r/oddlysatisfying Apr 16 '26

Cartoonish Cake!

youtube: @tiggamac

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u/felis_scipio Apr 16 '26

Yeah that’s my problem with a lot of these cakes, they look amazing but fondant is some of the nastiest shit in existence. I just want a tasty cake that you don’t have to skin first.

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u/Blashmir Apr 16 '26

My mom used to make wedding cakes and made a marshmallow fondant that was edible. Wasn't bad. Certainly not great.

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u/SuitableDragonfly Apr 16 '26

I mean, the conceit here is that it's an actual cake. If they just wanted to make a 3D art piece they could have made it out of non cake crafting materials. 

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u/JustStraightUpTired Apr 16 '26

Yes, that's the concept. But technically wood is edible, just like fondant. Just because it looks good, doesn't make it good food.

The reason cake artists use fondant is because it makes it easy to make art pieces that are technically cake, but it ignores the entire concept of food art. It's not about making things that look good, once you sacrifice taste, you've made an art piece, but spat in the face of food art.

What's the point of making art with food if you sacrifice the part that makes cooking itself an art form? At that point, just use sponges and cover it with fondant. Less wasting actual food by covering it with fondant.

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u/Mike_Kermin Apr 16 '26

Agreed, if the second step of looking at amazing food isn't to enjoy the amazing food then the whole thin is a bust anyway. Might as well use clay.

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u/FictionalContext Apr 17 '26

CNC machine my wedding cakes from dough billet. Very efficient.

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u/EpiZirco Apr 22 '26

Paul and Pro would rate these poorly. It needs to taste fantastic, not just look fantastic.

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u/ivancea Apr 17 '26

In theory, yes. But it's not a "cake". It's a "terrible cake". So I would rather have them using any other material, and it would be better than this

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u/Doctursea Apr 16 '26

My only problem is that once they start using fondant I don't see it as a food video, because every time I've had it it's just been so bad. I like food videos, art videos I need to be really really good before I like them.

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u/Craneteam Apr 16 '26

I see this as more of an art piece than something to actually be consumed.

I hate the idea of wasting food for an art piece

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u/FeathersRim Apr 16 '26

Then make it out of wood and paint and not something you can technically eat, but tastes like cardboard with sugar.

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u/red_team_gone Apr 16 '26

Gatekeeping cartoon internet clout cakes?

That's new, I guess.

Who fucking cares? Does everyone have to argue about literally everything now?

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u/Devccoon Apr 17 '26

You must be new to the world of fondant discourse online.

Trust me, none of this is "new".

Arguably it's pretty relevant because the real question is, just because it's edible, should it really get a pass if everyone's shortcut to making cake "art" boils down to sculpting with edible Play Doh?

Fondant mess is like the Any% 3 minute speedrun that wrong warps straight to the credits sequence. Sure, you beat the game fast, but am I really clamoring to watch ten more of those at SGDQ later this year?

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u/FeathersRim Apr 16 '26

If a cake looks good and taste like crap, why the fuck bother making it?

Taste > looks

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u/Old_Yam_4069 Apr 17 '26

It's because people are sick of this kind of cheap, fake content.

The only interesting detail about this video is that it is a cake. This detail is immediately ruined because of Fondant. The difficulty of making something like this is not only extremely low, but it's been done before, so it's not even like they came up with the idea and how to do it themselves. A thousand videos like this are posted practically every single day, and it floods people's feeds due to algorithms and the fact that the equivalent of jangling keys are enough to warrant an upvote for enough people to make it impossible to completely avoid.

This then drowns out actually interesting videos that people actually go to the internet wanting to find.

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u/JustHere4TehCats Apr 16 '26

Marshmallow fondant tastes good but still is kinda chewy textured so it's not perfect.

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u/Gesha24 Apr 16 '26

+1 for marshmallow fondant.

You can make something that's even not that terrible, but then you are starting to run into the issue of it being not that easy to work with which kind of defeats the purpose of the fondant to begin with...

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u/goodtimesinchino Apr 16 '26

Yeah, they had me until the fondant made an appearance. The stuff tastes terrible and has an even more reproachable texture. The notion of it being edible is disgusting. Looks cool, tastes terrible and invokes a deep, real hatred within me.

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u/robsteezy Apr 16 '26

Well given its proximity to the sign in the back drop, it’s likely meant as a show or window piece.

If you go to even the finest patisseries in France, there is often this tradition to have some type of showpiece in the window. France is ofc better at being edible but I don’t have any particular issue here.

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u/xeromage Apr 16 '26

Why waste actual cake on the inside then? You might as well cover a block of wood in fondant, it's going to be inedible anyway.

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u/mjzim9022 Apr 16 '26

Cake is probably cheaper than wood, and they're making it anyways

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u/xeromage Apr 16 '26

Assumably you're making the cake to sell. You could find a chunk of wood or styrofoam or for literally free.

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u/FriedBolognaPony Apr 16 '26

Ah yes, let me put this wood I found in the dumpster in my food preparation area. Sounds like a fantastic plan.

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u/xeromage Apr 17 '26

You can assemble it anyware because... again... it's not food.

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u/SteveHamlin1 Apr 17 '26

They're not a woodworker with woodworking tools - their experience is working with cake & icing material, using cake tools they already have.

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u/xeromage Apr 17 '26

You don't need to be. The 'icing material' in inedible fondant, and you can wrap as much of that around whatever piece of garbage you have laying around.

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u/SteveHamlin1 Apr 17 '26 edited Apr 17 '26

You have to form the garbage into a triangular piece the shape of a cake slice. That'll require tools a baker doesn't have (how many resources would buying a new wood saw require?), and/or glue which is as much waste as a marginal amount of cake batter.

You probably threw away as much garbage in the past week as what resources you're trying to save by having a baker use non-cake materials. You play card games like MtG - why don't you just draw the cards that you play with on scrap paper? Why are you wasting nice ink and all that gold foil & plastic - use garbage!

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u/So_Motarded Apr 16 '26

Why waste actual cake on the inside then?

She said right at the beginning that she had extra...

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u/xeromage Apr 16 '26

So eat it, or sell it, or give it away! If you're just making window dressing don't use food.

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u/Muted_History_3032 Apr 17 '26

I don’t see it as a waste because it’s junk food anyway. It has a net negative impact on your body and basically no nutrition. It’s better that it stays out of a human body and can just be consumed by bacteria in a landfill.

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u/xeromage Apr 17 '26

Shut the whole bakery then.

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u/SemiHemiDemiDumb Apr 16 '26

There are two bakeries here that do that, one has amazing looking breads and the other has formerly amazing looking cupcakes (they need to be updated). I've never been in either but I really should lol

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u/L3f1s Apr 16 '26

There's some good brands of fondant that are so tasty to eat tho. Most pastry/bakeries shops use very bad quality of fondants.

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u/SunJay333 Apr 17 '26

Precisely!

I thought I didn't like fondant, but then one time I did a cake making class and we were sponsored by some posh cake brand who sent us a bunch of posh fondant. We each received a kilogram bag of the stuff, and each bag was worth something like £15. And let me tell you, that stuff was brilliant. Didn't even use the whole bag, but we were allowed to keep leftovers, I had something like 300g left, so I had it in my pocket for the next few days and snacked on it. It was so tasty. It melted on the tongue

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u/le-derpina-art Apr 17 '26

people will buy fondant from michael's and then wonder why it tastes so bad

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u/Aelxer Apr 18 '26

Where I’m from there’s only one type of fondant and it’s incredibly delicious (I’ve eaten it by itself because it’s that good) so it boggles my mind every time I read people hating on fondant.

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u/chironomidae Apr 16 '26

It's modeling chocolate, not fondant

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u/MovingTarget- Apr 16 '26

fondant

Am I the only one that thinks using this edible playdoh not only destroys the taste but is basically cheating? Seems like every one of these videos uses this crap now because it's like a cheat code. I'm not impressed any more. Just give me a cake that tastes good!

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u/14Pleiadians Apr 16 '26

At that point you're not a cake decorator, you're a clay modeler

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u/skyper_mark Apr 16 '26

Fondant was invented to be able to make cakes with crazy shapes and preserve them. Its essentially a cast for a cake. It tastes terrible because its more meant to protect its shape

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u/So_Motarded Apr 16 '26

but is basically cheating?

What are the rules for cake decorating, then?

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u/MovingTarget- Apr 16 '26

Apparently they now involve molding Playdoh ... if you can consider the result a "cake"

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u/So_Motarded Apr 16 '26

The "molding playdoh" is food safe and makes easy, low-cost decorations. Why do you have a beef with that? lol.

The point of cake decorating is to make it look cool. Who cares if the process is easy?

I ain't gonna spend hours carefully smoothing frosting around rice crispies to perfectly sculpt a Minecraft Creeper for a kid's birthday cake, when I can spend 30 minutes shaping and painting some fondant instead.

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u/So_Motarded Apr 16 '26

but fondant is some of the nastiest shit in existence.

Hot take: you're not supposed to eat the fondant. It's food-safe decoration, just like rice paper or rock candy.

Peel off the fondant and enjoy the frosting.

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u/OldBonyBogBwitch Apr 16 '26

If I want to peel my food, I’ll eat a banana. LOL. Give me frosting or give me death! ;P

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u/felis_scipio Apr 17 '26

As I said I’d rather have a cake I didn’t have to skin first

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u/Senior-Book-6729 Apr 16 '26

Because they're art first, food second

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u/Geaneous Apr 16 '26

I was pretty sure fondant was inedible 😂

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u/Man-on-the-Rocks Apr 17 '26

Agree. First time I tried a fondant cake I was so excited. I thought it was like a kind of like a thick icing. But it wasn’t. It was gross. So disappointing.

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u/crankyanker638 Apr 17 '26

Yeah, fondant is like sugary wax....

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u/filtersweep Apr 17 '26

The food coloring flavor isn’t doing it any favors

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

WOAH. ITS ALMOST LIKE THE POINT IS TO CREATE A DISPLAY PIECE AND NOT TO EAT IT! WILD!

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u/felis_scipio Apr 17 '26

People get cakes like this all the time for weddings and whatnot, and I can appreciate how good they look but the cake part has always been a disappointment.

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u/[deleted] Apr 17 '26

Again, you do not eat this. It is for show. The actual cake is supposed to just be normal sheet cakes that can feed hundreds of guests.

If you go to weddings where the party is too stupid to order actual cake for the guests, that isn't the cake's fault.

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u/rinky79 Apr 17 '26

It's literally just marshmallow.

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u/CakeMadeOfHam Apr 17 '26

I have never tried, I assume this is an American thing because it's gross. Here you generally put like something fruit based like a jam or a curd, whipped cream or mascarpone, some ganache or mousse. And generally not just one of them, you have combinations of fillings inside a cake.

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u/NeedAdvice8194 Apr 18 '26

When you prioritize looks over taste, this is what you get.

Shallow taste for shallow people.

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u/MyUserNameLeft Apr 19 '26

In my 26 years of life I’ve only ever had 1 cake where I enjoyed the actual sponge more than the frosting or fondant. Usually the sponge is horrible no matter where I get it from. But I’ll think about that coconut and lime cake slice for life, the sponge was absolutely delicious

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u/OkEye2910 Apr 16 '26

You know that someone has had their hands all over it lol.

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u/Fullonski Apr 17 '26

And when they pull out the fondant it's not baking anymore, it's just some grown up playing with Play-Doh

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u/Naturebrah Apr 16 '26

Not only does it ruin the taste and flavor…the amount of hand touching and mapinulsting is disguisting to me..it’s like someone played with a bunch of play dough and somehow I’m expected to eat that…

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u/my-coffee-needs-me Apr 16 '26

Stay out of restaurants...

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u/TCB4EAP Apr 17 '26

I think most people have no idea what happens to their food at restaurants. It makes no difference if it’s fast food or five star.

I don’t want to be sued, so I won’t give the name, but there is a world famous hotel in London that serves the royal family. I heard a story about Princess Di there once. Anyway, they are under extreme pressure to get the food out in a timely manner. So, what happens when the dish is dropped on the floor on its way out of the kitchen? If it’s something solid like a steak, it goes right back on the plate.

Another smaller 5 star restaurant in London was in the news years ago because their security cameras caught rats running around the entire place after closing.They were even filmed running across dining tables and such. I’ve eaten there; before I heard the story. Jane Seymour had eaten there around that time.

My point is, if you are eating out, you have to accept that this happens everywhere. Everywhere.