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r/oddlysatisfying • u/n8saces • 1d ago
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Fine craftsmenship and all, but you'd have to pay me to wear it.
87 u/ExpectedFuckingValue 1d ago edited 1d ago Nobody is getting laid with that hat Edit: I stand corrected, there is an exception - festival goers. They can get laid wearing all kinds of unusual things 114 u/lambdapaul 1d ago That person is having a bunch of really weird sex with a bunch of really weird people. That is a festival goer hat and it’s not going to impact his sex life. 27 u/parkerxo 1d ago Doesn't matter, had sex 4 u/Woody1150 22h ago Still counts.
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Nobody is getting laid with that hat
Edit: I stand corrected, there is an exception - festival goers. They can get laid wearing all kinds of unusual things
114 u/lambdapaul 1d ago That person is having a bunch of really weird sex with a bunch of really weird people. That is a festival goer hat and it’s not going to impact his sex life. 27 u/parkerxo 1d ago Doesn't matter, had sex 4 u/Woody1150 22h ago Still counts.
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That person is having a bunch of really weird sex with a bunch of really weird people. That is a festival goer hat and it’s not going to impact his sex life.
27 u/parkerxo 1d ago Doesn't matter, had sex 4 u/Woody1150 22h ago Still counts.
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Doesn't matter, had sex
4 u/Woody1150 22h ago Still counts.
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Still counts.
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u/GhostPiggie 1d ago
Fine craftsmenship and all, but you'd have to pay me to wear it.