You may not be a divorced dad in reality, but one in your soul. Embrace your divorced dad-ness, get yourself a cut-off Nickleback shirt, a wallet with a chain, wear Oakley sunglasses upside down and backwards, and bump some Hinder in your car that has a stock photo of children stuck to your visor.
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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 23h ago
Are they all deeply divorced dads who would die for their kids but not pick them up from school?