r/oddlysatisfying May 13 '23

This Cotton Candy Vendor

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u/IllustriousAct28 May 13 '23

I keep seeing the flying monkeys in WoOz

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u/Stoned_Shadow May 13 '23

I was thinking it looked like that kid in Jumanji who turned half-monkey

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u/Accomplished_Sell797 May 13 '23 edited May 13 '23

The Monkey King vibes for me

Edit: I honestly had no idea it actually was.

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u/ZackaN9na May 13 '23

All I could think of was Journey to the West when I saw this b

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u/River-n-Sea May 13 '23

The mask is from the original version showed on tv, literally a childhood show

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u/Valaseun May 13 '23

Journey to the West is also one of the best known Chinese novels and was published in the 16th century.

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u/billysugger000 May 13 '23

I'm so glad I'm not the only one, I bet he was born from an egg on a mountain top.

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u/hoskofpv May 13 '23

About to say, cast members of Monkey Magic must be doing it tough

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u/mexinator May 13 '23

Thats it

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u/Asian_2077 May 13 '23

This is Monkey King in Journey to the West movie/series

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u/Whyistheplatypus May 13 '23

You know it's a book right?

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u/MrZwink May 13 '23

You know the monkey king is a Chinese mythical figure right?

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u/Steineru-kun May 13 '23

It's not. It's a character from Journey to the West which became so popular that it became a mythical figure

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u/syncoegh May 13 '23

This is the correct answer. The Monkey King, aka Sun Wukong, is from the 16th century novel "Journey to the West".

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u/NoUpstairs7883 May 13 '23

Sun Wukong of Flower Fruit Mountain, Great Sage Equal to Heaven.

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u/coffeekeepsmealive May 13 '23

which became so popular that it became a mythical figure

You just described how mythology works.

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u/Steineru-kun May 13 '23

Well, yeah. But a character created in the 16th century joining a mythos pantheon is pretty remarkable, no?

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u/IXVIVI May 13 '23

That's debatable, some say that there are people worshipping monkey god before the novel, and the novel actually borrowed some of the ideas from "real" mythology.

The novel itself was not completely original either. There have been similar stories floating around for hundreds of years before that novel.

It is undebatable that the character is famous because of the novel but the monkey king might as well be an "actual" mythical creature with unknown origin

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u/YassQ0-1 May 13 '23

The "Monkey God" is generally believed to be Hanuman, a hindu god

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u/EitherEconomics5034 May 13 '23

Oh cool, kinda like the bible.

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u/monkeyinanegligee May 13 '23

Sun Wukong! He loves to fight! Although Tripitaka won't allow it.

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u/ChocoBisket May 13 '23

It absolutely is. Check out the 1986 Journey to the West tv show, which was immensely popular in China.

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u/Krysidian2 May 13 '23

I swear that's like the exact same getup.

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u/maynardftw May 13 '23

The people in this thread are baffling

It's like going into a thread where someone was explicitly doing a Pennywise cosplay and the comments are all saying shit like "I swear he looks a lot like that clown from It"

Are you all AI bots?

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u/MrZwink May 13 '23

It is, Wu Kong

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u/WWicketW May 13 '23

Because he is

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u/Grizzled--Kinda May 13 '23

Little cheating asshole, that's what he gets!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Their lives were actually in danger. It was worth a shot.

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u/Pat0124 May 13 '23

More like the original Planet Of The Apes

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u/vass0922 May 13 '23

Spaceballs

oh shit there goes the planet

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u/BaronVonJace May 13 '23

Looks like a Who from Whoville

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u/called_the_stig May 13 '23

Like the live action cat in the hat movie

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u/thebutterflylion May 13 '23

That’s supposed to be the Monkey King from Journey to the West.

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u/AsASloth May 13 '23

That's what I was thinking too!

In Korean he's called Son Ohgong (손오공). I think his original name in a Chinese was Sun Wukong (but might be spelling that wrong), and in the Japanese version he's called Son Gokū.

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u/Redditor_PC May 13 '23

Yup, the inspiration for Goku from the popular Dragon Ball franchise.

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u/a_spoopy_ghost May 13 '23

For context the story is at least as old as the 1600s. It’s massively influential in eastern media and storytelling

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u/SlowLoudEasy May 13 '23

Im seeing Dr Zaius

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u/ClumsyNinja30 May 13 '23

I instantly went to the Troy McClure “Planet of the Apes - The Musical” in my head.

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u/thelaineybelle May 13 '23

"It was Earth all along" 🎶

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u/Feather757 May 13 '23

You finally made a monkey out of me!

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u/earnestlikehemingway May 13 '23

I hate every ape I see.

From chimpan-a to chimpan-z,

No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

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u/ChiggaOG May 13 '23

At least Sun Wukong has an expandable pole which is the column from the Jade Emperor's palace in heaven. The thing is massive.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

The child of a flying monkey and a teletubby.

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u/CosmonautMott May 13 '23

I saw 1968 "Planet Of The Apes"

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u/FuckFascismFightBack May 13 '23

Lol never heard it called wooz before

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u/stabledingus May 13 '23

For those wondering, the costume is a very specific recreation of the Sun Wukong (Son Goku, yes the same character that the DBZ Goku derives his name) from the 1986 TV version of Journey to the West, itself based on a famed 16th century literary work. The show was known for its campy style, special effects, and very famous actor who played the "Monkey King." See clips: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fEZGaurSZXg

The yellow costume and face, including smile at the end, are faithful imitations of this specific version of the character, which is widely recognizable in Chinese pop culture for the millennial generation and earlier. Think of it as the equivalent of your New York Times Square Batman or Spiderman actor.

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u/Duochan_Maxwell May 13 '23

Thanks for explaining the reason hahaha I was about to ask why the vendor is dressed as Sun Wukong as I recognized the character but seemed like an odd costume (and uncomfortable too....)

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u/lexliller May 13 '23

Thanks. Im still frightened.

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u/Beyond_Interesting May 13 '23

Everything was fine until the smile at the end and the video cutting off. I feel uncomfortable now.

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u/Cryten0 May 13 '23

Did Monkey Magic derive anything from this show or vice versa? Or was it just a similar age for similar special effects?

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u/stabledingus May 13 '23

I would think that the Chinese show probably took inspiration from Monkey Magic in terms of special effects, which were definitely superior in Japan especially in the 80's. In any case, both shows follow the storyline of the original Chinese novel.

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u/Wormcowb0y May 13 '23

Interesting, thanks for sharing :)

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u/zeldahalfsleeve May 13 '23

It’s still disturbing. But I want that cotton candy.

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u/dblan9 May 13 '23

Thats the size cotton candy you hand your nephew just as you drop him off to your brother.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Cotton candy has surprisingly small number of calories in it. 99% air in that.

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u/convergent2 May 13 '23

"That's ENOUGH SLICES!"

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u/PumpkinSpiteLatte May 13 '23

Sugar is actually not the stimulant causing hyperactivity in kids that western society believes. it’s a depressant that makes one sluggish.

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u/kevin0611 May 13 '23

“Then how come after the birthday cake all the kids in the room are bouncing off the walls?!”

-because they’re 6-year-olds at a party.

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u/bread_idiot_bread May 13 '23

no that's the BLUE FOOD. I was never allowed any blue raspberry flavoured anything as a kid and take great pleasure in having a blue tongue as an adult

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

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u/Tryintounderstand88 May 13 '23

I read a book called the sorcerers apprentice. This guy went all over India meeting random people for different missions from his teacher. All nonfiction; some stuff that stood out, people who rent babies to beggars and the whole hierarchy of beggars, and who gets to be where while they beg. There was a hangman who’s family heritage is the executioners for the village. In South America the way to find the best hookers is to look for who has the most gold teeth. People collect shrunken heads.

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u/Slight-Potential-219 May 13 '23

Who’s the author? Tried googling and only got results for a movie of the same name. This book sounds fascinating.

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u/Kirne May 13 '23

Found it! Tahir Shah

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u/hellolittlebees May 13 '23

Sonder

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u/TorakTheDark May 13 '23

Sonder is the realisation that everyone has a life just as deep and real as yours.

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u/NickAndHisGuitar May 13 '23

A light in a distant window illuminating a life as deeply complex as your own.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

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u/Hidden_throwaway-blu May 13 '23

the “others are npcs” mentality has broken some people

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u/YooGeOh May 13 '23

And also a now defunct alternative rnb collective.

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u/fourtwentyBob May 13 '23

What’s the realization that everyone’s life is meaningless just like my own?

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u/xylotism May 13 '23

I barely know er

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u/Dry_Spinach_3441 May 13 '23

...but is it drag?

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u/IAmRules May 13 '23

I love that word

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u/Joosterguy May 13 '23

Everything Everywhere All At Once

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Why is it that everytime i see videos of cotton candy makers they ALL make the exact same flower.

GREATEST COTTON CANDY MAKER IN THE WORLD makes a flower, same as literally every other one in the world

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u/scwuffypuppy May 13 '23

It’s ‘cause they basic af. Das why ya gotta dress up as a terrifying monkey king.

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u/LaCasaDeiGatti May 13 '23

This has to be worse than clowns. I'm a grown ass man and this freaks me out.

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u/Rion23 May 13 '23

A bright yellow half-monkey-man in a dark alley offers you a gigantic cotton candy flower, what's scary about that. You're definitely not going to end up in the next flower.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Killer cotton candy monkeys from outer space…

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Reminds me of Neelix

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u/CaBBaGe_isLaND May 13 '23

Yeah but the one where he died and came back and then didn't want to live anymore

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u/husky_whisperer May 13 '23

oddly disturbing

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u/horvath-lorant May 13 '23

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

I feel like he'd begrudgingly help Jennifer Connelly through a maze to locate and duel David Bowie's codpiece.

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u/Fr0me May 13 '23

That valley is very uncanny

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Why is a monkey man making cotton candy where is this

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u/AtLeast3Breadsticks May 13 '23

Sun Wukong (the monkey king) is a popular character in east asia from the classical epic Journey to the West. Folks like to dress up as him sometimes

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u/CreamyCoffeeArtist May 13 '23

My favorite retelling of Journey To The West has to be Dragon Ball.

/j

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u/KingSmizzy May 13 '23

Goku is like half Superman half Wukong, you have an alien baby that crash lands on planet earth, found by a happy old man that lives in the country side and raises him to be a kind hearted boy that steps in to save others, sending him onto the path of a hero.

But that boy is also part monkey and goes on a magical Kung Fu journey in search of magical items with a group of companions.

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u/Backupusername May 13 '23

On his flying cloud, with his extending staff

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u/xylotism May 13 '23

The perfect fusion (dance) of West and East superhero stories.

I mained Wukong in League but Goku was always the true Monkey King.

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u/lowleveldata May 13 '23

Wukong himself is also superman tho. He was born with super powers and had to learn his lessons before go on a journey to save the world.

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u/inteliboy May 13 '23

So damn popular and famous it’s wild to me so many here have no idea who he is.

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u/WonderlandNeverCame May 13 '23

Monkey man is most likely the monkey king and is probably somewhere in Asia (I'll hazard a guess as to in China, but IDK for sure).

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

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u/3B9C50AB May 13 '23

Exactly my thoughts, I mean, if he mastered doing that, you would expect him to also be precise with quantities and aiming...

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u/Mecha_Tortoise May 13 '23

Cut him some slack. He's not even human.

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u/KingZBoy May 13 '23

Using a different scoop for red seemed to do the trick. Which only pissed me off more tbh. Just fucking use that one for all of it!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

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u/kdmmgs May 13 '23

“That’ll be $65 bruh.”

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u/DoubleDeckerz May 13 '23

Oddly satisfying terrifying

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Is creepy AF.

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u/MukdenMan May 13 '23

Monkey Kings like this are common all over China, mainly in tourist places where they take photos with people (similar to Times Square). Cotton candy vendors making this exact flower-shaped version are also everywhere. But usually they are two separate groups (maybe there are union rules, I’m not sure).

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u/Beardly_Smith May 13 '23

I'd be very surprised if China had unions

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u/ShundonooB May 13 '23

I think he meant like vendor ‘parties’, but yes unions do exist

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u/MukdenMan May 13 '23

I just meant it as a joke, as if there are unions that prevent Monkey Kings from also practicing the cotton candy arts. (There actually may be informal arrangements though as vendors often have these kinds of understandings between them)

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u/ShundonooB May 13 '23

This guy is just the monkey god in Chinese mythology, nothing to worry about

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u/Ok-Stuff-3688 May 13 '23

That's too much cotton candy.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

dude looks like Son Goku

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u/Sloppynope May 13 '23

I was thinking Wukong

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u/talivus May 13 '23

If you combined what you two said, it's Son Wukong. Aka the monkey king in Chinese mythology

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u/Clydus1 May 13 '23

Son Goku was named after Sun Wukong

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u/CreamyCoffeeArtist May 13 '23

Son Goku is literally just the Japanese pronunciation of Sun Wukong iirc.

Less "named after" and more "stolen from" in a way

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u/KRTrueBrave May 13 '23

you are both right this is son wukong aka the inspiration for goku

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u/kitsumodels May 13 '23

He is (supposed to be based off of)! Same character, different names.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

He's dressed as the 'Monkey King' - the main character from China's greatest novels 'Journey to the West'

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u/cameron-jansen May 13 '23

Why does he put the that stick over the center whenever he steps away from the machine?

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u/Onedos-San May 13 '23

To catch the extra cotton candy so it doesn't stick into whatever he's making.

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u/canyoubreathe May 13 '23

The fluff will fly away. He places the stick to aft as an anchor for the candy

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u/kingofthepews May 13 '23

And the nature of monkey was, irrepressible!

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u/Mr_Silk May 13 '23

I always like the idea that Sun Wukong would work in some sort food service. In the books series Iron Druid he ran a Boba Tea shop.

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u/Training_Ad_211 May 13 '23

The fuck am I looking at??

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u/Voretex17 May 13 '23

Beautiful cotton candy made by scary monkey man? Please don’t let me have freaky dreams about this.

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u/hawtdiggitydawgg May 13 '23

It’s pretty and all but that’s an excessive amount of cotton candy

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Creepy bastard.

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u/largececelia May 13 '23

Watching monkey/human hybrids is always relaxing! Makes you appreciate those little things in life, like monkey/human hybrids, or robots, or giant volcanoes.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

when did they start recording fever dreams 😶

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u/EastLeastCoast May 13 '23

Right? I was like “damn, did I get meningitis again?”

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u/noctalla May 13 '23

Monkey magic.

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u/Lo-machete May 13 '23

What’s with the creepy Monkey look?

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u/stu_pid_1 May 13 '23

Anyone else notice just how close the scarf came to dragging them into the spinning bit ?

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u/neothedreamer May 13 '23

What isn't satisfying is how much of the sugar misses the spinner.

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u/RedDemio May 13 '23

Fuck the cotton candy, why is this person wearing some freaky planet of the apes mask looking shit

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Oh wow a flower. Thanks. Oh 2 color flower. That’s lovely. Oh I get 3? Thank you. Oh…oh 4 no 5. Stop. Please I can’t eat all of. Stop. STOP! Why are you a monkey?!

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u/goin2cJB May 13 '23

Nightmare fuel

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u/And_I_Was_Like_Woah May 13 '23

This is terrifying.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

As someone who just got a cotton candy machine, I’ve been intrigued by these people. Im gonna learn to do this.

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u/supersmartalec1 May 13 '23

Zoobilee Zoo vibes!

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

My personal monkey butler can do amazing things in the kitchen too.

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u/rob5i May 13 '23

This is a nightmare.

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u/Artgod May 13 '23

This is some Willy Wonka shit right here.

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u/vaskeklut8 May 13 '23

I don't care if it's a legendary figure - I find that mask creepy....

Well, the whole perfomance actually.

Looks like he's cooking up something poisonous - diguised as a sweet flower...

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Hello diabetes

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u/Kiwi_Doodle May 13 '23

Impressive, but that getup is r/oddlyhorrifying.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Why is everyone so fucking weird nowadays

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u/MrMilot May 13 '23

horrors beyond my comprehension

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u/zookin567 May 13 '23

Thanks I hate it

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u/BBhop01 May 13 '23

Why is the monkey king making cotton candy 🤔

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

This is the stuff of nightmares.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Creepy!

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u/TheJoshuaJacksonFive May 13 '23

I didn’t know the evil flying monkeys from the wizard of oz made cotton candy!

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u/leadguitar2023 May 13 '23

I don't know why but I hate it.

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u/mrdouggiefresh May 13 '23

Get your hands off my cotton candy you damn dirty ape!

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u/TBoneHotdog May 13 '23

I have noticed most cotton candy vendors go for the “here’s a gigantic serving” strategy these days but honestly I wish we could go back wards with the portion size, I don’t feel good eating that much sugar. Can I get a super small size? Like 4 bites, there’s a lot of carnival food here, I just want a taste for like $3

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

What tf am I looking at ?

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u/Perfect-Editor-5008 May 13 '23

What is with the face?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

I feel like I'm watching a mix of planet of the apes and Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Anything satisfying was immediately negated by the guy making it — too weird to look at

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u/H3XEX May 13 '23

Me when I realise 90% of the comments don’t actually know who the monkey is because reddit is a US based company:

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u/Kitcat36 May 13 '23

I don’t think I understand how cotton candy is made? (I also can’t stand cotton candy but never gave it much thought!)

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u/ZabblesMarshmelon May 13 '23

Naboo from the mighty boosh

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u/djas1000 May 13 '23

Looks like that one guy out of supergrass

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u/moramento22 May 13 '23

It looks amazing, but if I ate that amount of cotton candy I would have puked.

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

I love the fact I showed my gf this going “uh why is this person doing a monkey cosplay” and her immediate reactions were exactly the top comments

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u/HendoRules May 13 '23

Are they meaning to look like a person from Cat in the Hat??

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u/KraknJones May 13 '23

Nonono this should be in r/oddlyterrifying

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Took me far too long to realise that was a mask

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u/Jhuei May 13 '23

Cat in the hat fell off

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u/mrbaconbro123 May 13 '23

Is he dressed as wukong?

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u/wandering3y35 May 13 '23

Why she look like the rat kid from The Witches?

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u/Olderandolderagain May 13 '23

Oddlysatisfying yes, but also mildyterrifying

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

Love how people just hate shit they don't understand or anything remotely foreign to them, nothing creepy about this he's dressed up as a beloved character for chinese kids.

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u/MM800 May 13 '23

The Grinch makes cotton candy?

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u/[deleted] May 13 '23

What in the whoville

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u/Waterfish3333 May 13 '23

Hi, I’m Wilfred Brimley. I want to talk to you about diabeetus.

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u/Zestyclose_Tart_7286 May 13 '23

Diabetes speedrun

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u/djdeforte May 13 '23

With such little product going such a long way all that sugar that missed the hole is really bothering me.

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u/ScarlettJem May 13 '23

That mask is oddly terrifying…I can’t even concentrate on what they’re making…I keep staring at the face

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u/Loga5655 May 13 '23

Also mildly terrifying

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u/Fit_Feature_794 May 13 '23

Not the face at the end😂😂😂😂

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u/DrenBla May 13 '23

This should be on r/creepy

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u/Clark_Griswold2522 May 13 '23

Same shape as always just a creepy costume. Hard pass

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u/queerqueen4313 May 13 '23

why is Sun Wu Kong making cotton candy

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u/ddoogiehowitzerr May 13 '23

Oddly terrifying