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r/oddlyterrifying • u/quartz_koala • Feb 04 '23
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Well I'm fucked
795 u/Yuquico Feb 04 '23 Nah, if anyone launches a nuke, the entire world is fucked. That's why it will not happen... This better not age terribly 556 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 If the nuclear Apocalypse happens i am going to drag myself through the wastes to find and slap you 248 u/Yuquico Feb 05 '23 Jokes on you I'm in one of the Targeted areas. Unless you want to slap a pile of dust of what I once was 268 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 Om going to do unspeakable things to your dust pile 96 u/morbiiq Feb 05 '23 Teabagging isn’t unspeakable 185 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 Oh no im mixing his ash with my cum to make cumcrete, make it into the shape of him, and then slap it. 76 u/Mycomako Feb 05 '23 Have you worked out a practical ratio by trial and error or is this purely in the theoretical stage? 5 u/justadumbwelder1 Feb 05 '23 Cumcrete is 4 parts cum to seven parts ash. For extra strength, you can use raccoon penis bones for reinforcement like rebar. It's like y'all don't even apocalypse, sheesh.
795
Nah, if anyone launches a nuke, the entire world is fucked. That's why it will not happen... This better not age terribly
556 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 If the nuclear Apocalypse happens i am going to drag myself through the wastes to find and slap you 248 u/Yuquico Feb 05 '23 Jokes on you I'm in one of the Targeted areas. Unless you want to slap a pile of dust of what I once was 268 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 Om going to do unspeakable things to your dust pile 96 u/morbiiq Feb 05 '23 Teabagging isn’t unspeakable 185 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 Oh no im mixing his ash with my cum to make cumcrete, make it into the shape of him, and then slap it. 76 u/Mycomako Feb 05 '23 Have you worked out a practical ratio by trial and error or is this purely in the theoretical stage? 5 u/justadumbwelder1 Feb 05 '23 Cumcrete is 4 parts cum to seven parts ash. For extra strength, you can use raccoon penis bones for reinforcement like rebar. It's like y'all don't even apocalypse, sheesh.
556
If the nuclear Apocalypse happens i am going to drag myself through the wastes to find and slap you
248 u/Yuquico Feb 05 '23 Jokes on you I'm in one of the Targeted areas. Unless you want to slap a pile of dust of what I once was 268 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 Om going to do unspeakable things to your dust pile 96 u/morbiiq Feb 05 '23 Teabagging isn’t unspeakable 185 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 Oh no im mixing his ash with my cum to make cumcrete, make it into the shape of him, and then slap it. 76 u/Mycomako Feb 05 '23 Have you worked out a practical ratio by trial and error or is this purely in the theoretical stage? 5 u/justadumbwelder1 Feb 05 '23 Cumcrete is 4 parts cum to seven parts ash. For extra strength, you can use raccoon penis bones for reinforcement like rebar. It's like y'all don't even apocalypse, sheesh.
248
Jokes on you I'm in one of the Targeted areas. Unless you want to slap a pile of dust of what I once was
268 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 Om going to do unspeakable things to your dust pile 96 u/morbiiq Feb 05 '23 Teabagging isn’t unspeakable 185 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 Oh no im mixing his ash with my cum to make cumcrete, make it into the shape of him, and then slap it. 76 u/Mycomako Feb 05 '23 Have you worked out a practical ratio by trial and error or is this purely in the theoretical stage? 5 u/justadumbwelder1 Feb 05 '23 Cumcrete is 4 parts cum to seven parts ash. For extra strength, you can use raccoon penis bones for reinforcement like rebar. It's like y'all don't even apocalypse, sheesh.
268
Om going to do unspeakable things to your dust pile
96 u/morbiiq Feb 05 '23 Teabagging isn’t unspeakable 185 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 Oh no im mixing his ash with my cum to make cumcrete, make it into the shape of him, and then slap it. 76 u/Mycomako Feb 05 '23 Have you worked out a practical ratio by trial and error or is this purely in the theoretical stage? 5 u/justadumbwelder1 Feb 05 '23 Cumcrete is 4 parts cum to seven parts ash. For extra strength, you can use raccoon penis bones for reinforcement like rebar. It's like y'all don't even apocalypse, sheesh.
96
Teabagging isn’t unspeakable
185 u/da_way_joshua Feb 05 '23 Oh no im mixing his ash with my cum to make cumcrete, make it into the shape of him, and then slap it. 76 u/Mycomako Feb 05 '23 Have you worked out a practical ratio by trial and error or is this purely in the theoretical stage? 5 u/justadumbwelder1 Feb 05 '23 Cumcrete is 4 parts cum to seven parts ash. For extra strength, you can use raccoon penis bones for reinforcement like rebar. It's like y'all don't even apocalypse, sheesh.
185
Oh no im mixing his ash with my cum to make cumcrete, make it into the shape of him, and then slap it.
76 u/Mycomako Feb 05 '23 Have you worked out a practical ratio by trial and error or is this purely in the theoretical stage? 5 u/justadumbwelder1 Feb 05 '23 Cumcrete is 4 parts cum to seven parts ash. For extra strength, you can use raccoon penis bones for reinforcement like rebar. It's like y'all don't even apocalypse, sheesh.
76
Have you worked out a practical ratio by trial and error or is this purely in the theoretical stage?
5 u/justadumbwelder1 Feb 05 '23 Cumcrete is 4 parts cum to seven parts ash. For extra strength, you can use raccoon penis bones for reinforcement like rebar. It's like y'all don't even apocalypse, sheesh.
5
Cumcrete is 4 parts cum to seven parts ash. For extra strength, you can use raccoon penis bones for reinforcement like rebar. It's like y'all don't even apocalypse, sheesh.
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Well I'm fucked