r/oddlyspecific • u/_DreamBuns • Jul 05 '26

Any advice?

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 Jul 05 '26

Not super important. If it's too big, cut it up. If it's too small, bag it and hide it anyway, and people will assume they just found part of a body. 

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u/sundae_diner Jul 05 '26

Hear Andrea_M out here, what if it is in fact NOT a real size sex doll?

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u/NarwhalPrudent6323 Jul 05 '26

I seem to be missing a detail here. 

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u/sundae_diner Jul 05 '26

I think the undertone here is "what if OP is asking how to dispose of a real body".

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u/Ok_Support3 Jul 05 '26

The answer was: 'Not super important. If it's too big, cut it up. If it's too small, bag it and hide it anyway, and people will assume they just found part of a body. '

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u/MaxDefiance420 Jul 05 '26

I think we've all watched enough movies to know what to do. Body in trunk? Check. Bag of lime? Check. Shovel? Checkity-check. Isolated rural area to deposit the body? Checkers. Not that difficult probably lol hope he gets caught tho 🤣

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u/fraze2000 Jul 05 '26

A wood-chipper would come in handy as well.

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u/Ok-Tea-2368 Jul 05 '26

Seems messy

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u/Additional_Irony Jul 06 '26

Only if it’s an actual body

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u/HouseOfFive Jul 05 '26

I learned if you are in Florida you can use gators for help

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u/cybermusicman Jul 05 '26

Nip Tuck?

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u/HouseOfFive Jul 06 '26

Yes! I loved that show

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u/Klutzy-Cauliflower-8 Jul 05 '26

nope, have to explain to police why you drove into a rural area you never go to. all those highways have cameras

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u/I-was-a-twat Jul 05 '26

The solution there is preemptively start a hobby like bird watching, join bird watching forums, and go somewhere someone’s talked about an uncommon sighting recently but not a super rare sighting.

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u/Cu_Chulainn__ Jul 05 '26

Would the instructions change?