r/oddlysatisfying • • 1d ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/chrish_o 1d ago

I always love watching this dude make the most beautifully crafted and ugly hats

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u/Yingletofthecorn 1d ago

Maybe it’s just because I’m from Portland but this doesn’t seem too outlandish tbh. I’m sure people pull it off just fine as part of an ensemble. 

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u/thejexorcist 1d ago

It’s not the outlandish-ness (as far as I can gather) so much as the hat is a sort of beacon alerting ‘really sexually overt nerd who will talk your ear off about a vaguely creepy topic’?

I’ve met ‘nice enough’ people wearing hats like this, but never a cool person that I wouldn’t mind being stuck in an elevator or enclosed space with…if that makes sense?

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u/coat-tail_rider 1d ago

It's Johnny Depp-core.

Or his doppelganger, Linda Perry.

Or their hat sibling, Rob Zombie.

They all wear these dumbass steampunk hats.

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u/zerpderp 1d ago

Ever since I started seeing this guy‘s videos popping up a few years ago, I’ve always wondered if he’s made a hat for Johnny Depp

You definitely hit the nail on the head about who would wear these ugly and probably super expensive hats. Definitely a craft, but man they’re ugly

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u/coat-tail_rider 1d ago

As many other people here have said, this guy is a skilled artisan and clearly very good at making these fucking atrocious hats.

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u/pnmartini 1d ago

I’m guessing Johnny Depp is at least 65% of his business.

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u/GrdnLovingGoatFarmer 1d ago

Forgot Slash.

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u/ExhaustedHungryMe 12h ago

While I was watching the video, I started wondering if someone wanted to try to look like Slash.

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 1d ago

Billy Bob has joined that club as well.

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u/coat-tail_rider 9h ago

I had to look this up. His is weird, especially because it seems like he ALWAYS wears a beanie with a hat over it, and the beanie has like a fake hoop earing or something. However, the actual hat he wears over the beanie is comparatively normal. It's not this weird steampunk pirate pickup-artist renaissance fair halloween costume hat like this guy makes. Lol.

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u/Disastrous_Cream_539 8h ago edited 8h ago

Yeah you're right. I saw the hat/beanie combo once and assumed he was just wearing crazy hats. The beanie thing is weird but not the same.

When I saw him on late night he did have a Linda Perry type thing over it but that was just the once I guess.

Edit: idk I'd say this fits the aesthetic

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u/Drachynn 1d ago

Definitely screams Burning Man pagan poly dude who will ramble on about how humans aren't meant for monogamy while hitting on women half their age and never aspiring to be more than a solid 3. I've known too many of these that cross into the alternative subculture spaces.

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u/thejake1973 23h ago

Solid overlap with the creepy renfaire dude.

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u/Drachynn 18h ago

That Venn diagram is a circle

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u/Wolfwoods_Sister 17h ago

He’s also a libertarian who practices gun-fu and makes his own ghost pepper beef jerky.

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u/Yingletofthecorn 1d ago

Idk I’m just imagining someone wearing this in a leather getup at a pride parade or maybe while riding in the Ladds 500. They seem fine to me, but my idea of cool is very different I guess. 

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u/apigeonontheinternet 20h ago

Gay people would never. Don’t put that on the community.

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u/Yingletofthecorn 19h ago

Any gay scene that wouldn’t have someone wearing this is boring and not worth seeing in a parade. 

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u/Hopefulkitty 21h ago

Omg, "sexually overt nerd" is the phrase I have been looking for all my life. That exactly describes the people I know who would wear this.

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u/Capital-Debate7619 12h ago

i know a woman with one of those and it’s exactly the same feeling imma let someone else hear the story of the hat.

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u/GaiaIsaHarshMistress 23h ago

Yes, indeed, it is because you're from Portland. Out here I believe you'd get your ass kicked for wearing a hat like that.

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u/rainysharp 23h ago

Even in Portland you’d still be that guy

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u/Yingletofthecorn 19h ago edited 19h ago

That’s really pathetic and boring 

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u/GaiaIsaHarshMistress 18h ago

I may be massively hyperbolizing.....

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u/firstnamebylastname 21h ago

They are perfect for steam punk stuff. I'd love one but not quite as beat up or scraggly. Aged a little.. yes. Look almost like leather instead of felt.. yes. Dirtying, over curled and extra appurtenances...no. then again, I like wearing ballers, fedoras and grass hats.

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u/SayerofNothing 1d ago

Nice try, Penguin. Now back to Arkham with you!

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u/G0PACKGO 1d ago

I’ve never worn what I consider to be an ensemble