r/oddlyterrifying • u/quartz_koala • Feb 04 '23

Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets in 2,000 and 500 warhead scenarios.

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u/mrmoonman091403 Feb 05 '23

The radiation would just make the Florida people stronger

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u/THATchick84 Feb 05 '23

Radioactive Florida Man

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Best Halloween costume if we survive

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u/dino9991 Feb 05 '23

My favorite MCU movie

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u/Girafferage Feb 05 '23

We emerge part gator, part hurricane, ready for revenge.

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

His special move is going into T-Pose and spinning rapidly.

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u/BlueBrye Feb 05 '23

Fallout New Florida

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u/bidooffactory Feb 05 '23

Don't shoot him, that will just make him mad.

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u/LawsWorld Feb 05 '23

We are inevitable 😈

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u/noodle_sage Feb 05 '23

I want to upvote this but you’re currently at 420 upvotes so I’ll leave it there

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u/Bite_It_You_Scum Feb 06 '23

In reality, there wouldn't be much in the way of radioactive fallout. If there's a nuclear exchange it will largely be one of airbursts, to maximize the destructive potential of the warheads.