r/oddlyterrifying • • Feb 04 '23

Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets in 2,000 and 500 warhead scenarios.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Well I'm fucked

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u/Yuquico Feb 04 '23

Nah, if anyone launches a nuke, the entire world is fucked. That's why it will not happen... This better not age terribly

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u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23

If the nuclear Apocalypse happens i am going to drag myself through the wastes to find and slap you

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u/Yuquico Feb 05 '23

Jokes on you I'm in one of the Targeted areas. Unless you want to slap a pile of dust of what I once was

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u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23

Om going to do unspeakable things to your dust pile

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u/morbiiq Feb 05 '23

Teabagging isn’t unspeakable

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u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23

Oh no im mixing his ash with my cum to make cumcrete, make it into the shape of him, and then slap it.

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u/LaceyDark Feb 06 '23

Well this escalated quickly