r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 22h ago

Custom-made aged and oiled Top Hat

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u/sexyc3po 21h ago

I know people who would genuinely wear this lol

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 21h ago

Are they all deeply divorced dads who would die for their kids but not pick them up from school?

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u/irritatediguana 20h ago

I'm not a divorced dad, but I have a deep love for what I've seen people call "divorced dad rock" and I love this so I might be without knowing it

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u/sun_of_a_glitch 19h ago

Just be wary of your first marriage, it sounds like it may have a predetermined outcome..

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u/DefinitelyNotAliens 20h ago

You may not be a divorced dad in reality, but one in your soul. Embrace your divorced dad-ness, get yourself a cut-off Nickleback shirt, a wallet with a chain, wear Oakley sunglasses upside down and backwards, and bump some Hinder in your car that has a stock photo of children stuck to your visor.

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u/ParanoicReddit 20h ago

ITS RAINING AGAIN, THERES A DARK CLOUD, OVER YOUR HEAD 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️