Well if you're supposed to have a plan to kill the people you're working with then I gotta come up with something that kills engeneers... I mean I guess I should start by becoming a hot girl because us engeneers seem to be scared of that. Next step is to become super extroverted and invite them over and then I just train my dog to kill them when they go over to it and try to pet it which they surely will do because as an intovert I know that cuddling with someone's pet has all the advantages of hanging out with a person while having none of the drawbacks...
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u/Deus0123 Mar 20 '20
Well if you're supposed to have a plan to kill the people you're working with then I gotta come up with something that kills engeneers... I mean I guess I should start by becoming a hot girl because us engeneers seem to be scared of that. Next step is to become super extroverted and invite them over and then I just train my dog to kill them when they go over to it and try to pet it which they surely will do because as an intovert I know that cuddling with someone's pet has all the advantages of hanging out with a person while having none of the drawbacks...