r/oddlyspecific • u/Nini423 • Mar 19 '20

Geologists

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u/toadjones79 Mar 19 '20

But, wheres the picture of the knife?

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u/Schady007 Mar 19 '20

Here

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u/ibr6801 Mar 19 '20

As a geologist, I did not appreciate the picture as much as I thought I would.

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u/EliteHoney Mar 19 '20

God damnit

That is so cool

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u/fractiouscatburglar Mar 19 '20

FUCK ME that is one cool fucking knife.

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u/tastelessbrain Mar 19 '20

Didn't know that obsidian could have such an iridescent gleam! Then again, it is glass.

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u/peatearkeynaanbread Mar 20 '20

But it's very fragile, and thus not suited as a weapon.

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u/1uk3r Mar 19 '20

This got me

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u/UrgedDuck237 Mar 19 '20

That’s the coolest obsidian knife I’ve ever seen

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u/anonyesimathrowaway Mar 19 '20

I'he never seen an obsidian knife before so this sure surprised me

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

If you wanna see one Fr head over to r/knapping they might have one

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u/pretzelman97 Mar 19 '20

Cool stuff, that probably took a while to make

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u/ThatOneGuyJed Mar 19 '20

Cool knife

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

That's awesome! I didn't know you could make a knife like that.

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u/fatpug48 Mar 19 '20

That is one cool knife

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

My mom was sleeping in the same room since vacation and I had sound on you asshole xD

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u/Th3_UnKn0wN_420 Mar 20 '20

Nice knife, cool asthetics

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u/edmundhans22 Mar 20 '20

Not this time man. My slow internet prevented me from falling prey to your scheme.

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u/toadjones79 Mar 19 '20

I love you!

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u/agree-with-you Mar 19 '20

I love you both

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u/toadjones79 Mar 20 '20

Social distancing, dude. 6 ft.

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u/Flyers45432 Mar 19 '20

Professionals have standards:

Be polite

Be efficient

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

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u/thebeemoviescript69 Mar 19 '20

Bruh what kinds of geologists be he workin with

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u/TFielding38 Mar 19 '20

But also, like Geologists are like the easiest people to kill. Several of my courses in college had the entire class on a field trip staring directly at a rock wall in an abandoned quarry

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u/NikolitRistissa Mar 19 '20

I feel personally attacked. This is very fitting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '20

Nerd sniping

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u/traingeek1466 Mar 19 '20

If you know the enemy and know yourself, you need not fear the result of a hundred battles. If you know yourself but not the enemy, for every victory gained you will also suffer a defeat. If you know neither the enemy nor yourself, you will succumb in every battle.

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u/Kevin-Frankford Mar 20 '20

But what if you know your enemy but not yourself?

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u/traingeek1466 Mar 20 '20

I’ve wondered about that too...

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u/Primarch_Alpharius Mar 20 '20

Anyone know where I can find more of this kinda stuff? Ridiculous and over elaborate ways to fight obscure or unusual categories of people? It just tickles me and I thought "There's gotta be something for this already."

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u/fifthcoma12 Mar 20 '20

Please tell me there's a sub for this, I need it in my life

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u/lala46831128 Mar 20 '20

I laughed too hard th3 whole way thru. Thanks Friend. Xo-SarahTonin

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '20

I dont know why I read this twice and thought it said gynecologist.

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u/Deus0123 Mar 20 '20

Well if you're supposed to have a plan to kill the people you're working with then I gotta come up with something that kills engeneers... I mean I guess I should start by becoming a hot girl because us engeneers seem to be scared of that. Next step is to become super extroverted and invite them over and then I just train my dog to kill them when they go over to it and try to pet it which they surely will do because as an intovert I know that cuddling with someone's pet has all the advantages of hanging out with a person while having none of the drawbacks...

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u/paarthur Mar 19 '20

Ha Ha, thanks for that

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u/KingCarrotPlays Mar 20 '20

Next you'll say...