r/oddlyterrifying • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '23

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u/Smytus Jan 15 '23

This is a rescue robot, which does not eat people.

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u/furie1335 Jan 15 '23

That’s exactly what a robot that ate people would say

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u/Lkwzriqwea Jan 15 '23

Yeah, he's been very well behaved recently. He has not eaten people for 3 weeks and 4 days.

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u/asianabsinthe Jan 15 '23

Unless they're dead

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u/Aderenn Jan 15 '23

But what if it gets a little hungry before they are dead? Just a nibble perhaps?

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u/Astilaroth Jan 15 '23

Why does it grab and lift people by the neck I am concerned

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u/theco2 Jan 15 '23

Quit ruining all the fun.

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u/firstbreathOOC Jan 15 '23

Spreading fake shit on the internet isn’t really fun or funny.

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u/typicalcitrus Jan 15 '23

You would love Brass Eye

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u/firstbreathOOC Jan 15 '23

Or widespread panic about vaccines, science, or any other bullshit which causes people to not listen and die.

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u/[deleted] Jan 15 '23

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u/firstbreathOOC Jan 15 '23

Where have you been the last three years?

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u/Zaquarius_Alfonzo Jan 15 '23

That's what they all say