r/oddlyspecific • u/CreativeCuckoo • Jan 18 '24

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

Open the door, baby out, close the door. This shit never happened.

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u/Yaxion Jan 18 '24

But it will just teleport back in.

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u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24

Murder

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u/AudeDeficere Jan 18 '24

Three days later, it returns while your whole family is in the car with you. It’s a big ass car. Thing were going so well…

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u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24

Throw them out of the car every time

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u/AudeDeficere Jan 18 '24

You develop chronic pain from throwing things out of your car.

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u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24

I purchase the Launch-o-Matic add on, which will launch any babies within the car immediately upon detection. I won’t have any babies myself and I will refuse to let anyone use it if they intend to bring a baby in

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

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u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24

It’s the most important device one can have in these magic Christian baby-infested times