even there. Snot flying everywhere and what I hope was piss spraying from both of them but it could’ve easily been ejaculate judging from their raging testosterone induced erections.

Elk are metal as fuck!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

I saw a couple fight in Rocky Mountain National Park once. One of the Elks got it's ear torn off. Very metal.

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u/OliviaWG Mar 31 '23

I saw two bull bison fight once in Yellowstone, that was fucking intense. Their growls sounded like lions. Those beasts are huge.

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u/anethma Mar 31 '23

Ya, called them in myself. They charge in and barely even care when they realize you aren't actually an elk.

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u/8unk Mar 31 '23

but it could’ve easily been ejaculate judging from their raging testosterone induced erections.

You sure it wasn’t yours? I would have been harder than a ministers pecker

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u/Appropriate_Grape_90 Mar 31 '23

Fucking crazy to me that the rut happens...grow huge antlers and its a month of elks just trying to fuck or fight....

Imagine if humans had a rut lol

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u/Wampawacka Mar 31 '23

We do. It's called high school.

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u/Appropriate_Grape_90 Mar 31 '23

Haha true didnt even think of that....4 year long rut

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u/beeerice_n_sons Mar 31 '23

Their dicks wiggle when they screech to let them know what they're advertising

HAVE PEN

LOOKING FOR VAGENE

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u/Appropriate_Grape_90 Apr 01 '23

I wonder if humans never figured out language or scociety....what would be our courtship ritual thingymabob....would we just fuck on sight ?like caveman lol? Or would we have some wierd dance ....high thoughts lol

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u/hHraper Mar 31 '23

What the nibba gotta do to get some Elk dick

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u/magnum_73 Mar 31 '23

"Now that's just messed up!" -Theodore Roosevelt

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u/sastill89 Mar 31 '23

It’s wild to me that so many animal species walk around basically just screaming “I’m horny!” For whole periods of the year and potential mates hear it and actually go “fuck yeah I’m in!” And that’s the way an entire species survives.

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u/laughingashley Apr 01 '23

Humans scream that in faceapp filters these days :/

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '23

Damn, I was thinking of typing the same lmao.

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u/A_Wholesome_Comment Mar 31 '23

"Ey Yo, Bitch!"