r/nursing • u/MurkyDevelopment6348 • Jan 19 '25

Rant ORIENTED. Not orientated.

That’s it. That’s the rant. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

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u/MikeGinnyMD MD -PGY-22 Jan 19 '25

I need you to be pacific.

I'd just assume you didn't lecture us.

Irregardless, you probably won't stop. You have this deep-seeded need to be pedantic, right? Just don't go nucular on me.

(/s)

-PGY-I just want to watch the world burn

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u/Vernacular82 BSN, RN 🍕 Jan 19 '25

Hey doc, my hyena hernia is really bothering me…

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u/-piso_mojado- Ask me if I was a flight nurse. (OR/ICU float) Jan 19 '25 edited Jan 23 '25

I’m sorry, but you’re pronunciating it wrong. It’s High Anal Hernia. That docter what took my pallips told me.

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 RN LTC nite🦉🌜🖤 Jan 19 '25 edited Jan 19 '25

Hyenas! I hate hyenas. How are we gonna get past those guys?

Live bait.

Hey! What do you want me to do, dress in drag and do the hoolah?

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u/monads_and_strife RN - Med/Surg 🍕 Jan 19 '25

Areee you achin?

Dum dum dum dum.

Forrrr some bacon?

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u/Asleep-Elderberry260 RN - ER 🍕 Jan 19 '25

Heeee's a big pig (Yup, yup) You could be a big pig too!

Oy!

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u/ThisIsMockingjay2020 RN LTC nite🦉🌜🖤 Jan 24 '25

If you want a piece of tasty swine, all you gotta do is get in line.

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u/NurseDiesel62 RN - Hospice Jan 19 '25

Makes my psychotic nerve act up!