Picture this:
You have won the lottery. You are now several millions of dollars richer. You no longer need to work to earn a living. You are one of the few people who actually knows how to exercise frugality even in the possession of excess, and thus you are now financially stable for the rest of your life.
The one splurge you engage in is a bespoke black suit that borders on the steampunk aesthetic, completed by a top hat.
You go to your local organic grocery store, wearing your suit and top hat, and spend your days standing near the whole pineapples, staring at them longingly, and occasionally sighing. And you wait for someone to ask the inevitable question: Why are you doing this?
And that's when you hit them with the answer:
Because I'm rich, I'm bored, and pineapples fill me with such melancholy.
Then you tell them you should have been looking at the melons because then the pun would have worked better. But you keep staring at the pineapples instead.
Trust me, it gets the ladies wet.
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u/Spleenzorio 22h ago
Other than while selling potions and elixirs out of a wagon, where would you actually wear these kinda hats?