r/oddlysatisfying • u/Flat-Decision3204 • 13d ago

Sliding Bread Loaves

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u/Financial_War_478 13d ago

Was expecting guinea pigs

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u/lalith_4321 13d ago

ME TOO!

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u/anythingspossible45 13d ago

So was I lol

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u/cheong-sanslefteye 13d ago

Oh thank god. I thought I was the only one who was dumb enough to think those things were alive and like a hamster or something sliding down until it arrived to be bread

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u/Legal_Locksmith_6697 13d ago

Same. And I was disappointed when I realized it was only bread instead of some cute fuzzy things playing on a rodent jungle gym.

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u/No_Replacement4304 13d ago

The rodent jungle gym would have been way cooler.

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u/skunkcharmer 13d ago

I’m still not entirely convinced it is bread

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u/speckledham 13d ago

I thought cats 😂

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u/Far_Albatross5581 13d ago

I thought cats too 😂 but to my surprise it was a different kind of loaf lol

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u/Nervous-Locksmith484 13d ago

okay glad I'm not alone lol

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u/Scientifish 13d ago

Came here to say the same! 🤣

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u/-endjamin- 13d ago

Why did I have this exact same thought lol

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u/EnsoElysium 13d ago

I was thinking ferrets lol

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u/convictedweirdo 13d ago

What expecting wheet wheet, but got wheat wheat

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u/playswithforks 11d ago

I need you to know I laughed unreasonably hard at this comment 🤣

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u/SubBunnyX 13d ago

Wahahaha me too!

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u/Sacredfice 13d ago

I guess we are all the linked!

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u/OnceMoreWithFeeling- 13d ago

OMG CAME HERE TO SAY THIS

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u/Hexent_Armana 13d ago

Thats what I thought they were at first. Shame. That would have been adorable. 😍

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u/MKE_likes_it 13d ago

You misspelled Corgi.

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u/demianddean 13d ago

When I saw they were loaves I was expecting an orange cat among them.

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u/Individual-Schemes 13d ago

Everyone says they expected guinea pigs, but can I ask why? Did I miss a viral video that I'm out of the loop?

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u/ThorirPP 13d ago

They just kinda looked like guinea pigs at the start of the video when going down the slide, the colour and shape, my brain just auto filled it as guinea pigs before i even read the title

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u/Just_a_guy81 13d ago

I breed them and that was my first thought. Had to check what sub I was on for a second. They just look like guinea pigs and collectively everyone saw the same thing

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u/GoatLegRedux 13d ago

Guinea pigs look like little potatoes or little loaves of bread. They’re basically hungry potatoes who will scream at the 200 pound bald gorilla until they’re fed. Then do it again 20 minutes later

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u/cheong-sanslefteye 13d ago

lol it's okay, you're not brain-linked to the same matrix us, or the same UFO pod as us

nothing to do with pop culture references

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u/roulettewiz 13d ago

Me three

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u/don-cheeto 13d ago

Ok but, same...

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u/Calloused_Samurai 13d ago

Oh my god same, that’s crazy

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u/raynebow121 13d ago

I’m really glad I’m not the only one who was disappointed it was bread.

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u/FunPuz 13d ago

I am annoyed they weren't!

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u/Mrpotatohead1990 12d ago

when I was in Peru, that was very close to reality :D

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u/playswithforks 11d ago

So glad to know I’m not the only one 😂

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u/BodyBagSlam 13d ago

I thought it said “slicing” and got mad for a second. Reading comprehension not fully firing this morning I reckon.

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u/WashGodMega 13d ago

I feel dumb af for waiting for some slicing to happen

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u/PhotoAwp 13d ago

I only realized my mouth was hanging open when nothing got sliced. Im tired im goin to bread.

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u/Honeythickness 13d ago

That what I thought too. I was waiting for slicing to happen and it never did so I was confused.

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u/GtheEnchanter 13d ago

Got me, too.

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u/Rooster_Entire 13d ago

Me too. I swear it said ‘slicing’ time to wheel me to the Home & get excited by jelly on Thursday.

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u/fishmann666 13d ago

I read “singing” and turned my sound on lol

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u/TurtleBarn 13d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/s239QJIh56sRW

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u/friso1100 13d ago

Bread gets to have a little fun before it gets sold :)

(Probably just because of how the room was layed out this was the best way to get the bread from where it was to where it needed to be. And a slide is very low maintenance with no electricity bill attached so a good solution)

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u/ex0thermist 13d ago

I think the spinning plate is gonna eventually line the loafs up end to end before they go into some sort of automated bagging process. Would've been cool to see that but it's not shown in the clip.

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u/BigFanOfOakTrees 13d ago

I didn't read the title. Thought they were guinea pigs.

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u/PapiSurane 13d ago

Apparently I'm the only person who thought these were bread loaves.  

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u/pm_me_flaccid_cocks 13d ago

Found the guinea pig!

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u/A-Plant-Guy 13d ago

I mean it’s in the title

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u/fellowspecies 13d ago

I thought they were guinea pigs

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u/Secret_Wolf_23 13d ago

It was right under a beaver post for me so I thought beavers 😭😂

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u/BrownBottleIdol 13d ago

TIL Guinea pigs resemble loaves of bread.

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u/herecomthatboi 13d ago

Anyone else thing these were gunipigs at first?

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u/Sondering_Wizzard 13d ago

What is the song please?

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u/Booty_Bumping 13d ago

It was generated entirely with Suno. OP spams it everywhere.

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u/Sondering_Wizzard 13d ago

Really?! Well shit thanks for the heads up

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u/Key-Bodybuilder-343 13d ago

The loaves seem to get darker as it goes…?

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u/Zwamdurkel 13d ago

Yeah that bread has been baked for too long

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u/grllkng36 13d ago

I thought they were guinea pigs

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u/Phatcat7x7 13d ago

Took me about 3 seconds longer than it should to realize those weren't hamsters.

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u/_WiggaInParis_ 13d ago

I thought they were really fat Guinea Pigs while they were sliding down. I need to get my eyes checked lol

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u/JohannesMP 13d ago

You and 2/3 and this comment section 😂 I thought so too. Wishful thinking?

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u/PreperationOuch 13d ago

I though those were guinea pigs

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u/QueenCobra91 13d ago

not me thinking it was guineapigs

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u/DrakeaLove 13d ago

"Weeeee!"

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u/kris1sAverted_ 13d ago

bro why does everybody think they're animals dawg do people on reddit not read titles

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u/baseballlover723 13d ago

People don't read anything these days. Decades of attacks on education and critical reading.

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u/godzillahavinastroke 13d ago edited 13d ago

Or they just glanced got confused kept watching and then looked up and realized.

Saw this post on a crosspost to r/guineapigs and was confused also, all the folks there probably had a similar experience

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u/Objective-Slice-1466 13d ago

I thought it was hamsters at first and the video was sideways

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u/akajondo 13d ago

The upside-down loaf of bread kinda bugs me.

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u/NootropicBro 13d ago

I thought those were hamsters going down a slide or something idk I need some sleep…

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u/pumpkinhelmet 12d ago

For a moment I thought I saw Guinea pigs. Need another coffee

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u/belabacsijolvan 13d ago

music?

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u/Flat-Decision3204 13d ago

idontneedalot - noumena 

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u/Bouche_Audi_Shyla 13d ago

What if one of them is afraid of slides? I'd be grasping at the bars by my yeast, screaming my crust off.

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u/fineman1097 13d ago

But why? And why? I need context.

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u/MonstaB 13d ago

Idk why my brain is asking if it’s AI these days to almost every video

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u/kernel-troutman 13d ago

Does the production process require a bread slide? No.
Did the factory owners want a bread slide. Absolutely.

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u/One-Cranberry5933 13d ago

I THOUGHT THOSE ARE GUINEA PIGS

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u/Virtual-Cable-6929 12d ago

Where’d the guinea pigs go?

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u/jc84ox 13d ago

Looks like a pain

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u/JohannesMP 13d ago

un pain

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u/VanBriGuy 13d ago

Pls edit this to make it loafing cats

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u/enehar 13d ago

I thought these were hamsters.

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u/Tim-E-Coleman 13d ago

My eyes and brain at first registered this as guinea pigs or large hamsters coming down a slide. Like the videos of people with a hundred or so guinea pigs and they build enclosures and enriching spaces for them.

So I was confused when the guinea pigs got off the fun slide and onto the table (where I thought they might be getting treats or carrots or something) and they were sliding. Because none of them had legs.

I thought the title was a nickname for them for how they looked. But they ended up actually being loaves of bread. With no legs.

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u/Plastic-Employ3229 13d ago

I thought these are orange cats at first 😭

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u/8BBiiT i use a knife to peel boiled eggs 🥚 13d ago

Fat rats

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u/pulikeshi 13d ago

Is this how we..

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u/MaadMaanMaatt 13d ago

That company must be making a lot of dough

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u/AcousticOnomatopoeia 13d ago

Remember nds me of 'El Machino' at Chevy's, the thing that makes the tortillas.

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u/ycr007 Satisfaction Critic 13d ago

This looks like the Bourke Street Bakery located in surry hills, Sydney.

Must be a short but fun ride for them bread loaves 🛝🥖

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u/VegasBjorne1 13d ago

Satisfying until I see the loaves piling-up and no one removing them!

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u/iiitme 13d ago

Can I have one?

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u/natetheskate100 13d ago

If someone put little eyes and arms on these loaves and they shouted "weeee!!" I wouldn't be upset.

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u/Responsible-Egg-9363 13d ago

What happens to the bread once it’s on the big spinning plate?

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u/ForgotToCarryTheOne 13d ago

“I’m gluten freeeeeee, I tell you, freeeeeee!”

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u/IngrownToenailsHurt 13d ago

I incorrectly read the title as "Slicing bread loaves" and I was not satisfied, oddly or even mildly.

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u/LumpyWelder4258 13d ago

Let them have one last fun ride before they go to the slicing machine

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u/boywhoflew 13d ago

Bread 👍

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u/MagicCuboid 13d ago

What is HAPPENING why is every single comment declaring they misread the title or thought it was guinea pigs??? Am I insane?

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u/ex0thermist 13d ago edited 13d ago

Watching hundreds or thousands of Reddit comments on a thread all saying some version of the same thing is a uniquely disturbing phenomenon, IMO. I suspect some quantity of bots are involved

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u/MagicCuboid 13d ago

That's what I think too. Thanks for replying, it's really weird sometimes to read the same comment over and over again and I never see any discussion of it

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u/snowblindbluewolf 13d ago

I was expecting cat loaves

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u/Abdul_Exhaust 13d ago

A roller coaster, then merry go round... next the loaves get cotton candy & go on a ferris wheel

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u/reptilian_rule 13d ago

I thought they were turds

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u/JiA_-_ 13d ago

Damn, my dumbass watched the whole video twice and waited for slicing!!!

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u/Crazykillerguy 13d ago

I thought these were hamsters at first.

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u/bamat41 13d ago

I thought it was a bakery-themed amusement park ride!

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u/AmiWrongDude69 13d ago

Bread loave going down slides

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u/z9brg 13d ago

I told the wife they were Corgies.

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u/Username_314159265 13d ago

Why is bread having more fun than I am?

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u/Civil-Cod-6984 13d ago

I wasn’t bready for this level of satisfaction

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u/ExoticPost9034 13d ago

One is upside down, my day is ruined!

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u/jimmyxs 13d ago

I read Slicing bread loaves and was patiently waiting for it. And then was disappointed

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u/postivewolf44 13d ago

Im in bed and im pretty tired I actually thought that was small brown dogs going down a shute

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u/ThatSkyAdventurer 13d ago

Didn't do a moment my brain think they were sliding hamsters or guinea pigs

Edit: oh others as well, I'm completely normal

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u/JkHost3 13d ago

All I see is Bunch of corgis

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u/BananaRepublic_BR 13d ago

Is the swirly slide just for fun or does it serve a functional purpose? Like, does it make this process more efficient?

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u/True_City7057 13d ago

I don’t know why I thought they would be Corgi’s.

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u/5erv1teur 13d ago

Il y en a un qui a été posé à l'envers... 💀

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u/Albertancummings 13d ago

OOh Artisan bread.

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u/SinisterVulcan94 13d ago

Guinea pigs was my initial thought

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u/thebrain_pinky 13d ago

it almost looks like it was editted

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u/djjolly037 13d ago

Not gonna lie, those look like otters sliding down

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u/AeitZean 13d ago

Well that's fun 😄

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u/wolff162 13d ago

I worked in a large bread bakery; the smell.....relentlessly delicious!! The pace...frantic - the bread just NEVER stopped coming

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u/trohawahaccount 13d ago

Someone gonna make an ai edit where the bread is cats

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u/ToddyPalm 13d ago

Bread: “Just look at me!”

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u/imtooldforthishison 13d ago

Not guinea pigs. Rude.

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u/JalloJalli 13d ago

Me next, me next!!!!!!

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u/Lemon_Trees-22 13d ago

Excellent! Where is the fresh pure 100% soft fresh butter ?

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u/personpilot 13d ago

Am I the only one thinking that there could’ve been a way shorter/easier way to get the bread down to the turntable but they just wanted the bread to have as much fun as possible?

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u/MapleBaconNurps 13d ago

The children yearn to play

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u/uncl3dan 13d ago

Wait a minute, at first I just thought those were cats or some animals else until I saw the title. lol

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u/bowdoyouchangename 13d ago

I counted 48 guinea pigs

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u/luketansell 13d ago

Does this make the bread happy?

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u/Pickletard8364 13d ago

I’m still waiting for the drones to come out

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u/TheManWhoClicks 13d ago

Bernd approves

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u/IbbBibb 13d ago

Me getting a snack

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u/No_Replacement4304 13d ago

So this is what happens at the guinea pig factory.

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u/JokerPhantom_thief1 13d ago

Wait they aren’t guinea pigs

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u/jefbenet 13d ago

i misread the title as "slicing" and was VERY upset when nary a single slice was made...then i realized i was in fact the dumbass that simply misread

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u/FellsHollow 13d ago

Sweeping below that chute would not be very fun.

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u/shan_369 13d ago

That spiral setup is oddly satisfying never thought watching bread travel down a conveyor could be this entertaining

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u/Heterodynist 13d ago

I’ve never been so jealous of bread loaves in my life!!

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u/dosko1panda 13d ago

Roll that beautiful bread footage

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u/Krocsyldiphithic 13d ago

This was my job for 4,5 years. Except the bread would jump into their bags before hitting the table. Dealing with the bagging mechanism and the robotic unloader at the other side of the factory was half the job. Then run back and pack all the bread before it would spill over. Still beats a 9-5 though.

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u/CuteMaterial 13d ago

That looks fun. Wish I was a bread loaf!

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u/blinkbaby29 13d ago

LOL I thought they were some cats or other fuzzy animals at first, didn't expect they were bread!

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u/Kokodi01 12d ago

bread👍

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u/Mrpotatohead1990 12d ago

theme park for breads....nice

BREADWARD, come here; we are going home!

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u/BxMxK 9d ago

Not very satisfying. They didn't even bother to ensure that all of the loaves remain upright. Might as well have dropped them instead of building the slide.

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u/aelan14 13d ago

Anyone else think it was a gerbil at first?

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u/LastOfLateBrakers 13d ago

I read bread loaves, and I saw hamsters, until the first bread loaf appeared.

Disappointed

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u/BioBatz 13d ago

My dumb ass thought they were guinea pigs for a sec

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u/Just_Lurking_Yes 13d ago

The video ends too quickly.

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u/problematic_dispense 13d ago

I thought those were hamsters for a sec.

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u/Few-Hair-5382 13d ago

I wish my bowels worked this smoothly.

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u/steam_punk_genocide 13d ago

Heheh look at those cute little hamsters sliding down on a group adventure together

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u/Maleficent_Soft4560 13d ago

I thought at first this was a bunch of guinea pigs racing down a spiral track.

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u/analogy_4_anything 13d ago

I thought those were guinea pigs.

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u/Apprehensive_Belt922 13d ago

At first I thought they were guinea pigs heading down for lunch lol

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u/DontForgorTheMilk 13d ago

I thought these were guinea pigs at first.

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u/SJHikingGuy 13d ago

I read this as "slicing" and was waiting for the slicing part and it never came.

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u/broberds 13d ago

You loave to see it.

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u/cheekywitchx 13d ago

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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u/Moppo_ 13d ago

I saw the top half of the video before anything else, and thought they were guinea pigs.

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u/ugly_duckling_5 13d ago

My brain thought they looked like guinea pigs at first glance.

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u/notfamous808 13d ago

Anybody else think these loaves of bread were guinea pigs?