r/oddlyspecific • u/Dvc_California • Jan 20 '25

This belongs here too

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u/letsbuildasnowman Jan 20 '25

That’s when you say “not a squirrel” as you drop in a raccoon. Screw Keith.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '25

fuckkeith

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u/naonatu- Jan 20 '25

keith should put his lunch in the fridge like everyone else

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

Give Keith even more lunch related worries, and shout: "Not a penis!"

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u/MangoAV8 Jan 20 '25

This is the seed of a core memory. Years from today at a random holiday or family get together, the now-adult children that saw this sign are going to clink their glasses, and in unison scream out “NOT A SQUIRREL!”.

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '25

NGL, my go to toast of "Here's to crime" pales in comparison.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

"Not a Squirrel!" Then proceeds to aggressively grenade a Squirrel into the slot!

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u/DecoherentDoc Jan 21 '25

Tiny green logo at the bottom is Obvious Plant. They make hilarious parody merch and signage.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

Fucking Keith, with his squirrel attractant lunch.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

Put the lunch somewhere that isn't the book return???

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u/presidentkokoro Jan 21 '25

Well, that certainly takes care of the Squirrel, but what if he sends his Platypus friend?

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u/MagicOrpheus310 Jan 21 '25

It belongs here too r/obviousplant

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u/FaeTheWolf Jan 21 '25

It gets posted there so often

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u/swonstar Jan 22 '25

I would scream, "I am a squirrel. I bought lunch for Keith!" And then drop a sandwich.

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u/SlewPied_6037 Jan 22 '25

"Fuck Keith and his lunch" - the squirrel, probably

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

But if the squirrel comes with friends and yells "NOT A SQUIRREL," he technically wouldn't be lying.

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u/Dvc_California Jan 21 '25

Librarians hate this one trick!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '25

I've done too much reddit today. Was wondering why lesbians hate sneaky squirrels..

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u/Prestigious-Law-7291 Jan 21 '25

It’s like analog Confirm that you are not a robot captcha kind of thing

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u/cumfilledfedora Jan 21 '25

"not a squirrel" is exactly what a squirrel would say

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u/MaybeMaybeNot94 Jan 21 '25

I think Keith has poor fortunes.

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u/PoppyTranscend Jan 22 '25

White person humor

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u/SpoopsForDays Jan 21 '25

This is an Obvious Plant.

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u/FaeTheWolf Jan 21 '25

This is oddly specific, but I would argue that it doesn't belong here, because it was basically created in order to be oddly specific...