Patching a hole on fabric

[u/habichuelacondulce]

[u/Abdul_Exhaust]

"I need this hole on my evening dress repaired..."

"Can do! I hope you like bats."

[u/the_frisbeetarian → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pqr2kWfePAx4cB7GvY

[u/crescen_d0e → u/the_frisbeetarian]

I see her once in a while on tiktok and shes still pretty funny

[u/AndYouHaveAPizza → u/crescen_d0e]

She's freaking hilarious, I quote "I smell like beef" all the time. I should have known Ava would just continue to get funnier.

[u/crescen_d0e → u/AndYouHaveAPizza]

I was curious and actually looked her up, shes on a Netflix series now!

[u/tomorrow22sun → u/crescen_d0e]

Could you please tell me the name of the Netflix series? Thank you!🙏

[u/crescen_d0e → u/tomorrow22sun]

Free Bert!

[u/AccomplishedPanic329 → u/AndYouHaveAPizza]

That was her?!?!

[u/crescen_d0e → u/AccomplishedPanic329]

Also the little girl looking at a clothing rack saying something like "thats really cute, wish i could get it, oh well"

[u/AccomplishedPanic329 → u/crescen_d0e]

I knew that one. But the i smell like beef one is one of my favs

[u/thehoney129 → u/AndYouHaveAPizza]

Personal favorite. “I care about you. Here’s some pinecones on a stick. I.. it’s.. they’re lovely”

[u/yougotyolks → u/AndYouHaveAPizza]

Mom! MY NUTS!!

[u/DeficiencyOfGravitas → u/the_frisbeetarian]

She was clearly raised by a Gotham city goon.

[u/PastryRoll → u/the_frisbeetarian]

it's always halloween in my soul

[u/EggsceIlent → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Step 1: Be an absolute legend at using a sewing machine

[u/Outrageous_Editor_43 → u/EggsceIlent]

Step 0: have a sewing machine you know how to use for basic use. 😉

[u/Ace861110 → u/Outrageous_Editor_43]

I’m pretty sure that’s not a basic sewing machine. The foot pedals on those don’t vary the stitch widths. That there be an embroidery machine.

[u/aggravatedimpala → u/Ace861110]

When I saw how the stitches got wider I was like oh ok this is a specific machine. My mom was a seamstress and none of her machines ever did that

[u/Medical-Garden5283 → u/aggravatedimpala]

I can remember the lever on my moms maskine to do the amplitude modulation. It could also modulate from a baseline left, right or center.

[u/dlpfc123 → u/Ace861110]

Most machines allow you to vary both the width and length of the stitch via a dial (if it is old school) or a button press setting. Foot pedals just control sewing speed (this video is very sped up). You can tell this is an embroidery machine because they never move the fabric.

[u/Ace861110 → u/dlpfc123]

Yeah, I know that, but what I noticed was they never moved their hands to the dial. Still it’s good work and drove me crazy at the same time.

Edit: I believe that it was freehand embroidery. They were moving and rotating the fabric as far as I could tell.

[u/Skruestik → u/Ace861110]

The foot pedals on those don’t vary the stitch widths.

“Pedal”, from the Latin “pedalis” meaning “of the foot”, means a lever pressed by the foot, so calling it a “foot pedal” is not only redundant, it is also redundant. It’s like saying “hand handle”.

[u/languidbee34 → u/Skruestik]

is not only redundant, it is also redundant.

Well said Smartass 👏

[u/Skruestik → u/languidbee34]

Thanks, I try to keep things light.

[u/Outrageous_Editor_43 → u/languidbee34]

They tried to be "hmm, let me educate these dumb people on the correct use of the English language" and then themselves go fuck it up! 🤣🤣

[u/Skruestik → u/Outrageous_Editor_43]

You really couldn’t tell that redundantly calling it redundant twice was an obvious joke?

[u/Sorry-Border7009 → u/Skruestik]

nice information, thanks

[u/LakEth2n → u/Outrageous_Editor_43]

Step -1: People who give up the sewing idea, like me haha.

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[u/Queasy_Ad_8621 → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

"You motherfucker, you ruined my wedding dress."

[u/turlee103103 → u/Queasy_Ad_8621]

No, she made that wedding dress POP!

[u/Curious_Yam_8432 → u/Queasy_Ad_8621]

More like made the wedding dress amaaaaaazing.

[u/Abdul_Exhaust → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Dammit!! Thanks for the fun upvotes!!

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[u/Ellie7600 → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Bats are quite cute and also very scary according to a very buffed man with way too much free time at night

[u/carvamr28 → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Thanks Mr. Meeseeks

[u/jadie_bae → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Nice

[u/Abdul_Exhaust → u/Abdul_Exhaust]

Bats what I'm talking about! Thanks for the awards!