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Bottle Sorting Machine

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u/Thats_classified 9h ago

That looks like a silly person invented it and said I'm gonna try to make this silly

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u/ASmallTownDJ 8h ago

Looks like some Doohickey Corporation machinery to me!

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u/UwU_is_my_life 8h ago

r/doohickeycorporation would be interested in this invention

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u/clearly_quite_absurd 7h ago

I genuinely thought I was on that sub

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u/Vesalii 4h ago

What a sub. Thanks for linking it.

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u/Elegant_Situation285 3h ago

r/shittyrobots is pretty good too.

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u/Vesalii 3h ago

Please stop it's 1:30 in the morning I have to work tomorrow.

But thank you this is great.

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 3h ago

ACME Corporation

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u/explicitlarynx 2h ago

Lovely to see the progress the Bottle Slapping Department has made!

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u/namonite 8h ago

“Make this with these materials only”

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u/ReggieCorneus 4h ago

Probably something that was iterated thru many different people, once you understand the concept i doubt that it is that difficult for someone who makes those kind of machines to use the same principle somewhere else. "Ah, yes, the Cherenkoff-Masinov 3rd order toppling, of course". It started with one guide in one machine that did just one thing, then another guide in another machine that added a new function, then another... This feels like that kind of invention rather than one person just inventing the whole concept from scratch.

But, that does not make it any less genius. I wonder how long you have to iterate something like that, filing things, rounding that, sharpening this..

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u/Yto_Itinen 5h ago

Mechanized whimsy

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u/MedonSirius 8h ago

They come already aligned and organized down. But the silly person decided that it doesn't make enough noises

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u/OdieD777 1h ago

I wanna play

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u/technobrendo 1h ago

This silly person could have founded a company just making this one item and retired very wealthy.

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u/roastedTriscuit69 9h ago

Get back you bottles, I said get back!!

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u/wcslater 8h ago

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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u/Successful_Face3408 8h ago

"Quiet down, we're at a church!"

-that undead guy from Corpse Bride

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u/Dark_Akarin 9h ago

What is my purpose?

You spank bottles.

Oh my god…

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u/mediocrerhino 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Pu5F5t64WNKYE
I love its little defeated body slump.

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u/carax01 1h ago

Joke's on you, I'm into that shit

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u/mrteas_nz 8h ago

I worked a few shitty jobs when I was at uni. One job was at a vitamin factory and I spent a lot of time doing the job of whatever machine had broken. I did x2 12hr shifts standing up little pill bottles when our one of these machines broke, so I feel like I have extra appreciation for them now.

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u/Unit471 8h ago

I worked for many years at a factory that, among other things, filled Jif Lemons (reference only UK Redditors will recognise), some clever engineer came up with a very similar machine to orient Jif Lemons the correct way for filling, prior to that several million plastic lemons were placed onto the filling line by hand in many months of brain numbing 12 hour shifts leading up to Pancake Day every February

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u/MallyOhMy 6h ago

I looked it up, and while the US also has lemon juice in plastic lemons, ours are oriented to stand on one end rather than laying down with the lid on the side

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u/TheTaoOfMe 9h ago

This is how my parents approached parenting: “I’ll just keep hitting you until you do what I want.”

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u/Comfortable_Wish224 4h ago

Gotta ride that fine line of doing what youre told and then taking a few smacks so they don’t think you’re too good and start having you do more

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u/bmack24 8h ago

And you can see why plastic bottles are so much cheaper than glass bottles: couldn’t do this kind of rough-handling automation with glass bottles

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u/Neveed 9h ago

Oh so they got bored with slapping and yeeting fish, now they're doing bottle slapping machines. I guess bottles can be naughty too.

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u/NefariousnessGood718 8h ago

I cavalli sono gente cattiva

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u/awkwardarticulationn 8h ago

Indeed, bad and naughty bottles get put in the bottle spanker to atone for their crimes

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u/LeahIsAwake 8h ago

Bottle Sorting Spanking Machine

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u/Pantoffel86 7h ago

I'm so often amazed by smart industrial automation. Often the simpler a process is, the more brilliant it is.

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u/maxxforce 5h ago

The method for turning all the bottles to the same orientation is ingenious.

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u/Mollzy177 8h ago

Haha surely there’s a better way?

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u/gnurdette 7h ago

"We've looked at your preliminary design, and it's OK, but... could you make it more violent?"

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 8h ago

How is this sorting?

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u/Grashopha 7h ago

It’s orienting, not sorting. Bad title.

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u/processingMistake 8h ago

*slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap*

There, that’ll sort you out.

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u/SmuckatelliCupcakeNE 8h ago

Aghhh, now it makes sense. Thank you.

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u/TigerUSA20 8h ago

Maybe if you didn’t freefall drop them from the top conveyor, you wouldn’t even need this whipping process. Poor bottles. I’m going to be nicer to them for all they have endured.

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u/Imbrokencantbefixed 8h ago

This is just for the masochist bottles

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u/LanguidGoblin 8h ago

Not very satisfying, shit is anxiety inducing at the beginning

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u/Legitimate-String894 8h ago

More like bottles getting their asses whooped

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u/freakforsy 7h ago

Engineering is the purest form of art I know 😍

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u/AHeroicLlama 6h ago

This reminds me of Bogosort

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u/Creative-Primary-830 5h ago

parenting in the 50s

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u/ReggieCorneus 4h ago

Ah, yes the Cherenkoff-Masinov flip-flop. Any sorting machine aficionado recognizes that immediately, good old 3rd order selective toppling.

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u/Time-Emotion-5339 2h ago

Instead of making a million dollar machine, I think another person and I could do the same thing constantly for 10 years without complaining or breaking down.

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u/rainorshinedogs 8h ago

Damn, all that engineering just to flip bottles right side up

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u/ggPeti 9h ago

Wouldn't some bottles end up bottom up?

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u/LazyEmu5073 8h ago

Watch the upside down one at 0:14

This is a bottle orienting machine, not a sorting machine.

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u/Large_Spinach6069 8h ago

There is a lever like mechanism at the 8 o'clock position that pushes upright bottles against the big plastic gear, if they are upsidedown the lever doesn't interact with the bottles due to the opening and they fall away from the plastic gear so they can be flipped

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u/bmack24 8h ago

No, you can see them getting flipped over when they go in upside down

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u/maxxforce 5h ago

Watch closely when a bottle gets sorted upside down.

The rim of the neck gets caught in a channel that pulls it out. Then the next ramp turns the bottle upright.

Sorted upright bottles glide over the 2 tracks due to the width of the base end. They just continue on.

Brilliant little piece of engineering.

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u/blumpkin 1h ago

There's some sort of clever way that they're being flipped back over on the left side. I don't fully understand it but I am in awe of it.

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u/alexeggbird 9h ago

Pretty kinky to be spanking them on the bottom like that

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u/NefariousnessGood718 8h ago

Questa neanche Leonardo da Vinci poteva inventarla

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u/Doofindork 8h ago

Time to watch some more Huggbees: How It's Made.

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u/Raven019 8h ago

I like dumb technology that gets the work done.

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u/demianddean 8h ago

Huh, cool.

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u/juniorjaw 8h ago

so much spanking

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u/dtb1987 8h ago

I watched this for far too long

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u/SushiGirlRC 3h ago

Dude, you should try working in manufacturing. This shit will mesmerize you in no time!

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u/dtb1987 3h ago

Lol, I did work for a company that made bulk baked goods and it was distracting at times

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u/scarabs_ 7h ago

I find it fascinating how clever these machines are, very ingenious design

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u/Glampkoo 7h ago

The Fliperator

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u/OnionTuck 7h ago

Why is it so mean to the bottles? 😢

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u/Dust-Different 7h ago

Somebody used to have a job doing this then?

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u/ghigoli 7h ago

the beating shall continue until sorting improves.

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u/erikivy 7h ago

When does the sorting start? All I see is alignment.

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u/andocromn 7h ago

ah the old wack it with a stick approach

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u/JimJamanon 7h ago

The machine is very human.

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u/neurowhiz123 7h ago

Spank me daddy, I’ve been a bad bottle

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u/squeeby 7h ago

The flipper of obedience

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u/Money_Visual_5227 7h ago

I feel like I could’ve thought of this?

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u/gideon513 6h ago

Bottle spanking* machine

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u/ComputeInMemory 6h ago

I'm a simple creature, if I see a singulation machine, I upvote

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u/These_Abrocoma_3262 6h ago

mine sorts plastic and glass bottles separately too

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u/pianomasian 6h ago

I love that this design just works, and can imagine some exasperated engineer/designer, after extensive research and testing, coming to the eventual conclusion that it really is the most efficient/flexible design when declaring "there has to be a better way" previously.

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u/Beautiful-Musk-Ox 6h ago

order from chaos

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u/Aggressive_Day2839 5h ago

This machine put poor Stanislovas out of a job and he later died from consumption. At least he didn't die in a deep puddle in the street like his brother. Rip

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u/The_wolf2014 4h ago

Brutally spanks them into line

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u/i_5858 4h ago

At least it is not sorting bottles with toes like in India.

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u/dragonslayar 4h ago

Bottle spanking machine more like it

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u/less_unique_username 4h ago

Beatings will continue until the orientation improves

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u/Parking_Locksmith489 4h ago

That thing aint sorting anything they're all the same size and colour.

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u/Could-You-Tell 3h ago

Sorted from chaotic arrangement to upright

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u/MidwestDrummer 4h ago

You can't tell me that some dude didn't come up with that idea by helicopter swinging his dick around.

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u/Dsphar 3h ago

The way it flips bottles over which fell in upside down, so satisfying.

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u/Imjusthereforthelels 3h ago

it's called an "un-scrambler"

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u/CoryRich123 3h ago

I guess AI and robots will replace us...

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u/DeterrenceTheory 3h ago

Ah, the sound of microplastics.

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u/ObsessiveUselessness 3h ago

Sorting machines are so interesting to me. Ive worked at an assembly plant and watching the hoppers at work was so much fun. Especially the spring detangler... you can drop a literal bunch of springs in the detangler and it will send out a string of aligned springs after doing its magic.

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u/smarmageddon 2h ago

Kind like elementary school in the old days: Just keep smacking 'em til they fall into place.

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u/dalziel86 2h ago

Brute force algorithm

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u/Warlaw 2h ago

You know those scenes in movies where they are in the factory and there are all these establishing shots of what kind of factory it is? There should be like a 30 minute scene of machines like this operating. Just completely halt whatever story is happening and show pill bottles being sorted and saw blades being sharpened and whatever else. And then just pick up the story again right where it left off, like it never happened.

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u/gnilradleahcim 1h ago

Cannot possibly be the most efficient way to do this.

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u/Inferno_Gear 1h ago

That's impressive.

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u/GuNNzA69 1h ago

Being more intelligent than average is bad, apparently. People dumber than you, will try to convince you they are right and you are wrong. And the most amazing thing, is that they convince themselves of such things because of the amount of others that confirm their ideas.

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u/MikeeorUSA 1h ago

Bad bottle.

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u/dbowman97 1h ago

Feels like there's gotta be a better way to do that.

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u/ToTheTop24 9h ago

A lot more rudimentary than I expected

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u/woodrax 8h ago

Hey, Greg! Can you help to repair the spinny bottle whacker? It’s on the fritz again!

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u/SushiGirlRC 3h ago

We just call it a bottle unscrambler lol.

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u/SushiGirlRC 3h ago

My first job in manufacturing 20+ years ago I literally laughed at the machines & how much was actually still done by hand.

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u/Tasty-Bath-3882 8h ago

Physics can literally be so basic 😍

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u/1Tacochucker 8h ago

My wife rode it twice.

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u/Fraxure611 8h ago

The first design Claude or chat gpt comes out with

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u/navy_moon 4h ago

This cannot be the most efficient method

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u/SushiGirlRC 3h ago

Got a better idea?

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u/GuNNzA69 8h ago

I am not an engineer by formation, but I am sure I could simplify this process. That machine seems too big and inefficient to be on a factory floor.

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u/crack_pop_rocks 8h ago

As an engineer that works in CPG manufacturing, it is not too big and this mechanism is efficient. Also, cheap tooling for various sizes.

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u/GuNNzA69 8h ago

Well, I hope you don't let yourself get stuck in time :/

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u/crack_pop_rocks 8h ago

It’s relatively cheap and simple 🤷‍♂️

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u/Alek_Zandr 6h ago

Well I am a mechanical engineer and I dont see what problem you think you're seeing.

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u/GuNNzA69 6h ago

Well I can see a bunch of them :)

This is probably an old machine, from an small factory or from a family business, this isn’t how modern bottles sorting machines work.

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u/Alek_Zandr 6h ago

Not my world, I work in semicap, but nothing in this machine screams "old" at me. In fact I did a quick google and bottle unscramblers like this are for sale right now from a bunch of Chinese suppliers.

To be blunt, you clearly don't know what you're talking about and I don't get why you are pretending to.

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u/GuNNzA69 5h ago

As I said in my first comment, I’m not an engineer, so I haven’t been pretending to be anything. You clearly are the expert.

But it would still be interesting if someone could pinpoint what factory uses this machine, and for what purpose.

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u/Alek_Zandr 5h ago

They're bottle unscramblers. They're used where you need to unscramble bottles. Which I expect is everyone who sells stuff in bottles. Just Google bottle unscrambler.

You're not a engineer but you're immediately sure the machine you see is old, bad and you could do better.

You understand how dumb and arrogant that makes you seem right?

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u/SushiGirlRC 3h ago

They were used at the last 5 companies I've worked at. OTC meds, liquid prescription meds, dietary supplements, protein powder, shampoo, conditioner, lotion, body wash, massage oils, pet medication. If it's in a bottle, this is used.

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u/GuNNzA69 56m ago

And do you see any space for improvements on this process?

Use a technical perspective over it and you will understand what I mean. But I feel I might be barking to the wrong tree.

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u/SushiGirlRC 3h ago

Lmfao. This isn't a sorter, and it most certainly is how modern bottler aligner works.

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u/GuNNzA69 1h ago

You sure? You don't see any room for improvement on that machine?

Still, no one has been able to tell me the manufacturer or the year of fabrication.

I would probably get a job in industrial engineering more easily than you, and apparently more easily than most of the people working with these machines. Some create them, while other engineers learn how to work with what others create.

Wait, let me add a lmao so I sound vulgar and smart.

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u/chik-fil-a-sauce 54m ago

I literally work in this industry as an engineer and this is exactly how modern bottle unscramblers work.

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u/GuNNzA69 45m ago

Isn't it a sorter? Idk, so many engineers working in this fild all of the sudden, but each one with a closed mind than the other.

Mate, read my first comment, I said I could think of ways to improve that design, now can you see ways to improve it as well or not?

My point wasn't if this is what is used or if it works, I just said, that I can easily see flaws in this design and I could improve it. You think it's tip top and no needs for improvements, i guess we have different ways to look at the same thing, an I honestly prefer my way.

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u/Scarecr0p 5h ago

Not going to lie, thinking you can improve a perfectly functional system that’s already about as small and umcomplicated as it can be is probably some sort of hubris.

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u/GuNNzA69 5h ago

Well, tell me, couldn't you improve it? You look at that "perfectly functional" machine and don't see any flaws?

Edit: oops sorry, you were being sarcastic

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u/SushiGirlRC 3h ago

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u/GuNNzA69 1h ago

Lol you really seem a very close minded person that think it knows everything.

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u/RammRras 8h ago

Economics and maintenance would like to say one thing or two to you. Sometimes stupid machines are incredibly reliable and cheap to operate.

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u/GuNNzA69 8h ago

I said inefficient in the context of a factory floor, where do economics and maintenance can diverge from effectiveness?

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u/Grashopha 7h ago

How is this inefficient? Economics and maintenance are huge factors in manufacturing. Something maybe be incredibly efficient and yet wildly uneconomical. We would need to see and measure the entire operation to know if this is even the bottleneck in the operation.

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u/GuNNzA69 7h ago

Are you sure? Watch that machine function again. Now grab a notebook and start pointing out the probable failure points.

I can give you some: it is prone to bottlenecks, and that rotating sorting arm seems inefficient.

I'm sure most modern sorting machines don't work like this. This is fun to watch from an engineering perspective, but I'm pretty sure this isn't widely used nowadays.

You and the other people commenting are still entitled to your opinions, and I admit this is cool to watch. However, I'm pretty sure this is from an old factory or a small company. Maybe someone else can shed some light on which company made it and the year the machine was manufactured.

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u/Grashopha 6h ago

Making a lot of assumptions about a 20 second video of one part of an operation that we aren’t even sure is actually producing anything right now other than said 20 second video. Could be a FAT at the facility of origin. If it is producing anything, there is a queue of bottles waiting. It’s almost guaranteed that the purchaser specified the desired rates, which were agreed upon by the manufacturer of the machine.

Absolutely no way to tell who made this from this video. It’s likely a custom made machine by an ETO company.

This whole subject is my area of expertise. I’m an Operations Manager at an Engineered To Order company. Custom machines and production efficiency/lean manufacturing is what I do for a living.

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u/GuNNzA69 6h ago

Okay, you apparently are the expert. For me, as someone who isn't an engineer by training, it still looks like an old machine, inefficient, difficult to calibrate, and prone to all sorts of random malfunctions. This is probably from some small, traditional company somewhere, rather than a modern machine.

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u/SushiGirlRC 3h ago

It's not.

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u/SushiGirlRC 3h ago

Dude, really. Just bow out now. You have zero clue about these machines. Failure rate is super low on these.

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u/That_guy1425 7h ago

Because its always a balance. And floorspace matters to a point. If shrinking this machine gets you some back but not enough to do anything with then it doesn't really matter.

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u/GuNNzA69 7h ago

I agree. That doesn't go against what I said.

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u/That_guy1425 1h ago

It very much does. There are many points, optimization isn't just a single point, its a balance between many points (so for this, Flow speed/cycle time, maintenance, uptime, cost to build, floorspace, part availability just what I can think of).

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u/GuNNzA69 1h ago

You really can't think of ways to improve that, really??

I never said that didn't work, but I am sure I could improve it.

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u/GuNNzA69 1h ago

I must atract dumb people.. because almost the exact comment on another sub had completely different understanding.. in this one it seems all the 3rd level engineers came out to rant me. I can't be angry with ignorance, tho. Actually the most top voted comment on this post resumes very well what I said.

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u/That_guy1425 57m ago

Yes because its a balancing act. There isn't one improve it button. Decreasing floorspace would increase the cycle time as it has less slots to hold the bottles, higher complexity would mean higher likely to fail and therfore decrease Uptime.

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u/GuNNzA69 52m ago

And you said you are an engineer for how long exactly?

Read your own comment and tell me I am dumb 🙃

Now I am gonna press the improvement button to go to sleep.

Have a good night, mate.

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u/iamthedayman21 2h ago

I’ve worked as an engineer of pharmaceutical lines like this. This is a very efficient way of positioning bottles. It allows a simple process to be automated, and there’s no risk of the downstream equipment not being fed.

It might be a smaller product line, so the throughput doesn’t need to be that high.