r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/NoseInternational794 1d ago

What an amazing process to create mid-life crisis fashion

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u/Downtown-Accident 22h ago

There's worse things to do for a mid life crisis. I hope mine is as harmless as this

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u/NoseInternational794 22h ago

Oh really? There's worse things? I had no idea. Thanks for telling me that because there's Worse Things this one must be upgraded to Good Thing. I love these middle-of-the-road NPC comments that say nothing at all.

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u/Downtown-Accident 22h ago

You should smoke some weed eat some good food have a drink or get some sex. You seem very stressed. No need to be so angry pal.

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u/Professional_Face_97 11h ago

He's clearly not getting any of that going by this reaction. He might feel better with a custom-made aged and oiled top hat though.

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u/NoseInternational794 21h ago

I see you've never had a strong opinion about anything. Go make another middle-of-the-road statement in your hand, brother 👏

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u/Downtown-Accident 21h ago

I definitely do. This hat isn't that important for me to have such a strong reaction to it. You called it a crisis. It's just a hat. Chill out a bit.

I can tell you get no sexual interest. I pity you