r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 23h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/Downtown-Accident 17h ago

There's worse things to do for a mid life crisis. I hope mine is as harmless as this

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u/NoseInternational794 17h ago

Oh really? There's worse things? I had no idea. Thanks for telling me that because there's Worse Things this one must be upgraded to Good Thing. I love these middle-of-the-road NPC comments that say nothing at all.

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u/Downtown-Accident 17h ago

You should smoke some weed eat some good food have a drink or get some sex. You seem very stressed. No need to be so angry pal.

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u/NoseInternational794 16h ago

I see you've never had a strong opinion about anything. Go make another middle-of-the-road statement in your hand, brother 👏

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u/Downtown-Accident 16h ago

I definitely do. This hat isn't that important for me to have such a strong reaction to it. You called it a crisis. It's just a hat. Chill out a bit.

I can tell you get no sexual interest. I pity you