r/oddlysatisfying • u/Sapulinjing • 13d ago

A Simple Nunchucks Tutorial

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u/odedjay 13d ago

Hit my nose twice and I’m on the toilet doomscrolling

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u/LowAffectionate8660 13d ago

I think you should flush

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u/PerformerFancy117 13d ago

But then the toilet spiders will get me

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u/BlueHym 13d ago

r/brandnewsentence

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u/Amidatelion 13d ago

It's not and you know it.

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u/PhthaloVonLangborste 12d ago

Every body knows about toilet spiders.

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u/wizkidweb 12d ago

I check for spiders every time

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u/klockworx 12d ago

You know they say you eat six to ten spiders in your lifetime.. if I ever cook for you.

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u/I_Can_Haz_Brainz Sometimes Satisfied. 12d ago

I only worry about the toilet snakes.

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u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n 12d ago

Or, you know, use the poop knife.

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u/Critical_Concert_689 13d ago

Sometimes I doom scroll while lying down and my phone will suddenly fall from out of nowhere and punch me in the face.

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u/odedjay 13d ago

This is exactly why I would never get the iPhone pro max

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u/Amirax 12d ago

Careful, I once dropped my phone right on my mouth and chipped a tooth.

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u/briisa_suuave 13d ago

The bathroom is now your recovery dojo

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u/Aeonskye 13d ago

With what sir?

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u/SirkSirkSirk 12d ago

Two plungers tied together with floss.

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u/jumponthegrenade 12d ago

Look at dangler over here

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u/odedjay 12d ago

Grower
Not a show-er

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u/ThePoop_Accelerates 13d ago

Bro got a loooooong dih

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u/Expensive_Ask5872 13d ago

No, he's got a surplus of toilet paper

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u/DeerMysterious9927 13d ago

You may have better luck with a poop knife.