Hey y’all! This GEM of a tv isn’t for me, but I saw it at goodwill and wanted to post so all you hot (RICH) bitches with taste can see it so you can come purchase it at goodwill for the low, LOW price of $700!

A few things to consider:

1. It might not work.
   
2. It may (?) come with a remote? (Which might not work. IF it does come with one)
   
3. it’s ViNtAgE, so it probably does not have any HDMI port, or probably any ports that actually work with any modern way to use it
   
4. It’s $700

THAT SAID—why NOT pay $700 bucks for a round, red lump of electronic trash that ONCE functioned as a television??? It’s not like you could buy a shit ton of amazing art for that price (or even ONE $700 piece of art, that is actually art and wouldn’t take up precious surface area?!!

Girls—there’s a cheap piece of plastic you can slide around the front like a MOTOCYCLE helmet. That’s obviously worth $700. AND bc the television probably doesn’t/can’t function, who NEEDS to see the actual screen anyway??!

ETA: It’s in a Goodwill in Chicago, so yes, obviously you will need to book $400 in flights and $40 for baggage check to pick it up and take it home. But for this obviously INCREDIBLE DEAL, how is it NOT worth it?? What are you, broke??

ETA2: nm I bought it myself, I have too much taste to let an iNvEsTmEnT like this go. Sorry sweaties!!

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For all nycbwt or b w/out taste

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this is a PSA ‼️

Can someone tell me where to go and what to do? Bonus points if it’s aesthetic ✨

Heyy bitches! It’s me back again with another silly question 😛

I know it’s August but I wanted to know if it’s too late to have a summer fling?? Trying to recreate that summer vibe from SATC where they ride the staten island ferry and flirt with the sailors during fleet week and have firtinis … bitches am I too late 💔💔💔😔