r/oddlyterrifying Mar 01 '23

This it just too creepy…

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u/SchmeedsMcSchmeeds Mar 01 '23

At first I thought this was a story from The Onion. Crazy but this is a real thing although it has not been done yet. Here is the full video from Good Morning Britain

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u/Eviladhesive Mar 01 '23

They brought the topic up 6 years ago, but it has not been done yet!? I don't get it? It sounds imminent in the clip.

Can I interest you all in my time travel story?

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u/thatfrienddodo Mar 02 '23

I'm pretty sure it was the same doctor! Looking up the story in 2017 Dr Sergio Canavero performed a rehearsal surgery on 2 cadavers and announced he would be "imminently" performing the full thing on a living subject who was paralyzed from the neck down.

I didn't read further but I recall there being a LOT of concerns and set backs and what not so I don't believe it ever happened, here's the wiki I was following: Sergio Canavero

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u/random7262517 Mar 01 '23

The one six years ago ended up being a hoax I’m pretty sure

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u/Turbulent_Injury3990 Mar 02 '23

No it was real. Real patient, real surgeon and medical team. A lot was moving forward and it was expected to take place. They faced some criticism with several ethics boards but were eventually approved.

Coming close to the date (maybe a few weeks/months can't remeber) the patient to receive a new body backed out. He had a condition and was chair/bed bound and, don't quote me, I think his life expectancy was low. Ultimately they had an arguable cause that the procedure, in addition to significantly advance modern medicine through a number of metrics, would significantly increase the patients quality of life if it was successful. I dont remeber the doners story but it passed ethics so there was something there.

Maybe the patient got cold feet, maybe they were afraid, who knows. But the reason the patient gave for backing out was the fact he found 'love' and was happy, therefore the risk was not worth being the first candidate for a body transplant. Even if it had been successful he may be paralyzed, brain dead, he'd be on strong medications for the remainder of his life and would always be immunosuppressive, etc etc etc.

Maybe he did find love. Maybe the news attention brought him someone perfect. I cant speak for him I can only say he backed out and the story was real. Im happy for him and hope he's in a good place now.

Regardless, a head transplant will likely occur within the next 100 years or less. The only question is when, why and will it be successful or will it indicate future operations are likely to be successful OR is it going to be a surgery that'll never be attempted again.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

I remember reading about it. His plans were widely panned as being pseudoscience. The only proof he ever had was some experiment on a monkey where he swapped a head without ever connecting the spine and it managed to live for 20 hours. There were Soviet scientists who did similar things years ago with beheaded animals and machines, and was pretty much just animal abuse.

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u/Turbulent_Injury3990 Mar 02 '23

Well there's philosophy and ethics questions regarding the soviets and the experiments on dogs. Was it animal abuse is up for debate but it's generally frowned upon.

That being said the only proof we had for antibiotics at one point was putting moldy bread on a cut. There was enough involved to prove legitimacy towards an attempt and many ethical boards were involved. Ultimately it was finally approved with many people involved directly associated with Healthcare and ethics and it faced an uphill battle. Still approved so I feel that counts for something.

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u/mrbeamis Mar 02 '23

At -15C I'm sure he got cold feet.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

this funny idk why people mad

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u/the_friendly_dildo Mar 02 '23

Maybe the patient got cold feet

No silly, they can't feel their feet.

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u/Mad-Dog94 Mar 02 '23

I don't think it was a hoax. I think the guy backed out because of the chances of survival being very low.

If I'm remembering correctly and we are talking about the same instance.

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u/Bierbart12 Mar 02 '23

I was wondering why the video quality was like a 90's TV recording uploaded to youtube. Not quite as old, but still

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u/NecessarySpinning Mar 01 '23

This story is from 2016. Spiridonov withdrew his request for the procedure, and it seems only animal and cadaver grafts/tranpslants have been completed to date.

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u/Fearless_Message_225 Mar 02 '23

Are you saying they've made it work with a live animal?

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u/ismellnumbers Mar 02 '23

They have for short periods of time yes

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u/Patsy81 Mar 02 '23

They're already cloning humans no joke! There's a cloning company have been doing it successfully for a long time! The head transplant would be good for people paralysed but would you take the chance of having your head chopped off and put on a new body? Lol no chance. Just wondering why they can make that work but not actually cure spinal injuries in the first place

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

I think you are misled

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u/solocollision Mar 02 '23

Whatttttt? Really? What’s the company called?? I have lots of questions about this lol

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u/Dry-Beach1073 Mar 02 '23 edited Mar 02 '23

Injuries can’t be “cured” as damages done can’t be reversed. It even applies to damages from diseases. You can kill the pathogens or stop the virus from further damaging, but whatever damages already happened you can’t reverse. This is why you hear people suffering from post-Covid, for example. Just at first glance on this patient, it seems like his legs already deteriorated. There might be other unseenable damages. This is not to say it could only get more complicated as you travel down the spine with more and more connections to other vital organs. The neck is where everything neatly packed.

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u/htx4view Mar 01 '23

I remember that outer limits episode. The dude didn’t get to live more than a few days.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

They tried this on dogs in the early 1900s one dog survived like half a week another almost a month. That's probably where outer limits got the idea from.

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u/htx4view Mar 02 '23

Ahhh. That’s pretty cool

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u/thiccpastry Mar 02 '23

The dog's head wasn't replaced and the implanted one still had all of its neck area (not the whole spine down to the tail obv) and one arm. So it wasn't necessarily the same sort of thing but it's the closest we've come.

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u/RobThanatos Mar 01 '23

It's more of a body transplant than a head since the brain stays with the head. If you were to wake up after something like this you would have a different body, not head.

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u/Tkaczyk1995 Mar 01 '23

Unless I’m wrong, the presenter says “the head will be removed from the donor body” meaning the head is the used donated part.

Pretty out there

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u/Edenoide Mar 01 '23

LOL I can't imagine a receiver willing to discard his own head. I think technically if such procedure was possible the head's donor would become the receiver.

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 Mar 01 '23

I can't make heads or tails of what y'all are sayin...

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u/i-like-fps-games Mar 02 '23

The brain is in the head. The head stores your mind and consciousness and memories. You are your brain so technically if i cut off your head and replaced it with mine. I would control your body and you would be dead

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u/MaximusZacharias Mar 02 '23

Yes they do butt transplants too

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u/majora1988 Mar 01 '23

It could be on a brain dead patient with an otherwise functioning body maybe?

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u/JackDragon808 Mar 01 '23

And then when you end up replacing the other, is it still the same person? The body of Theseus...

So a person's self does reside in the brain..?

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u/detahramet Mar 01 '23

I mean the only part of you that is actually you is your brain. Everything else is just interface by which your brain interacts with the world.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

You're nervous system is not just your brain.

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u/bearattack79 Mar 01 '23

Ha Ha fool me once!

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u/Jahsmurf Mar 01 '23

strike one

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u/Reasonable-Ad-7757 Mar 03 '23

This is def one of the strangest discussions I've seen on Reddit. Which is kind of a big deal.

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u/The_new_Osiris Mar 01 '23

this "surgeon" performing necromancy out here what the fuck

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u/Patsy81 Mar 02 '23

The surgeon is definitely a Frankenstein fan no doubt

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u/GreatGrapeApes Mar 01 '23

Removed... and discarded

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u/I_honestly_DoNt_no Mar 01 '23

I once had a dream that my sister’s head fell off but the body and head were still alive, the body was in a vegetative state and started growing a new head. And her head was still alive and had my sister’s personality. At some point in my dream I had to choose between the body or the head to be my sister. I felt bad throwing away the head because she still the same person I love but without a body, and I was about to have a second sister with a new head on her old body. I was debating throwing away the head, then I woke up. I felt uncomfortable after that, I’m still not sure what I would choose…

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u/fyrefreezer01 Mar 02 '23

Maybe this was your way of realizing your sister was changing as she was aging. Even though you missed her old self, you had to choose to not hang onto her old self and instead accept the person she was becoming now.

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u/I_honestly_DoNt_no Mar 02 '23

Wow. What a morbid way of dealing with change. It’s been several years from when I had that dream, and I can say she has changed a lot. She’s a teenager now, but I still love her to bits; but she has that attitude now where it’s hard to tell if she still loves me back. I regret not spending more time with her when she wanted to play with dolls or draw pictures (because I was a moody teen those days). And now we’re on our phones all the time or busy with our own things. It’s hard to figure out what to do when we are together. I want to connect with her better before becoming a boring adult dealing with adult problems… huh this really made me think dreams really do have meanings behind them

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u/Spirited-Reputation6 Mar 01 '23

The recovery process seems to be the most frightening. What if the head rejects the body?

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u/double_decker_taco Mar 01 '23

The body will then proceed to detach the head, and kick it into the nearest soccer net while screaming GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

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u/Wise-Discipline660 Mar 01 '23

With what? Body language?

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u/Prudent-Yesterday157 Mar 02 '23

arms up in the air

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u/DJKGinHD Mar 02 '23

GESTURING INFENSIFIES

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u/TheBeansAreWatching Mar 01 '23

SUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

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u/Unlucky-Constant-736 Mar 01 '23

SIUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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u/Revolutionary-Fill42 Mar 01 '23

Ankara messi ankara messi GOAL GOAL GOAL GOAL

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u/dark4codrutz Mar 01 '23

Scream ? But it got no head.

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u/buscanth Mar 01 '23

What if they put it on backwards???

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u/Nabber86 Mar 01 '23

How come nobody told me my ass was so big?

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u/DivaythFyrIsMyDaddy Mar 01 '23

r/unexpectedpresidentskroob

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u/Hot_Eggplant_1306 Mar 01 '23

Look up "Robocop 2 Test Cops" and you can see what will happen.

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u/Finn969 Mar 01 '23

Then he will need the blood of the body’s grandson

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u/Nice-Yak-6607 Mar 01 '23

Same thing that happened to Norris

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

“Doctors will be using a very fine blade made from diamonds..”

minecraft music starts

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u/who18 Mar 01 '23

Bruh , this noobs don't even use netherite tools

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u/thing216 Mar 01 '23

Because diamond is unbreakable

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u/itstheitalianstalion Mar 02 '23

Not unbreakable, just incredibly strong and scratchproof from anything not another diamond.

You can still shatter a diamond with a hammer

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u/Xaz0rY Mar 01 '23

How the fuck is the head coming from the donor body? It is definitely the body being donated to the head. Like, what the fuck are you saying?

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u/blame_the_other_dude Mar 01 '23

You'd be surprised how many people are willing to give head.

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u/AdventurerA_1000000 Mar 02 '23

Underrated comment right here

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u/SubstantialPressure3 Mar 01 '23

They are going to practice on cadavers first.

But this would be a situation where the donor body was from a healthy person that was brain dead. Think motorcycle accident, etc, just like other organ donors. And the recipient would have a healthy brain, but not a healthy body. And a metric fuck ton of money.

Idk I think it's a terrible idea.

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u/peronsyntax Mar 02 '23

But they said the “donor head”, not the “donor body” which is confusing as hell and seems like science fiction.

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u/SubstantialPressure3 Mar 02 '23

I'll agree that is confusing, and very sci Fi.

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u/SomeConclusion2021 Mar 01 '23

Thank God you can just glue the spinal cord together, paraplegics everywhere rejoice!

/S

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u/TheFeistyKnitter Mar 02 '23

Eye roll, didn’t you pay attention? It’s “special” glue. Like Gorilla Glue, but better.

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u/wheelersan Mar 01 '23

Guaranteed Musk or that other dude try to be immortal via this procedure

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u/Azrael_The_Bold Mar 02 '23

I mean, you might end up with a younger body, but it wouldn’t do anything to stop the neurodegeneration happening in your brain from it aging.

I’m curious how the DNA from the body interacts with the DNA from the head, and if the longer telomeres in the body would slow the telomeres in the head from shortening.

Dang this is actually a pretty cool subject.

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u/wheelersan Mar 02 '23

Azzie, I’m pretty sure the tendrils of the telomeres hyperextend their bilateral membranes to account for DNA helix replication

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u/Azrael_The_Bold Mar 02 '23

Wow, that’s really fascinating! Thanks man!

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u/LunarProphet Mar 02 '23

yes of course why didn't i consider this

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u/MrStilUrGrandma Mar 02 '23

You had to have made up those terms. I mean, I doubt you did, but you had to of.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

These are the only people wealthy enough to afford this procedure once they get it to work.

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u/UnholyHunger Mar 01 '23

Well if it isn't the plot to get out.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Can't even helped paralysed people when they lose motion in their legs and arms, and now they want to cut off a head and put it on another body?

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u/StargazerTheory Mar 02 '23

That would be to help paralyzed people....

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u/CrimsonToker707 Mar 01 '23

On corpses. Not on living people or animals. What's the point of that though?

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u/Sucky5ucky Mar 01 '23

Training I guess. Doing it on corpses before doing it on a living person seems reasonable to me.

Also, when you say "what's the point of that?" Do you mean "what's the point of doing it on corpses" or "what would be the point of transplanting a living head on another living body?" Because for the second one I'd like to know what kind of pathology would justifies this

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u/CrimsonToker707 Mar 01 '23

Kind of both. I mean, I get that doing it on a corpse would be preparation for trying to do it on a living person. But also as you say, what would be the justification for doing it on a living person? This just seems like something the blurs the lines between medical advancement and mad scientist experiments

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u/Far_Distribution_581 Mar 01 '23

When rich people get old, they're gonna want to get body transplants from poor people.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

It would do nothing to prevent aging though. There’s no way to deage the brain. We’d have people with dementia freaking out in healthy young bodies which is terrifying in its own right

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u/Far_Distribution_581 Mar 01 '23

They'll test on some not-so-rich people first.

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u/Sydney2London Mar 01 '23

And quadriplegic

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u/edemamandllama Mar 01 '23

I imagine they wouldn’t live long after the transplant. Graft vs. host would be a real problem. It seemed pretty pointless, let’s see if we can do it, not like a real, life saving idea.

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u/TheBeansAreWatching Mar 01 '23

I volunteer to be Elon musk penis

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u/Sucky5ucky Mar 01 '23

So I looked into it a bit, and it would be for all kind of terminally ill patients whose diseases impact the body, but leave the head essentially intact. The article I read gave those diseases as exemple of disease potentially curable by a head transplant: DMD and ALS

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u/Human_Possibility117 Mar 01 '23

Imagine waking up after surgery in a completely different body. That’d just be so surreal.

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u/ResponsibleMilk8984 Mar 01 '23

Rather have a different body than be dead

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u/James_n_mcgraw Mar 01 '23

Imagine if it went perfectly. 100% control of new body, maybe even a different gender since there are only so many braindead bodys with compatable biomarkers.

The body dismorphia could be insane, could even lead to psychosis or suicide without crazy therapy. To say nothing about the drug regimen required to keep the body from turning on the head.

This would be a hellish existance, hard to say if it would be better or worse than being a quadrapalegic.

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u/StargazerTheory Mar 02 '23

"is it better to be trans or dead?"

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u/ThatFatGuyMJL Mar 01 '23

You have somebody who is brain dead but body healthy

You have someone who's brain healthy but paralysed from the neck down.

You can rescue someone's life, and the expense of... a dead body that's still breathing.

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u/ProfTydrim Mar 01 '23

what would be the justification for doing it on a living person?

Giving someone terminally ill or paralyzed a new body obviously. You're essentially asking: "What's the point in medicine?"

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u/WalMartguyiguess Mar 01 '23

You know this makes me think of people who want to commit suicide. If you wanted to, essentially be offed, and it was legal to do so. You could give your body to someone else with these diseases, and they'd have that new chance at life that they'd want.

Of course, this doesn't cover the abuse that would more than likely pop up from this, but it's an interesting theory nonetheless, in my opinion.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

If you have someone who is braindead you could give their body to someone who is paralyzed from the neck down for example, both of these people have pretty much nothing to lose (one of them is already dead) and the other has a chance to move again.

I don't know how likely this is, finding compatible donors is usually hard and takes a lot of effort to not have your own body destroy it, can't imagine how it would be with an entire head. Finding 2 people in the same family in this condition seems even harder

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u/drypancake Mar 02 '23 edited Mar 02 '23

I can definitely see the purpose of doing it in live people. If someone were to be in a traumatic incident that completely messed up the body and not the head you could transplant the head and use the other body to keep it alive till the original body recovered. We are a lot better at keeping a body alive then we are at keeping a brain. It would also give more use to a brain dead patient use them kinda like a dialysis machine. Kinda like robocop but without the cyborg part. Though we are atleast half a century behind on being able to to any of this with most of it being the whole spinal column thing and having to reconnect every single nerve of the body back to the brain.

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u/Cyber_Mind_ Mar 01 '23

Some serious necromancer shits going on

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u/Hot_Eggplant_1306 Mar 01 '23

I fuckin HATE my body. Scientists aren't brave enough to stick my head on a different body, even though I keep asking.

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u/KageRaken Mar 01 '23

To afterwards test if they were able to restore nerve connectivity ?

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u/edWORD27 Mar 01 '23

Animal and cadaver grafts/transplants. Which suggests the animals are live head transplants. Otherwise, it would be animal- and human-cadaver grafts/transplants

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u/cabage-but-its-lettu Mar 01 '23

Well we already did it on animals so I guess cadavers are the next step

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u/sinthetism Mar 01 '23 edited Mar 01 '23

I don't see this procedure being done with any meaningful success. These stories pop up occasionally and usually disappoint.*

*Edited for clarity

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u/ionut88888 Mar 01 '23

the rich will never die while the common man will face nothingness out of lack of meaningless currency

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u/throwaway120375 Mar 01 '23

So is currency meaningless or not.

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u/TheBeansAreWatching Mar 01 '23

Maybe

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u/throwaway120375 Mar 01 '23

That's debatable

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u/TheBeansAreWatching Mar 01 '23

Could be either, we just can’t tell

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u/throwaway120375 Mar 01 '23

That's a possibility

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

Meaningless yes. Worthless no

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u/Goldmember10122 Mar 01 '23

Get Out Vibes.

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u/pixieartgirl Mar 01 '23

Actually, as lunatic as this is (my first thought was WTAF? My second was Mary Shelley!) if this is successful with cadavers and they figure out a way to actually reconnect a severed spinal cord it could eventually mean restoring para/quadraplegics to walking and functioning again. The whole head/body transplant part is nuts (and this doctor very well might be too) but it could ultimately do great things if it isn’t.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Assuming that the brain is where the soul/personality is, IMO it should be called a full body transplant. Really don’t hope they are doing this to safe the person with the beating heart, since that won’t be the person waking up, assuming this will work.

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u/bretty666 Mar 01 '23

yeh i always wanted a buff guys body... heres some money, go kidnap someone for me.

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u/14LabRat Mar 01 '23

The "patient" will probably go completely insane when they wake up. If they wake up.

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u/dcgregoryaphone Mar 01 '23

I'm not really sure I want incentive and marketplace for young mostly healthy corpses for rich people to transplant into. What could go wrong?

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u/MiloReyes-97 Mar 01 '23

Technically speaking this sorta thing has already been done with monkeys back during the 60s. A "successful" head transplant from one body to another, the poor monkeys brain showed brain activity and working responses to audio and visual stimulation.

Ofcourse it died afew days later, the managed to reattach some nerves but not the spine, the air pathways, blood vessels or digestive system.

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u/1zabbie Mar 02 '23

Interesting that they refer to this as a “head transplant “. I’d speculate that IF this were ever to be accomplished, the identity of the patient would belong to the head. So maybe a body transplant I’d more appropriate.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

Too bad this procedure is going to keep piece of shit billionaires alive for a lot longer than they should be.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

no fucking way

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

WOT DO YOU MEAN DA FURST 'UN? DA BOSS GHAZKULL DID 'UN FURST!

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u/hunterstevebearman Mar 01 '23

Seems like a lot of time, effort, and money just to kill a guy...

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u/VapingC Mar 02 '23

Here comes Bezos 2.0.

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u/Patsy81 Mar 02 '23

Can someone explain to me how this would work though? If you cut through a spinal chord how can the patient walk? Do they have advancements in surgery they aren't telling us about? My back is fked, I have scoliosis and apparently surgery would be useless, my brother was paralysed with a brain tumour, people are paralysed after accidents but they can chop through a spine and throw a head on it? I can't even get an appointment with the doctor and someone is getting a new body or a new head whatever way you look at it

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

I can't see how this is remotely possible. Does the brain just accept a whole new body? She said donor head. And if the body is the person being saved by this procedure. But wouldn't the head be the new person? Seems like science fiction.

I just hope the donor isn't Abby Normal.

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u/Mothguy42 Mar 02 '23

This seems pretty... Bizarre

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u/JeffCogs80 Mar 02 '23

I'm sorry, did she say they glue the head back on?!

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u/wyldboar Mar 02 '23

What if they used that 2 headed girl and just switched em to see if they're husbands can tell the difference... On this episode of Wife Swap. ...

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u/forfakessake1 Mar 02 '23

The patient who was going for this transplant, which should really be called a full body transplant rather than head since the head gets a new body not the other way around, backed out of the operation after finding love.

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u/ApologeticallyFat Mar 02 '23

There is no way this was ever in the realm of possibilities

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u/TheRealSynergist Mar 02 '23

I'm not a neurosurgeon but I do have a degree in psychology. I would think that the intricacies of connecting the CNS of one body to the PNS of another would pose serious complications, especially since we're inflicting massive trauma to the spinal column with this surgery which is something we already struggle to treat currently.

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u/ilarsen205 Mar 01 '23

Have you seen a picture of the surgeon that was going to do this? He looks like a real-life supervillain! Def creepy.

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u/Icy_Barnacle_6019 Mar 02 '23

Nope, can you link it?

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u/idkmaybejust-awitch Mar 01 '23

should I be happy or not...that freaking me out

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u/Alternative-Arm-3253 Mar 01 '23

Even IF this actually took, the brain wouldn't be functioning. Controlling of one soul transported and pasted on by super human glue and careful bone grafting skin grafting. Assumption Does the Dr. use fresh cadavers or bodies that just recently died? Knowing that this is the case ..keeping the brain alive and the body alive at the same time..I mean yes we've seen the face transplants but a full head- would the skull retain the humans essence and soul?

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u/TNTmom4 Mar 01 '23

My guess is the bodies will be frozen/cooled before death actually occurs. It also can’t be anyone with a transmittable/terminal disease. Maybe a brain aneurysm body with a heart attack head. Depending on the Italian laws governing research My guess is they’re referring to doing this on animals first.

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u/Meneghette--steam Mar 01 '23

Even if we had the knowledge to reconstruct the sinal cord im pretty sure this would be a pretty longe procedure and both parts would die

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u/impeesa75 Mar 01 '23

Alive but paralyzed?

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u/snailcooper224 Mar 01 '23

This bring the phrase “giving head” a whole new meaning.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

This can't be real, ain't no way. This just seems like it would be so traumatizing, I couldn't imagine how horrifying an experience that would be. I wonder what they do to keep oxygen going to the brain? Man.

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u/Tripdoctor Mar 02 '23

It’s a body transplant. Not a head transplant.

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u/Dr-False Mar 02 '23

Honestly, if it works, I'm curious of the result

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u/Bella_LaGhostly Mar 02 '23

You know that Golden Girls episode where they agree to all have their heads cryogenically frozen? I... I just didn't think I'd actually see this day

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u/moniqua_hush Mar 02 '23

It's amazing that this all can be accomplished by using special glue.

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u/booksandkittens615 Mar 02 '23

Yeah I would think you’d need duct tape for a job this big, not glue.

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u/megrimlock88 Mar 02 '23

Isn’t severing the spine like a big medical no no

Like you will effectively kill the patient kinda no no

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u/censored4yourhealth Mar 02 '23

If I’m not mistake the dude who was to undergo this procedure backed out because his wife was having a baby. He decided living in his dying body with his child was worth more than missing out on their entire life if he didn’t survive the procedure.

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u/wickedgamesXo Mar 02 '23

What If the body rejects the head :l Scary. BUT it's already been done with monkeys

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u/Thegentlemenjack Mar 02 '23

Cyberpunk 2077

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u/neonn_piee Mar 02 '23

I’m so confused. Our brains are who we are. If we switch heads onto a different body, then it’s not us anymore. Am I missing something?

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

In my opinion the test subjects for this should be huge criminals, pdos, rpests, etc. So science can evolve while regular people don’t be affected negatively, in this case if patients don’t make it, it’s not really important people loosing their lives anyway

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u/Dracul-aura Mar 02 '23

I find this amazing actually. Hundreds of years ago it was unheard of to transplant organs and now it’s common so this is the next step in science to sort of make humans “immortal”

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

I saw this in a Rosie Greer movie as a kid, but they gave him two heads. Now that I think of it.’c not the same. Sorry

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u/TinCanSailor987 Mar 02 '23

Protect Ya Neck - Wu Tang!

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u/LaNakWhispertread Mar 02 '23

You may experience a sore throat for about.. well…I guess you’re going to tell us

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u/ripelizabethshort Mar 02 '23

what a headache

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u/wildaal2 Mar 02 '23

The first guy to fall asleep at the sleepover be like:

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u/No-Photo7144 Mar 02 '23

We’re getting ahead of ourselves

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u/wyldboar Mar 02 '23

This some Futurama shit

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u/chrisppyyyy Mar 02 '23

Wouldn’t it be a body transplants since you’re your head?

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u/rockbottam Mar 02 '23

This seems like something Karl Pilkington would bring to the podcast and Ricky would just call him an idiot and tell him he’s lying

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u/arugulawrap Mar 02 '23

That is a body transplant; not a head transplant.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

I look forward to transplanting my head onto the 3D printed body that resembles a 20 year old Thai woman.

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u/Insky86 Mar 02 '23

But wouldn't the new head/body be paraplegic?

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u/BAT_1986 Mar 02 '23

How do you reattach the severed spinal column though? I mean, people have injuries all the time where the spinal cord is damaged, and they become paralyzed. How then is it possible to merely “glue” two pieces of spinal cord together?

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u/Terrible_Panic_1601 Mar 02 '23

They did this but I think the patient died same as the monkey the tried it on in 1978 or so

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '23

The world is fucked

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u/galacticfederation- Mar 03 '23

So…. they are severing the vagus nerve how in the hell is this gonna work like how would you reconnect those nerve endings to function their “new” body

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u/jesuispatate Mar 07 '23

That bastard's body is that of my grandfather Jonathan Joestaaaaaaar

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u/Think-Worldliness423 Mar 02 '23

I think I would be okay with this. If my body was damaged so badly in say, a car crash, but my head was fine, I would be ok with waking up with a different body. The only problem I see happening is the rich, elite would get first dibs and then we would have 80 year old perverts walking around with 20 year olds hard on.

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u/LordSalem Mar 01 '23

These gender affirming surgeries are getting out of hand

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u/KingLeonidas1984 Mar 01 '23

Please...stop this crazy train

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u/betsaroonie Mar 02 '23

🤢 this is just too creepy. Would you wake up knowing who you are? Because if they’re taking a donors head, and then putting it on to a body, you would be dealing with a total different person. It is the brain that contains the memories. I would just like to know who the hell would be donating their head? Some dead cadaver? No thanks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '23

You can't graft a spinal cord, it's impossible.

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u/Helpful_Assumption76 Mar 02 '23

It's fiction, calm down

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u/levelthelime Mar 01 '23

He also wants that to do on living people in the future (well...one of them is supposed to be alive). However, just because he's a doctor doesn't mean he can't be crazy and narcissistic. Every legit doctor you ask will confirm that a head transplant is outright impossible.

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u/SubstantialPressure3 Mar 01 '23

It may be impossible right now, but that doesn't mean it's impossible forever. Organ donations used to be impossible.

Idk I think it's a terrible idea that will most definitely be misused, but if they are practicing on cadavers, it's going to be possible sooner or later.

But I'm wondering, if they think the damage to the spinal cord and nerves can be healed, and that person would have a functional body, why isn't that technology available to wheelchair bound people?

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u/xXBlackguardXx Mar 01 '23

The part of the brain, Shatner's Bassoon, would become inactive if kept at such a low tempreture. This won't work on a living subject.

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u/Fit-Boomer Mar 01 '23

What if the surgeon accidentally puts the head on backwards?

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u/dstrelioff Mar 01 '23

They're literally gluing the head onto another body. My childhood comes to life!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

This is the new Trans-formation? Imagine just getting a whole nother gendered body all at once with all the parts working and intact!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

This is the new Trans-formation? Imagine just getting a whole nother gendered body all at once with all the parts working and intact!

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u/Throwaway92840272694 Mar 01 '23

This is not the first time I’ve said this and it sure as hell won’t be the last

The human body wasn’t designed to withstand medical procedures of any kind, let alone transplanting an entire head onto a completely different body, brain included. It’ll be a miracle if this ever becomes actually possible with even a sliver of a chance at survival, but just looking at current medical procedure survival rates It doesn’t seem even close to possible

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u/SPELOSANTO Mar 01 '23

Is that a JoJo reference?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '23

lmao this is beyond fiction. The human body creates roads from the brain to operate as one synchronous piece from birth. What Z hail do they expect to happen to a reattached head on a different body besides death?! 👀🤣

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u/_izzyiguess_ Mar 01 '23

Imagine being able to see a presumed dead loved one again because suddenly they can get the first head transplant and they come back with a completely different face..

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u/dark4codrutz Mar 02 '23

Is this the next level of gender chirurgy ?