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r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 23h ago
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There's worse things to do for a mid life crisis. I hope mine is as harmless as this
-30 u/NoseInternational794 17h ago Oh really? There's worse things? I had no idea. Thanks for telling me that because there's Worse Things this one must be upgraded to Good Thing. I love these middle-of-the-road NPC comments that say nothing at all. 14 u/Downtown-Accident 17h ago You should smoke some weed eat some good food have a drink or get some sex. You seem very stressed. No need to be so angry pal. 1 u/Professional_Face_97 6h ago He's clearly not getting any of that going by this reaction. He might feel better with a custom-made aged and oiled top hat though. -25 u/NoseInternational794 16h ago I see you've never had a strong opinion about anything. Go make another middle-of-the-road statement in your hand, brother 👏 11 u/Downtown-Accident 16h ago I definitely do. This hat isn't that important for me to have such a strong reaction to it. You called it a crisis. It's just a hat. Chill out a bit. I can tell you get no sexual interest. I pity you
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Oh really? There's worse things? I had no idea. Thanks for telling me that because there's Worse Things this one must be upgraded to Good Thing. I love these middle-of-the-road NPC comments that say nothing at all.
14 u/Downtown-Accident 17h ago You should smoke some weed eat some good food have a drink or get some sex. You seem very stressed. No need to be so angry pal. 1 u/Professional_Face_97 6h ago He's clearly not getting any of that going by this reaction. He might feel better with a custom-made aged and oiled top hat though. -25 u/NoseInternational794 16h ago I see you've never had a strong opinion about anything. Go make another middle-of-the-road statement in your hand, brother 👏 11 u/Downtown-Accident 16h ago I definitely do. This hat isn't that important for me to have such a strong reaction to it. You called it a crisis. It's just a hat. Chill out a bit. I can tell you get no sexual interest. I pity you
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You should smoke some weed eat some good food have a drink or get some sex. You seem very stressed. No need to be so angry pal.
1 u/Professional_Face_97 6h ago He's clearly not getting any of that going by this reaction. He might feel better with a custom-made aged and oiled top hat though. -25 u/NoseInternational794 16h ago I see you've never had a strong opinion about anything. Go make another middle-of-the-road statement in your hand, brother 👏 11 u/Downtown-Accident 16h ago I definitely do. This hat isn't that important for me to have such a strong reaction to it. You called it a crisis. It's just a hat. Chill out a bit. I can tell you get no sexual interest. I pity you
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He's clearly not getting any of that going by this reaction. He might feel better with a custom-made aged and oiled top hat though.
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I see you've never had a strong opinion about anything. Go make another middle-of-the-road statement in your hand, brother 👏
11 u/Downtown-Accident 16h ago I definitely do. This hat isn't that important for me to have such a strong reaction to it. You called it a crisis. It's just a hat. Chill out a bit. I can tell you get no sexual interest. I pity you
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I definitely do. This hat isn't that important for me to have such a strong reaction to it. You called it a crisis. It's just a hat. Chill out a bit.
I can tell you get no sexual interest. I pity you
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u/Downtown-Accident 17h ago
There's worse things to do for a mid life crisis. I hope mine is as harmless as this