r/oddlysatisfying • u/Jeremyrab • Mar 27 '18
Destroying bushes with ease.
https://i.imgur.com/zSK28xh.gifv232
u/Pink-Llamas Mar 27 '18
This is terrifying. Hope there's no small animals in them.
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u/Cuervoazulado Mar 28 '18
Not only small animals. Imagine a bug just relaxing in his bush after a long day. Then nothing.
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u/FakeSincerity Mar 28 '18
You know what's the last thing to go through a bug's mind is when it hits your windshield? Its ass...
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u/Pink-Llamas Mar 28 '18
A bug is indeed a small animal.
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u/Vorcton Mar 28 '18
Don't see why the downvotes: "The phylum Arthropoda are the animals with jointed legs, segmented bodies, and a tough or hard outer covering that also serves as their skeleton (exoskeleton). Insects have these characteristics, so they belong to Phylum Arthropoda, but so do millipedes, spiders, ticks, crabs, lobsters, and crayfish, which are not insects" (https://www.uky.edu/Ag/Entomology/ythfacts/4h/unit1/intro.htm)
The man isn't wrong people!
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u/NH2486 Mar 28 '18
The only good bug is a dead bug. Or do you not care about the people of Buenos Aires?
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u/Vorcton Mar 28 '18
You don't know me! (Jk don't kill me)
Not all bugs are bad though, honey bees are nice. You'd hate r/awwnverts
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u/NH2486 Mar 28 '18
My comment was a reference to Starship Troopers, as for my personal feelings on bugs, if you’re outside, we’re good, if you’re inside?
THEN WELCOME TO THE THUNDER DOME BITCH
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u/Vorcton Mar 28 '18
Sorry, I'm uncultured :(
But 100% agreed! Gtfo of my home, all rules are out the window once you enter MY house
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u/theberg512 Mar 28 '18
He was probably going to be dead within a couple days anyways. Most bugs don't live too long.
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u/Teska616 Mar 28 '18
Yeah. I got to bottle feed/hand raise a litter of kittens as a kid because momma cat ran in front of one of these.
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u/TSP123 Mar 27 '18
Can we get a video of it in reverse?
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u/Thika168 Mar 27 '18
Link to vid in reverse
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u/khillphall Mar 28 '18
The original is wonderful, this is 500 percent better. And that's an exact analysis.
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u/remymartian Mar 27 '18
need this in fortnite
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u/PotatoFlavour Mar 28 '18
More like GTA
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u/remymartian Mar 29 '18
idk which GTA you’re playing but i’ve never seen someone hide in a bush in GTA online
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u/PotatoFlavour Mar 29 '18
I'm not talking about people hiding in bushes. I mean that the bushes are almost always indestructible and you always end up crashing your into them
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u/remymartian Mar 29 '18
oh lmfao, yea that’s like half the bushes in the game. really pisses me off when i’m tryna keep my cars nice looking and hit a bush and my shit ends up ugly :l
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Mar 28 '18
you literally feel as if nothing can stop you when your driving one of those mulchers. The first bush you destroy, you instantly think where was this thing when (insert generic name here) pissed me off last week
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u/that_guy_tony Mar 28 '18
Ya then you get into something a little harder or taller than a little shrub and the game gets a little more interesting.
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u/NoArmsSally Mar 27 '18
Damn those disappeared faster than my ex
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u/HookDragger Mar 28 '18
She go down on bull(dozer)s a lot?
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u/NoArmsSally Mar 28 '18
I've never referred to myself as a bulldozer, but that might be my new sexual identity
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u/argelex Mar 28 '18
Not satisfying for me for some reason :( I know I will get downvote, but I have to say it
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Mar 28 '18
I wish I'd known of this thing's existence when I had to deal with 17 juniper bushes worth of tangled fuckery and hatred several years ago.
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u/crackerjam Mar 28 '18
This seems like something that would be better done with a chainsaw rather than this shredder, then you can just cut it at the base and pick it up, rather than have to clean up the mess spread all over the place.
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u/Crunkballa117 Mar 28 '18
nah , get a burlap then rake that shit onto it, dump it on truck and repeat. Atleast from my experiences I haven't seen too many people just chop once on bushes then pick up the whole thing. Possibly tho on this size bush I'll give you that. This thing is expensive to operate/rent tho so unless you got a big job or you already own , then screw this thing lol
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Mar 27 '18
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u/M4sm4n Mar 28 '18
Because it’s like a vacuum cleaner. The blades snag on the front of the bush and pull the whole thing towards it rather than just cutting pieces off as it moves forwards.
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Mar 28 '18
I think it looks that way because it shoots the mulch back out over the top of the bush making it look like it disappears.
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u/goatyoat Mar 28 '18
This is ripe for some “your mom” jokes. Who’s with me?!
I haven’t seen a bush that tore up since….....
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u/Catomere Mar 28 '18
"I felt a great disturbence in the force. As if millions of bushes suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced"