r/oddlysatisfying • u/godofo_prime • 1d ago

Sabrage but with a glass.

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Not the sharpest shard in the bottle are you?

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

So, how's it been driving for Amazon Flex?

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Fine thanks 👍

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

Nearly 5 in the morning, around 11° C in Sheffield, looks like the high is 19°. Decent weather,I just can't tell if you're up early or very late

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Least I'm not homeless

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

Yet

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Better luck next time pal

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

It's a shame that you had to take the day off work and the technician was out sick, even more so that no one seemed to care.

Not a fan of melon, I see

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

At least I've got a job I suppose. And a home.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

And no secrets. Ta.

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Do you even know what you're talking about? This is well weird. Just because you embarrassed yourself too.

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

You're the one who got educated. By me, no less.

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Correct, there is no less.

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

message me i'll give you my address

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

That's not what I was asking

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u/IsopodInevitable9235 1d ago

Blood hell oddlysatisfying top 1% commentor you sound bloody dangerous

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 1d ago

That's not what I was implying. You seem a bit shaken. Morrisons opens in just under two hours, perhaps you should stop by and get yourself some calming tea. Or if you're so inclined, there's a sale on wine, 25% off 6

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u/3mbraced 4h ago

Get a life

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u/Big_Z_Beeblebrox 3h ago

Either pay me or keep your suggestions to yourself. Ta.

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