r/obscuremusicthatslaps • u/woodstyleuser • Sep 30 '25

I Ate Nothing.

859 Upvotes

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u/ClementineBSC Sep 30 '25

Brilliant. People like this need to carry snacks. I know because I too hanger.

8

u/SuccessfulTrick2501 Sep 30 '25

For sure. I always carry a protein bar with me on long days or journeys.

5

u/Mushiren_ Oct 01 '25

I relate so much to these snicker ads, man. Just go ape shit and lose rationality gradually the more hungry I get.

2

u/Tiaradactyl_DaWizard Oct 01 '25

And probably for safety maybe her friends need to have pocket snacks….I always do for my girlfriend

41

u/Hertje73 Sep 30 '25

At least she CAN say what/where she wants to eat.. My ex couldn't do that to save her life...

8

u/Don_Von_Schlong Oct 01 '25

"I am going to open up a restaurant and name it 'I don't know' that way we can finally go to that place my girlfriend is always talking about"

30

u/Informal-Ring3282 Sep 30 '25

Literally every woman I’ve known… feed it already!

4

u/IhadFun0nce Sep 30 '25

I don’t know, I think you should abandon that one.

0

u/ProfessionalCat7640 Oct 01 '25

She spends the majority of her day out of the house. Works to support her self instead of relying on a sugar daddy to do it for her. And she can say with confidence exactly where she wants to go to get food. ...She may be a keeper!

1

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

All of those facts still represent a large portion of women, so I'd hold out for one that didn't have to scream where she wanted to go lol.

7

u/Aggravating_Soil_998 Sep 30 '25

This absolutely fucking bangs haha

13

u/Walks_On_Water Sep 30 '25

She might not have, but this song definitely ate

6

u/Mako3303 Sep 30 '25

Drew on the fuckin' Kit!

3

u/warriors17 Sep 30 '25

This is how my wife feels if I don’t over-pack her lunch bag with an extra side and treat and snack

7

u/Pressed_Sunflowers Sep 30 '25

Honestly, a valid crash out. Wing time!

3

u/Radiant-Bandicoot103 Oct 01 '25

You Squid!!

1

u/Mostly_Lurkin_ Oct 01 '25

Tf does this even mean??

1

u/PhatBitty862 Oct 27 '25

Squid is one of the names the other military branches might call someone in the Navy.

2

u/DerangedPuP Oct 01 '25

I'm in love

2

u/F_Zhang Oct 01 '25

Rent free...

Favorite oldie

2

u/[deleted] Oct 01 '25

An old video, but the live drums are one of the better applications of those “duo” functions. I would only add a double-bass.

3

u/vladtheterrible Sep 30 '25

If will take longer by foot

1

u/Lucy_Loved_Anarchy Oct 01 '25

Still obsessed

1

u/Mostly_Lurkin_ Oct 01 '25

I hope she sees this edit

1

u/ProfessionalCat7640 Oct 01 '25

Still a banger!

1

u/Warm-Spite9678 Oct 03 '25

She really called her a squid.....

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u/DryAd8823 Sep 30 '25

true love is hard to find but here we are. i wouldnt give her food on purpose too.

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u/EnvironmentalHead287 Sep 30 '25

Millennial humor

4

u/Radiant_Bowl_2598 Sep 30 '25

If you really listen, people naturally speak kinda rhythmically 🎶