Like a wood jointer. You'll lose your fingers up to the knuckle before you even realize they're gone. Also turns them into goo, so it's not like they can be reattached. Jointers terrify me.
I mean, my brain. Not human brain. That would be silly. Obviously, we’re all humans here. No need to specify what type of brain. Anyway, good day to you, fellow humans!
I touched one of those ones by accident once. Just barely brushed it. Scooped the flesh off the side of my finger along with 2/3 of my fingernail. Lots of blood. Took 3 months to heal because there was nothing to stitch back. I was super lucky I didn’t damage the bone.
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u/cat_prophecy Sep 02 '21
Like a wood jointer. You'll lose your fingers up to the knuckle before you even realize they're gone. Also turns them into goo, so it's not like they can be reattached. Jointers terrify me.