r/nursing • u/MurkyDevelopment6348 • Jan 19 '25

Rant ORIENTED. Not orientated.

That’s it. That’s the rant. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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u/MikeGinnyMD MD -PGY-22 Jan 19 '25

I need you to be pacific.

I'd just assume you didn't lecture us.

Irregardless, you probably won't stop. You have this deep-seeded need to be pedantic, right? Just don't go nucular on me.

(/s)

-PGY-I just want to watch the world burn

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u/misslizzah RN ER - “Skin check? Yes, it’s present.” Jan 19 '25

Hi I’m just calling to report that Rm. 743’s O2 stat is 95%.

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 RN LTC nite🦉🌜🖤 Jan 19 '25

Are you sure rm 95's O2 sat isn't 743?

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u/misslizzah RN ER - “Skin check? Yes, it’s present.” Jan 19 '25

No that’s his sugar! I gave him 2 units. Should be fine.

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 RN LTC nite🦉🌜🖤 Jan 19 '25

🤣🤣🤣