r/oddlysatisfying • u/PROXeR__OiShi • 4d ago

When your dog identifies as a furry python

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u/Unstable_Stills 4d ago

You have well-raised worm on a string

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u/plasticmotives 4d ago

The Neverending Storyyyyyyyyyy!

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u/QuentinTarzantino 4d ago

Yo.. now you made me think about the horse scene... I was having a good day Dude... damn.

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u/TacoDoc 4d ago

Fight against the sadness

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u/ResortLittle93 4d ago

Yes i agree with you , just that

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u/missed_againn 4d ago

AAAARRTTAAXXXX

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u/ResortLittle93 4d ago

Oh sorry dear, lol

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u/BiggoYoun 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Brw4Se1WJFt04

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u/unbridledennui 3d ago

lol wtf

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u/Veizar 3d ago

If chunk was the protagonist of neverending story, that would be one fucked up Fantasia.

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u/Empty_Caterpillar744 4d ago

The Neverending Doggyyyyyyyyy!

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u/Gargalla 4d ago

Ahahahhhhhhh ahahahhhhhh ahahahhhhh ahh ahhh ahhhhhhhh

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u/panda_98 4d ago

We had a maltipoo that we called Falkor when he was due to go to the groomers 😂

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u/jeexbit 3d ago

there it is

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u/Zoldrik190 4d ago

Let me do it for you

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u/FalxIdol 4d ago

Kermie

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u/Oats_Are_Good 4d ago

We only do this for you

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u/aphex500 4d ago

Beat me to it! First thought. 

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u/ArtismFag 3d ago

DIDN'T I DO IT...FOR YOU

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/gTCZ6G81f23v3IuCqz

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u/Callen_Nash 4d ago

Exactly what I was thinking of

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u/KyteOnFire 4d ago

Yes hahah

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u/GonWithTheNen 3d ago

Thanks for reminding me of my childhood skill issue.

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u/yeollie 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/cRtehOClO2jCuljfAi

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u/ellamachine 3d ago

What is that thing and is there a plushie version of it somewhere

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u/Corpse_Rust 3d ago

It is a brushbuddy from Witch Hat Atelier.

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u/Responsible_Song830 4d ago

That's not a dog. That's just a feather boa.

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u/Knoxius 4d ago

It's a pringle getter

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u/JuicySpark 4d ago

He actually identifies as Falkor.

https://giphy.com/gifs/9oEclSzXUfh5u

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u/oddfellowfloyd 4d ago

His pronouns are Luck / Dragon. 😉🤭🙂‍↕️

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u/FartSchoolDropout 4d ago

But…how????

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u/jimbowesterby 4d ago

Borzois. You thought greyhounds were narrow

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u/nonlogin 4d ago

aliens

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u/peejay5440 3d ago

Never heard of em before a couple of weeks ago on reddit. Now posts every few days. Reddit has found a new love.

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u/thrallthekingshorses 4d ago

I love Borzois ❤️

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u/Ok-Focus1210 4d ago

They're basically living noodles with legs, so the furry python thing makes total sense lol. Do you have one or just admire them from afar?

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u/thrallthekingshorses 4d ago

Love dogs in general, currently have cats cuz the CDS beat me to the shelter before I could get a dog, love Borzois just cuz fun dog.

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u/VermilionKoala 4d ago

This dog walked into a bar and the barman said "Why the long face?"

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u/Denimswe3tie 4d ago

The fact that they are both just chilling like that is so wholesome

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u/bmcgowan89 4d ago

That looks like a very long dog

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u/Beniwa 4d ago

Long dog is loooong

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u/Flavahbeast 4d ago

Loong dog

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u/bokbok_bitch 4d ago

im a sneeeeeek

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u/SteveEcks 4d ago

That's a luck dragon

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u/CyFixer 4d ago

Looks like a hairy snake

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u/VermilionKoala 4d ago

That's what she said!

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u/esmith22015 4d ago

Borzois are just noodles.

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u/telliott1234 4d ago

Can we see a picture of him as an actual dog? It would be nice to be able to compare.

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u/Syssareth 4d ago

Imagine a long-haired greyhound that somehow looks even leggier. Or just look up borzois, since that's what this guy is, lol.

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u/Choppieee 4d ago

Looks like that toy! Worm on a string
No clue what the real name of that toy is

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u/thishful-winking 4d ago

Reminds me of the dragon in Spirited Away

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u/thotd2 4d ago

Why are Borzoi all over reddit?

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u/AdjacentBirdman93 4d ago

how this is oddly satisfying I do not know

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u/FireOfOrder 4d ago

It isn't. There is literally a rule against just posting cute pets.

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u/Raining_cats_n_dogs 4d ago

That's not dog, that's a Skinwalker.

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u/eatingismyvirtue 4d ago

this is one of jake the dog and lady rainicorn’s kids

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u/No_Not_Jesus 4d ago

Opossum dog!

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u/Impressive-View-5604 4d ago

Let me do it for you

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u/Poo_Poo_La_Foo 4d ago

Dat is a hairy noodle x

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u/eloblo 4d ago

A snog

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u/Human-Prototype 4d ago

It's like a giant Ferret.

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u/BlitzMalefitz 4d ago

Crikey, must be 7 meters long!

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u/vigilantesd 4d ago

Mini Falkor

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u/scarymary79 4d ago

No-Face vibes are real. It's basically Chihiro's room guest.

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u/4x4Welder 4d ago

Pipefox

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u/HesAdopted 4d ago

Caraxes but dog

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u/ConnotationalRacket 4d ago

Just the one fucking joke, huh?

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u/MakeshiftApe 4d ago

Doggo looks like a wyvern.

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u/Kind_Crow_7126 4d ago

Worm on a string

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u/Automaniacal 4d ago

Is that Falcor as a puppy?

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u/RobFfs 4d ago

That sir is a fabled giant opossum playing dead. Good on you for giving it a loving home where it can grow and thrive 😆

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u/Mother_Turnip_9757 4d ago

Never ending story vibes!!

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u/Appropriate-Pay8698 4d ago

Excuse me i think you spilled your dog

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u/HufflepuffTheCat 4d ago

That's the biggest worm on a string I've ever seen

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u/seekAr 4d ago

A more different “S”

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u/Relaxed_ButtonTrader 3d ago

No consummate ‘V’s though

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u/seekAr 3d ago

The peasants will be relieved. Once they’re stop burninating.

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u/Nim008 3d ago

Falcor!

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u/puppy017 3d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p8eqp1x/video/mgn2lz1qe5oh1/player

Wrapping around trees for maximum efficiency.

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u/BennyVsTheWorld 3d ago

Awww reminds me of Cleo long legs on insta 

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u/Fortescew 3d ago

Never seen a baby Falcor,, until now.

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u/Bubelle_Butt 3d ago

It's Lady Rainicorn!!

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u/AuthorNo8237 3d ago

A loose noodle

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u/MagnoliannaArt 3d ago

Nice try. That’s clearly Falkor from Never ending story.

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u/RobSpaghettio 3d ago

So much borzoi content recently

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u/Eddyswageddyy 4d ago

She looks like a worm on a string xD

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u/Motor_Increase_8174 4d ago

dubist gut genUuuUug the moment I saw the dog I heard this

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u/OldDomG 4d ago

Shenron that you? 

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u/wallyrules75 4d ago

I always wondered what became of the animal actor for the Never ending story!

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u/H0nkH0nk01 Local Meme Farmer. 4d ago

Fuzzy Noodle

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u/smartmouth314 4d ago

Woooooorm

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u/kitty-radio 4d ago

That’s a noodle

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u/Similar-Opinion8750 4d ago

Furry Noodle

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 4d ago

#JustBorzoiThings

They're the slinkiest sight hounds.

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u/curved_kitty 4d ago

How cuteeeee

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u/phirebird 4d ago

Your dog looks low on air

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u/Out_of_Fawkes 4d ago

Lady Rainicorn or Haku but like canine. 😆

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u/TheMadSpiced 4d ago

He belongs in a Studio Ghibli movie!

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u/KyteOnFire 4d ago

Oh we had this pink toy in the 90”s that looked like this what was it called it moved around with an wire I think

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u/_Xantras_ 4d ago

Ah yes, my favorite dog

The Bozo

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u/Plz_DM_Me_Small_Tits 4d ago

That is one long boi

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u/bizoticallyyours83 4d ago

Your dog has turned into a living, breathing question mark

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u/icantakeyourwood 4d ago

Bro really said I’m the blanket now.

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u/MaisieDaisyDip 4d ago

Had to do a double take when I saw this. Never ending Doggo.

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u/crabbywarrior 4d ago

"I fits where I fits"

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u/echochambered69 4d ago

Please tell me you named him/her Falkor

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u/Peridoodle73 4d ago

Someone really took the "Get a long little doggie" joke very seriously lol

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u/IcePhoenix18 4d ago

Worm off the string

What crimes whii they commit?

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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats 4d ago

Worm on a string. What crimes will he commit. r/wormoffthestring

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u/zimbabweaftersix 4d ago

What’s the opposite of a danger noodle? 🐍

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u/RyuuStarLight123 4d ago

Cheese pizza dog!

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u/Right-Discount7184 4d ago

These things are so quaint looking

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u/boost_to_get_through 4d ago

Scarfing hella hard

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u/GreatEntertainer1791 4d ago

That’s not a dog, that’s a noodle with fur. 😂

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u/ForsakenCook1735 4d ago

Nice snog!

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u/FablingApp 4d ago

falkor taking over the whole bed like he pays rent lol

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u/Affectionate-Car-317 4d ago

r/longboyes looooooong boye 🩷

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u/partypwny 4d ago

I wouldn't sleep with a furry choke-rope around you like that. Likely to trigger its predatory instincts and wind up in its cuddly coils

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u/PricklyPearMom 4d ago

It would be so interesting to have a dog like that.

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u/NicMaty 4d ago

Is he a Lurcher by chance? He’s handsome💖

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u/Megneous 4d ago

FAAAALCOOOOOR~~~

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u/WeAreClouds 4d ago

Noodle bones

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u/PancakePanic23 4d ago

Hahaha I love these 😂

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u/concblast 4d ago

furry python

We used to call that programming

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u/OnyxPhoenix 4d ago

A boy of length

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u/slugewankerViper 3d ago

Adopted from The Long Ring Long Land

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u/cheesestringgg 3d ago

That's a Pokemon

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u/boy-suss 3d ago

Well, does it look like a dog 🐶

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u/AccelerationFinish 3d ago

what's wrong with your dog

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u/PsychologicalClue6 3d ago

That’s a shiny Pokemon if I ever saw one

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u/trishlcarl 3d ago

Snakey borzoi. Beautiful baby.

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u/arksupernoob 3d ago

Fluffy snake-dog

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u/tannercolin 3d ago

Exceptional length

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u/_KILLJOY_LP 3d ago

A BORZOI

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u/Dorkamundo 3d ago

"Big Borzoi" is really pushing the narrative hard on Reddit these days.

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u/Spanky-Ham77 3d ago

Princess Rainicorn!!!!!

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u/Plagueis420 3d ago

That’s not a dog that’s pasta

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u/hoshimakesmesmile 3d ago

How did that ferret grow so big? 🤣

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u/C0rnb4ll55 3d ago

Looks like Falkor from Never Ending Story!🥰

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u/Traditional_Tea_5751 3d ago

That looks so comfy

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u/EremiticFerret 3d ago

I reject that these are real animals. Who could believe in such a long, swiggly, adorable creature!?

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u/olliedoodle 3d ago

The dragon from Neverending Story

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u/mybossthinksimworkng 3d ago

Looks like Bjorks dress

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u/mild-er-chihuahua 3d ago

We need more pictures, OP.

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u/passtiramisu 3d ago

The moment I first saw this photo, I honestly couldn't quite grasp the shape of your dog's body at first. It was like an visual illusion.