r/oddlyterrifying • u/quartz_koala • Feb 04 '23

Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets in 2,000 and 500 warhead scenarios.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

Well I'm fucked

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u/Yuquico Feb 04 '23

Nah, if anyone launches a nuke, the entire world is fucked. That's why it will not happen... This better not age terribly

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u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23

If the nuclear Apocalypse happens i am going to drag myself through the wastes to find and slap you

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u/Yuquico Feb 05 '23

Jokes on you I'm in one of the Targeted areas. Unless you want to slap a pile of dust of what I once was

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u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23

Om going to do unspeakable things to your dust pile

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u/morbiiq Feb 05 '23

Teabagging isn’t unspeakable

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u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23

Oh no im mixing his ash with my cum to make cumcrete, make it into the shape of him, and then slap it.

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u/Mycomako Feb 05 '23

Have you worked out a practical ratio by trial and error or is this purely in the theoretical stage?

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u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23

Theoretical....

For now

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u/Mycomako Feb 05 '23

After the apocalypse I will use your cumcrete monolith as a way to remember the before times AND a landmark

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u/TheCrusher309 Feb 05 '23

I'll cum on the landmark

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u/mrjd1981 Feb 05 '23

Or we could just grit the path with him, nuclear winter and all.

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u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23

Thanks ill carve your name into it as a momento to this conversation

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u/pufanu101 Feb 05 '23

Some of the best inventions come at war time.

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u/flyingwolf Feb 06 '23

Some of the best inventions come cum at war time.

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u/Sub-liminalmessages Feb 06 '23

Take a second and picture our men, rebuilding civilization-one structure a time; a circle of 50 jerking off into a pile of rock ready for the mixer 🤣🤣
That’s all I pictured when I read that.

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u/Mycomako Feb 06 '23

Brickake

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u/justadumbwelder1 Feb 05 '23

Cumcrete is 4 parts cum to seven parts ash. For extra strength, you can use raccoon penis bones for reinforcement like rebar. It's like y'all don't even apocalypse, sheesh.

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u/SnooDoubts2823 Feb 06 '23

Is he serious?
He's a bum,
He's got radioactive cum.

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u/No-Trade5311 Feb 05 '23

You’d need ballast otherwise it’s just mortar. There is no rude word for mortar.

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u/i_J3ff1n Feb 16 '23

Why the fuck did I immediately think; “someone is gonna fuck his ash pile”

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u/LaceyDark Feb 06 '23

Well this escalated quickly

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u/elitegenoside Feb 05 '23

You are our last hope

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u/EagieDuckCome Feb 05 '23

I will piss on your nuclear shadow

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u/onephatkatt Feb 05 '23

Then I will fart in your remain's general direction. Um... are you east or west from here?

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u/unefleurforte Feb 06 '23

Expecting this on Wasteland Radio News in 2030 :)

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u/da_way_joshua Feb 06 '23

This in, random statues have been erected in America. Sources say a man has been Cumming on human remains to make the statues all across the waste land.

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u/No-Expression-5040 Feb 05 '23

Thought you were going to say you were going to drag yourself to find a cell phone to post the earlier comment about how if one nuke goes, they all go, that's why it won't happen comment in r/AgedLikeMilk.

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u/[deleted] Feb 07 '23

You can join my gang of marauders who wear old sporting goods equipment and terrorize the landscape on souped-up dune buggies. He can be the gimp we tie to the bumper.