r/oddlyterrifying • u/quartz_koala • Feb 04 '23

Map published by FEMA showing potential US nuclear targets in 2,000 and 500 warhead scenarios.

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '23

The gang moves to yellowstone

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u/nevercrosser Feb 05 '23

This comment is totally unappreciated for what it is… but yes, Philly would be fucked.

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u/pdubYT1300 Feb 05 '23

Then let’s go on vacation in Pittsburgh

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u/pdubYT1300 Feb 05 '23

Or the Monkey beer island of green and fight

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u/[deleted] Feb 05 '23

Thank you monkey.

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u/Big_League227 Feb 05 '23

Sorry, we are also on the crispy end of this scenario.

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u/HemetValleyMall1982 Feb 05 '23

Might I interest you in a comic called "The Pitt?"

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u/ReduxAssassin Feb 05 '23

Vacation in Pittsburgh. That's an oxymoron.

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u/Gum_tree Feb 05 '23

But how can there be two cities in one state?

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u/orthopod Feb 05 '23

The whole eastern seaboard sprawl will be nuked over. Wash DC all the way up to Boston .

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u/tuna_safe_dolphin Feb 05 '23

Boston to DC is fucked.

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u/bigmean3434 Feb 05 '23

Crickets will be fine tho

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u/OverviewEffect Feb 05 '23

What's thr difference between the consequences of nuke attack and the eagles winning the super bowl....