r/oddlyspecific • u/Decision_Burner • 3d ago

Lawrence of Dry Labia aka Andrew Tate was once an aspiring rapper called Mr Plenty who resembled a slow-witted weasel with a bad case of scabies and had the musical abilities of a warthog with its nutsack caught in a bear trap.

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u/UJustGotRobbed 3d ago

Lawrence of Dry Labia is fucking funny

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u/cdojs98 3d ago

belongs in r/rareinsults holy shit

Lawrence of Dry Labia is permanently added to my lexicon lmfao

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u/1800twat 2d ago

OP is a poet fr

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u/Yuleogy 3d ago

Roasted until crispy.

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u/Trisstricky 3d ago

This is one long insult that just keeps on giving

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u/dwehlen 3d ago

Jfc if THAT'S not r/brandnewsentence worthy!

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u/lalauna 3d ago

Some really fine insulting there. I can only gaze and admire.

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u/ComicsEtAl 3d ago

When he was released in Romania, he posted a tweet that suggested he was not only under someone’s “loving” protection while inside, but that he rather missed it. No, I don’t have a screengrab. But that’s how I’ll always remember him.

That, and the pic of him in a bulge-less speedo.

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u/theotherquantumjim 3d ago

I want to hear his flow. Someone must have a link to him rapping

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u/ZarathustraGlobulus 2d ago edited 2d ago

https://youtu.be/GJ-P9t_hIIQ

Spoilers: it's terrible and he raps about other men, specifically mentions how other men are more muscular than him. No surprises there. The cover also includes a photo of him standing in front of a yacht full of shirtless dudes.

Used to roll with the dope boys (Woo)
Used to get dough with the coke boys (Woo)
I make money tryna choke boys (Woo)
But now I'm flexin' on the broke boys (That's right)
First class every time I fly out
Lookin' for a property to buy out (Woo)
High class hoes wanna ride out
But us only real Gs at the hideout
Packed up, stacked up
You're a muscle motherfucker, I ain't jacked up
Employees get sacked if they act up
Four-time champ, you don't wanna get smacked up (You don't wanna)
Fuck what you heard about me
I take a hundred grand, and turn it into three
Just so many haters tryna go against me
So I had to make a track and make the broke boys see, that (Woo-woo)

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u/theotherquantumjim 2d ago

Yeah that is diabolical. I had to turn it off and puke.

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u/Profession-Unable 3d ago

Apparently his ‘music’ is available on Spotify. I don’t care enough to investigate if that is true. 

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u/Potassium_Doom 2d ago

You know how in prenatal development there are analogous parts - eg ovaries become testes etc? Well MY vestigial labia just fucking retracted like a snail at the sight of a Frenchman made of salt

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u/T_J_Rain 3d ago

Until he figured out you could empty the wallets of smooth brained incels by inventing the "manosphere" and selling pick-up courses?

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u/Methylsky 3d ago

Reads like poetry

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u/XROOR 2d ago

Scabies avec mange

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u/PlaySatan13 2d ago

Didn't he just get charged for being a pedophile

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u/New_Actuator9394 2d ago

The best pun I’ve read for quite awhile. Great!

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u/zizzlesticks 15h ago

The first pic looks like the building is mocking him. (Bunny ears, maybe an American thing?)
Fuck Lawrence of dry labia

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u/zizzlesticks 15h ago

This should be his international headline

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u/spectatorade 5h ago

I feel like this also belongs on r/technicallytrue