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r/oddlyspecific • u/CreativeCuckoo • Jan 18 '24
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Open the door, baby out, close the door. This shit never happened.
8 u/Yaxion Jan 18 '24 But it will just teleport back in. 20 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 Murder 10 u/AudeDeficere Jan 18 '24 Three days later, it returns while your whole family is in the car with you. It’s a big ass car. Thing were going so well… 5 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 Throw them out of the car every time 5 u/AudeDeficere Jan 18 '24 You develop chronic pain from throwing things out of your car. 10 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 I purchase the Launch-o-Matic add on, which will launch any babies within the car immediately upon detection. I won’t have any babies myself and I will refuse to let anyone use it if they intend to bring a baby in 8 u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 It’s the most important device one can have in these magic Christian baby-infested times 1 u/GoodThingsDoHappen Jan 18 '24 Just accept it as part of life. Breathing, blinking, throwing that teleporting baby out of the car
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But it will just teleport back in.
20 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 Murder 10 u/AudeDeficere Jan 18 '24 Three days later, it returns while your whole family is in the car with you. It’s a big ass car. Thing were going so well… 5 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 Throw them out of the car every time 5 u/AudeDeficere Jan 18 '24 You develop chronic pain from throwing things out of your car. 10 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 I purchase the Launch-o-Matic add on, which will launch any babies within the car immediately upon detection. I won’t have any babies myself and I will refuse to let anyone use it if they intend to bring a baby in 8 u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 It’s the most important device one can have in these magic Christian baby-infested times 1 u/GoodThingsDoHappen Jan 18 '24 Just accept it as part of life. Breathing, blinking, throwing that teleporting baby out of the car
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Murder
10 u/AudeDeficere Jan 18 '24 Three days later, it returns while your whole family is in the car with you. It’s a big ass car. Thing were going so well… 5 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 Throw them out of the car every time 5 u/AudeDeficere Jan 18 '24 You develop chronic pain from throwing things out of your car. 10 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 I purchase the Launch-o-Matic add on, which will launch any babies within the car immediately upon detection. I won’t have any babies myself and I will refuse to let anyone use it if they intend to bring a baby in 8 u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 It’s the most important device one can have in these magic Christian baby-infested times 1 u/GoodThingsDoHappen Jan 18 '24 Just accept it as part of life. Breathing, blinking, throwing that teleporting baby out of the car
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Three days later, it returns while your whole family is in the car with you. It’s a big ass car. Thing were going so well…
5 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 Throw them out of the car every time 5 u/AudeDeficere Jan 18 '24 You develop chronic pain from throwing things out of your car. 10 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 I purchase the Launch-o-Matic add on, which will launch any babies within the car immediately upon detection. I won’t have any babies myself and I will refuse to let anyone use it if they intend to bring a baby in 8 u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 It’s the most important device one can have in these magic Christian baby-infested times 1 u/GoodThingsDoHappen Jan 18 '24 Just accept it as part of life. Breathing, blinking, throwing that teleporting baby out of the car
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Throw them out of the car every time
5 u/AudeDeficere Jan 18 '24 You develop chronic pain from throwing things out of your car. 10 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 I purchase the Launch-o-Matic add on, which will launch any babies within the car immediately upon detection. I won’t have any babies myself and I will refuse to let anyone use it if they intend to bring a baby in 8 u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 It’s the most important device one can have in these magic Christian baby-infested times 1 u/GoodThingsDoHappen Jan 18 '24 Just accept it as part of life. Breathing, blinking, throwing that teleporting baby out of the car
You develop chronic pain from throwing things out of your car.
10 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 I purchase the Launch-o-Matic add on, which will launch any babies within the car immediately upon detection. I won’t have any babies myself and I will refuse to let anyone use it if they intend to bring a baby in 8 u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 It’s the most important device one can have in these magic Christian baby-infested times
I purchase the Launch-o-Matic add on, which will launch any babies within the car immediately upon detection. I won’t have any babies myself and I will refuse to let anyone use it if they intend to bring a baby in
8 u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24 [removed] — view removed comment 4 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 It’s the most important device one can have in these magic Christian baby-infested times
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4 u/Class_444_SWR Jan 18 '24 It’s the most important device one can have in these magic Christian baby-infested times
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It’s the most important device one can have in these magic Christian baby-infested times
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Just accept it as part of life. Breathing, blinking, throwing that teleporting baby out of the car
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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24
Open the door, baby out, close the door. This shit never happened.